Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
We’ve known for some time that this celebrity is engaged, but the details about her wedding plans have been far and few between.
One item on her checklist that isn’t leaking out is her choice for Maid of Honor. While it is usual for a bride to choose a sister or cousin or long-time friend, our bride is going a different way.
Her long-time best friend is an famous actress. However, their friendship is on shaky ground right now. We’ve talked about some of the issues that have caused the friction between the two over the past year or so. During that time, our bride has become close friends with another female celebrity (who has a habit of stirring up controversy).
Our bride understands the public relations machine, very, very well. It would be disingenuous to choose the old friend as her Maid of Honor, as the two are cordial but rather cool towards each other right now. However, if she chooses the controversial new friend, the media will certainly work overtime to uncover the “scandal” that tore the former best friends apart.
A third choice, one that would work for both her and her future husband, is a celebrity couple with whom they have been spending a lot of time recently.
So, what will she do? Choose her former bestie (which will placate the press), or her new friend (which could stir up questions) or the celebrity couple (which would be neutral and work for both her and her fiancé)?
As of today, she is choosing… none of the above! She is starting to think that she just wants to avoid the whole mess, and is now asking her future husband to forgo the wedding party altogether. If she can’t have anyone up there, neither can he! He’s not happy about it, but, unless she has some miraculous reconciliation with her long-time bestie, this may be the only thing that will keep the peace. (Blind Gossip)
Jennifer Aniston, Court "don't forget the extra e" Ney Cox, Chelsea Handler, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski? Jennifer should tell them all to eff off and really make the offices of the tabloids crumble into a million pieces by making her arch rival Maddox her man of honor.
There have been a lot of break ups lately, and we hear that there is another one coming!
This celebrity is very beautiful – and has been famous for over 20 years now – but her taste in men has always been questionable.
Her spouse is not exactly a model husband. She has primary responsibility for earning the money and raising their child/ren and keeping the family together… while he does little except cheat on her! He was cheating on her while they were dating, and kept cheating right through their marriage. In retrospect, it was pretty naïve of her to think that he would change once they got married.
One additional interesting aspect of this split is her long-time friendship with a very famous actor. The actor has become friends – no, make that very good friends – with her husband, so it will be interesting to see which half of the couple he will support after the split. (Blind Gossip)
Cindy Crawford, Rande Gerber and George Clooney for the friend? If Cindy Crawford was 25 and George Clooney needed a new award season escort, he'd side with her. But since Rande's got the tequila, he'll go with Rande.
During a recent weekend, this multiple Oscar nominee and this one-time Oscar nominee spent some time together. They watched some sports game together, had a few meals together, and participated in a few leisure-time activities together. All very innocent, right?
Maybe not.
Multiple has a jealous male friend. He is an actor who broke into the business more than 20 years ago as a minor. Now, we’re not saying that anyone here is gay… but Multiple has had a revolving door of girlfriends, One-Time has been in few suspiciously beardy relationships, and Male Friend spends an awful lot of time in gay bars in WeHo!
The Male Friend wasn’t at Multiple’s that weekend, but he quickly found out that Multiple was spending the weekend with another man. When he found out that it was One-Time, he went nuts! He sent One-Time a flurry of threatening texts and voice mails telling him that Multiple “is my man” and that he had better stay away from or that he would tell the press that One-Time is gay!
Uh oh! But it was an idle threat, and One-Time knew it. He knew that Male Friend wasn’t about to sink three successful careers with one call. But – just to make sure – he and Multiple did a photo op together that portrays them as a couple of regular, macho guys who were doing nothing more than hanging out, watching sports, drinking beer, and talking about girls. (Blind Gossip)
Leonardo DiCatchAHo, Bradley Cooper and Lukas Haas? Bunch a melodramatic queens. But I do get a twitch thinking of Lukas Haas and Bradley Cooper scratching at each other over Leonardo DiCatchAHo. I'm surprised I haven't written that fanfiction in my wet dream journal before.
At a pre-Oscar party this weekend...
