Friday, March 1st 2013
Birthday Sluts
Mark-Paul Gosselaar (39)
Justin Bieber (19)
Ke$ha (26)
Jensen Ackles (35)
Esther Cañadas (36)
Javier Bardem (44)
George Eads (46)
Maurice Benard (50)
Russell Wong (50)
Tim Daly (57)
Catherine Bach (58)
Ron Howard (59)
Alan Thicke (66)
Dirk Benedict (68)
Roger Daltrey (69)
Harry Belafonte (86)
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Submitted by RHONYC on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:09pm.
I woke up horny.
;)
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
MPG has been looking amazing lately! Not a day over 25. And man is he built hottie..
"Many people don't know that Mark -Paul Gosselaar is Indonesian Dutch ,like The Van Halen Brothers."
His mother is Dutch Indo. He is German, Indo, Dutch and Jewish.
HB to all. Many people don't know that Mark -Paul Gosselaar is Indonesian Dutch ,like The Van Halen Brothers.
HB to Harry Belafonte, he is right when he said recently todays generation of Black entertainers aren't doing enough , DAY-0!!
Roger Daltry , still going strong ! wowsa
Daisy Duke! Catherine Bach is now on Young and Restless looking like a Brazilian Transsexual , YES!
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
That's a pretty hot pic of Preppy, but I gotta say he's been looking a bit rough lately...somehow Dawson is better looking now.
Ke$ha and Bieber have the same birthday? hahaha
LMMFAO @ Ecce Homo!
that rocked...or should i say COCKED. ;-D
*hands Kesha bar of soap and box of Rid*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mark-Paul G, I just want to crawl up between your legs in that picture and nomnomnom while you calmly discuss whatever it is you're talking about with Jensen Ackles, who (although initially nonplussed by my presence) rapidly sports an unsightly bulge that he just as casually pulls out and slaps me across the face with, just as the door slams open and Javier Bardem arrives and slowly unzips his pants...and sure enough every man on this list inexplicably shows up and treats me like a two dollar whore.
Because everyone deserves a Birthday present, Catherine and Esther (but not keisha) can watch, if they're so inclined.
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
Happy Birthday Preppy!! I still love you! Tiger Beat pics all over my walls!! Those were the days!!!
Happy Birthday Preppy I was a SBTB craze nut...
Wow what a great birthday list ... happy birthday!!!
Happy Birthday Preppy I was a SBTB craze nut...
Wow what a great birthday list ... happy birthday!!!
mmmmmmmm, TIM DALY.
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I don't remember what day it was
I didn't notice what time it was
All I know is that I fell in love with you
And if all my dreams come true
I'll be spending time with you
HB to Jensen & his pretty boy predecessor Dirk!!!
Jesus today is the day of hot Pisces men!
Happy Bidet Roger Daltrey!
http://youtu.be/HcyuJTgKjZc
today is the day hot boneable men were born.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!G-O-S-S-E-L-A-A-R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just got Saved by the Swell...ing up of my vajay-jay after 50 rapid power kegels!!!
ahhhhhh
*faints onto desk*
I used to watch Saved By The Bell obsessively. My friends gave me so much shit for it. I told them (and myself) it was to ogle Kelly Kapowski, but could it have been because I was secretly attracted to the Zack Attack? That picture has me wondering. I hope I don't have some explaining to do to my wife...
A great big Happy B-day to Mark-Paul. The man has aged like fine wine. Still have SBTB fantasies.
Happy b-day to the equally delicious Jensen Ackles. I wouldn't mind getting some of him, Jared and Mark-Paul. Yum!!
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~Who killed Bojangles? Maybe it was you!!!~
*gets out my washcloth and pack of cigarettes* good lawd its a hawt day on the ol' birthday list got dayum this may be the best day in male birthday history
Daltrey and Belafonte born on the same day!! i might have to start believing in heaven again. i don't know where to begin on how much i loooove those guys, their voices and their respective roles in history. for real, when i was a foxx cub i knew of Belafonte and Poitier first as civil rights activists [Dick Gregory too] and after that i learned what their real jobs are, lol. Happy birthday and many more gentlemen! (lmao @ whamo's "white folk parents..." hahahaha damn right whammy ;-P)
i don't have time to scratch another name on my shanks right now so i'm going to let you desperate whores borrow Mr. Ackles and his Dean Winchester jeans for a half day. please hose him down and dry him off before you send him back. Happy Birthday Jensen -- great job carrying that oversized constipated chimp on your back for yet another season! [tell Mischa to call me}
Mr. Daly, Mr. Bardem, Mr. Benedict, Mr. Thicke [everyone forgets he can sing too, lol], Mr. Wong -- you're still the one! Happy Birthday!
HB to OPIE and the first the best the only DAISY DUKE! there can be only one.
*ignores and prays for everything above Ackles*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
there are some hot sluts i most definitely approve of on this list today...
jensen ackles...
russell wong
dirk benedict
mark-paul g(ain't spelling it out)
special happy birthday to mr. harry belafonte!
and opie cunningham...
_____________________________________________ I'm not fat...I'm cultivating mass...
LOL Chaka, calma te!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
God!! Russell Wong is HOT HOT HOT!!!
What is going on today???/
Ugh...
And Javier and Daltrey and Tim Daly???
Every man born on this fine day gets a free FREAK session with me!!!
SCREAMS!!!
MPG - Jensen - MPG - Jensen...
What an unreal sex sandwich!!!!
My GOD they are both sooo HOT!!!
HB to all of them.
Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:40am.
Lisbet - is that rumor of him & Jared still going around? I remember reading that blind item years ago on Ted Casablanca's column.
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I dunno if it's still going around, or even if anyone else remembers it. All I know, the thought of those two together brings such joy to my tiny little life that I don't care.
Wow. A few sexy menz' birthday, today! HB to Jensen! Roar. Mmm...those lips...I guess I'll get in line behind the last Dlister female that wants him!
Lisbet - is that rumor of him & Jared still going around? I remember reading that blind item years ago on Ted Casablanca's column.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:16am.
Ke$hit is that old and she has a rebellious 16 year old's act? I would have guessed maybe 22 at the most. How sad she'll be at 30.
^^^
Her and Avril Lavigne both.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:18am.
I wonder if it's because the ground is right at sea level and always saturated?
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I don't know Mel, we get them here every once in a while but they seem to take out roads not houses.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:21am.
" Buried alive in a 50' deep hole Sweeeet Geeeezuz" that's