He’s young, super hot, and engaged. To someone also young, also hot, and arguably more famous, for now. But she wasn’t with him. Which is why he could focus all his attention on someone else -- a beautiful girl made famous by a franchise who is growing out her hair while his fiancée currently prefers it the opposite way.
They were flirting for a long, long time. All he wanted to do was talk to her. And laugh with her. And it was just the two of them until almost the end of the night. They were close to the last ones to leave. Am told “he seemed waayyyy into her”, so much so that if “(his fiancée) was there, she would not have been happy about it. But he probably wouldn’t have been like that if she was there anyway”.
Better that they figure this out now though and not after the wedding. They say it’ll be a long engagement. If this is how it’s going down though, the engagement might be longer than the marriage. They’re just so young.
PS. NOT January Jones. (Lainey Gossip)
Liam Hemsworth and January Jones disguised as Emma Watson?
It is not so much that this keeps saying he is getting married A++ list mostly movie actor buys pot. I think most of us would be shocked if he didn't smoke pot. After seeing some of the things he has done, lately, I certainly hope he was on pot. The very very interesting thing is that when our A++ lister has gone to buy pot from his dispensary, he has had, for the last two or three times with him a barely out of her teens blonde and they are all over each other. (CDAN)
Brad Pitt?
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The blind items are ridiculous, who GAF, but one thing is for sure, Brad Pitt has not been seen anywhere with a "teen blonde", just for arguments sake, if that had happened then did all cell phone cameras die at one time, get real, a picture like that could make someone an instant millionaire, so we know that's nothing but BS.
I can't' imagine going through bridal/bridesmaids drama in my mid 40s. grow up ladies. jen, you are no blushing bride and this isn't your first jig... just grab your man and a few friends and go to mexico or bali or maui or wherever you rich people go these days.
wedding planning makes me nauseous and im in my 20s. i hate circus weddings. i have no desire to go through it... id sooner elope or just grab a few friends for a backyard ceremony.
There are still people out there debating Bradley Cooper's homosexuality? How many fake marriages/beards must he have before common sense prevails?
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:20pm.
Yeah, that Chanel commercial...I still cant get the stink from my eyes.
try opening a door to a Macy's and almost walking right into a 7-8 foot Chanel b/w poster of Bradley's dead-eyed, crow footed wrinkled stare. i really did complain to the Chanel counterperson on the way out -- "you guys must not want anyone to buy your product this season because that thing staring us down at the door is not going to appeal to ANYONE!" ;-)
i hope Jared has a strong interweb set up because his shit is going to explode if Bradford Pittston gets busted cheating, lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I never noticed before, but they are practically chin twins.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Or, as some people have already pointed out, who needs a wedding party? Go sans attendants and no one feels slighted (hopefully)...
Wedding party for 2nd marriages? Easy, pick your kids for best men/maids of honor. Or do like I did and have all your neices/nephews as the wedding party - it made for some very cute pictures! Our best man was my stepson.
When we got engaged, Mr. hekki's mom said, "Well, of course you're going to have Mr. Hekki's sisters as bridesmaids, aren't you!". Not a question.
I didn't want any -- not even my sister -- because I wanted a very small wedding. Everyone had their noses out of joint about our wedding at the time, but they got over it. MIL finally got to commandeer SIL's extravaganza wedding two years later, so her hunger was satisfied.
Wedding bullshit makes womenz be crazy.
Rande Gerber seems like a real creepy doucher. Like that poison turd that Christy Brinkley used to be married to. Fucker of teenage babysitters.
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Submitted by Willowmeena on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:48pm.
Bradley Cooper makes my skin crawl. There's just something creepy and malevolent about him.
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Yes, this!^ I don't get his sex appeal. This is what I think about every time I see him:
http://www.thecultden.com/1/post/2012/01/marvel-75-green-goblin-minibust...
I just lapsed into a coma reading this sheiße, and i'M A LITTLE bit pished. OK a whiole lot.
Rande Gerber has been cheatin' and playin' around since back when he had that restaurant on Ventura Blvd by CBS.
Submitted by richardsimmons on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:15pm.
Anyone (and this goes for some posters here and everywhere) who has to announce HOW HAPPY AND IN LOVE they are...well, something is usually off.
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Aint that the truth? I've got a couple of friends who used to do this ....they don't do it anymore but they used to do it ALL.THE.TIME. Why? Because they were fishing for a threesome or +++ LOL Their reasoning was that by telling everyone how in love they were and how perfect life was, the third parties wouldn't have to worry about breaking them up.
Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:01pm.
I agree that last one is Brad Pitt.. The other ones I don't have an opinion about.. But I agree with the person who said Bradley Cooler is creepy.
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It was rumored that his marriage to Jennifer Esposito ended so quickly because he beat her. So you may be on to something.
Always pick a relative as the maid of honor, chances are you'll be able to look at pictures of your wedding and view them fondly for the rest of your life if it's a relative. I didn't do that (picked a "friend") and now my former maid of honor is the person I despise most in the world, total you know what. Wedding party pictures are aesthetically AMAZING but I can't even look at them because seeing her pisses me off.
I'm team etiquette. I like considering other people; selfish, inconsiderate people annoy me. That said, if it's his first wedding they kind of get a pass for a big wedding. Just because her first one failed doesn't mean he has to socially pay for her issues. However, if she's the one driving the big wedding that's more annoying.
Submitted by pfk on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:15pm.
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Why thank you pfk :)
Submitted by tojo on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:52pm.
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Lol, Helllloooo San Franciscoooooo :P
@ MeanWillow:).....AND the hypocrisy of these actors is they all support these gay rights events, wear the ribbons, campaign for the freedom to be gay all the while scared shitless they'll be outed and then secretly ostracized by the same industry they belong to that goes and promotes these same events. It's crazy I tells ya! :)
Whamo - I bothered reading your rant! It was very well articulated, and with feeling.
I agree that last one is Brad Pitt.. The other ones I don't have an opinion about.. But I agree with the person who said Bradley Cooler is creepy.
Submitted by Willowmeena on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:48pm.
It's amusing that these Gay actors try so desperately to convince the public they're straight.
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I know this place is for snark, but gay actors are not trying to be deceptive in order to amuse you.
Two factors I can think of:
1) People have had to hide their sexual preference all their lives in order to avoid violence, rejection, and discrimination.
2) In their careers, they may face discrimination and loss of a fan base if their preference were known.
In the end, sexual preference - and even who someone is dating - is none of our business.
Bradley Cooper makes my skin crawl. There's just something creepy and malevolent about him.
It's amusing that these Gay actors try so desperately to convince the public they're straight. Some go to great lengths, even marrying and having kids (Hi John Travolta) What a half life these people must live, never being free to be who they really are. Rupert Everett's career may have stalled when he came out, but at least he can live his life the way he wants, without hiding in the shadows.
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"We must not look at Goblin men,
We must not buy their fruits,
Who knows upon what soil they fed,
Their hungry, thirsty roots"
So Whamo- are you coming out to us?
ETA: I'm totally kidding! :* <3
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Photo of Luke and Leo as doctored by Perez.
http://i1300.photobucket.com/albums/ag94/verdigreedy/lucashaasleodicapri...
I never for a second have bought into this Leo is gay. There is no way through all these years some trick hasn't come forward with indisputable proof such as a photo of Leo in bed with a dude.
Semi rant here and it's a long one I won't be upset if you simply don't bother, by the time I got this far I'm sure I'd stop....:P
It's a no win situation with some of these guys. If you feel you're not ready to be married but you get married under society's pressure you'll end up fooling around and now you're a scum bag cheater. If you're not married by his age then you're "gay"
If you aren't married and you date younger hot models you're a pervert. If you date one woman for a long period of time you're an assholes for not marring her because you have "commitment issues" or you're closeted.
If you're a women like Cameron Diaz and you don't get married but fuck guys be they young or old you're a whore or...you're closeted.
If either does get married and it doesn't lasts people will say, why do these people even get married in the first place there are just too many temptation being a famous popular actor they should have known they weren't ready to be married.
I admire guys like George Clooney in that he knows a HW marriage probably won't last so he doesn't bother.
One last thing, a lot of times (and let's be honest it seems this happens more to men) you end up losing a huge amount of money maybe even half of what you made to your partner. The argument always seems to automatically be, well that person was there for them and helped them in their success. How do we know that? That's not always the case and perhaps the person was successful in spite of the other half. How do we know that person that stayed at home wasn't a pain in the ass from day one spending the person's money like it was water but yet inevitably they end up getting half anyway.
It' a NO WIN situation all around. Great now I'm depressed lol
*slowly steps down off soap box.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:03pm.
Or just break up the usual wedding routine and not have a maid of honor at all. What do you need her for? Do they actually do anything?
Aren't they there to drunkenly bang the bride's father?
Etiquette is taking care of others feelings not your own. That's it in a nutshell. As far as papacy and its darkness no defender here. Yes people are completely free to observe their wedding anyway they please.But this started with a blind that said Aniston is agonizing over this bridesmaid thing and that's just silly. imo.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:13pm.
Perfume commercial?
[googles it]
BRAD PITT WANTS TO STALK ME!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:26pm.
So you're saying you'd wear sweats and flipflops on a tour of the Oval Office, considering the horrors THEY'VE been complicit in?
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:28pm.
Yeah, just choose some random relative of yours or your fiance's!
Or just break up the usual wedding routine and not have a maid of honor at all. What do you need her for? Do they actually do anything?
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Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:16pm.
The decidedly NOT beautiful, but rather what my friends call, 'a handsome woman', Jennifer Aniston is a total dingbat. Making all this fuss over a second wedding? It's ridiculous and not good etiquette.
Well, she is in a PR-driven industry and she and her team are very good at PR. I tend to think this bridal tale is just more of her usual PR.
And even if they are gittin' hitched, it's not like the choice of bridesmaid is some impossible conundrum, at least when you're in your near-mid-40s. Pick whoever you like, or pick someone neutral, and let the other adults get over their butt-hurt.
Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:12pm.
The decidedly NOT beautiful, but rather what my friends call, 'a handsome woman', Jennifer Aniston is a total dingbat. Making all this fuss over a second wedding? It's ridiculous and not good etiquette.
But this is the bitch who wore her sleep dress to the Vatican
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Not for nothin' but considering what the Vatican has been directly and indirectly complicit in? Really? There still needs to be respect shown in one's choice of wardrobe?
As for making a fuss over a second wedding...Why the fuck not if you want to? I find any fuss over ANY wedding intolerable, but that's just me. You wanna go buck wild on your wedding, birthday, New Year's Eve, Xmas, what have you. Go for it. None of that is for me and I'll likely somehow find a way out of participating in it, but it's no skin off my nose.
I'm not tryna be a cunt, I'm just sayin'...Etiquette is often a whole lot of snobbery without any real substance to it. What I wear to pedophile central is just what I wear and if I wanna make a big fuckin' deal out of my 2nd, 3rd or 15th wedding, what the fuck should anyone care? It's a damn free party in which you're filling your bread basket and hydrating your drink hole on my dime. Buy me a freakin' cheap assed toaster in return. Too much to ask? Meh, etiquette...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Yeah, that Chanel commercial...I still cant get the stink from my eyes.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Anyone (and this goes for some posters here and everywhere) who has to announce HOW HAPPY AND IN LOVE they are...well, something is usually off.
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I think you nailed them all. I remember the widely seen Bradley Cooper - Leonardo photos from the Miami Hotel balcony where they were shirtless and the caption said "oodling the girls in the bikinis down by the beach" and most of the comments said "could we see these "girls"?
And the last one with "After seeing some of the things he has done, lately," has to mean the Chanel No5 commercial.
The decidedly NOT beautiful, but rather what my friends call, 'a handsome woman', Jennifer Aniston is a total dingbat. Making all this fuss over a second wedding? It's ridiculous and not good etiquette.
But this is the bitch who wore her sleep dress to the Vatican to view Michaelangelo's Sistine Chapel. She has absolutely no sense of what it correct because she is thinking only about what will please Jennifer. Etiquette is about other people.
This marriage is doomed. Doing what would please her future husband is too difficult? Jennifer Aniston is a dumb selfish dumbass. Poor guy. It's a Guy Ritchie situation. Don't do it Justin!
"...he has had...with him a barely out of her teens blonde..."
It's known/documented Pitt likes them young. Brad was 24 when he was linked to 15 year old Shalane McCall, and was 26 to Juliette Lewis' 16.
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Spoiled, that made me LOL. HAHAHAHAHA! Another ase of arrested development.
He's a real mama's boy, too. Heaven help any ho trying to nail THAT peen down.
I'm with Snowy, please let the last one be true. Of course Pitt is fucking some hot piece, no one really thinks he's in love with Heroina do they? Heroina is an unloveable skank bag of STD ridden fish heads so I'm sure the last one is Pitt. Bwahaaaaa
Yeah, I really enjoyed these. They They were relatively easy and also plausible. Good times!
Will Miley try to rein Liam in, or will the couple cool off or even go their separate ways?
#2 is Toothy Tile. j/k Toothy Tile never materialized - must've gotten dentures.
"Lukas Haas lived in DiCaprio's house with him for seven years, until 2010 when DiCaprio's then-girlfriend Bar Refaeli reportedly made him kick Haas out."
Submitted by mitzenmama on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:33pm.
The possibly Aniston/Cox story, why does she need a bridal party? That just seems silly and undignified for a couple in their 40's.
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It's silly and undignified, period.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
ITA with MK's guesses.
As far as #1, I think they're exaggerating by saying "bridal party" when they really mean just best man/maid of honor. Because Justin's never been married, he may want to have someone to stand next to.
And I would not count out Lukas Haas for #3 (though Tobey makes sense, too), because they've been friends forever. Remember Leo's "Pussy Posse"? Lukas Haas, Tobey, David Blaine, Kevin Connelly, etc.
ETA: Pussy Posse link:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/katienotopoulos/catching-up-with-leonardo-dicapr...
The possibly Aniston/Cox story, why does she need a bridal party? That just seems silly and undignified for a couple in their 40's.
If there's any truth to the third one, Toby Maguire is involved.
You don't HAVE to have a bridal party. I didn't.
I think Cindy Crawford has been around at least 25 years, if not 30. I thought she and her gayface husband had an open marriage.
Submitted by dementa on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:10pm.
Prolly. But, as I always say, I choose to believe they're true. :)
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 6:57pm.
Honestly I think half of these are bullshit anyway, just people fantasizing about so and so being gay or cheating or pregnant. It's like fanfiction.
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Oh brad baby why would you do this to the love of your life....ha ha ha...I would be so glad if this were true...finalllly the chickens are coming home to roost..lol
Some of these are too obvious.
Although, I thought Jen and Courtney were just fine. According to People mag Courtney flew to the East Coast for Jen's birthday. And if it's People it must be true.
The Brad Pitt one is hilarious. You just knew he was gonna stray at some point. He and Jolie have been seen together only one or twice since announcing their engagement a year ago.
Notice how the press releases and all of the trips to the refugee camps stopped too for some reason. Although, I suspect they'll be cranking that shit up as Brad's movie release gets closer.
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I know the fun's in trying to guess a convoluted BI, but half the time I'd just like the gossip-monger to say, "Our sources tell us Brad Pitt has been visiting smoke shops with a young blonde. We can't confirm if this report is true or not." Can't be sued (at least successfully) for saying that...
All this innuendo and alphabet-soup shit make my poor head spin.
I just can't believe that Leonardo Dicaprio would be with Lucas Haas. I don't think Leo is that hot, but enough people do and he is rich and successful enough that he could do way better than that rat-faced Lucas Haas.
#3 is so poorly written it's ridiculous.
i thought James Franco for the last one but there wouldn't be a need to cover that up, he'd make a video anyways.
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cept for the getting married part of course, i was thinking more the dope.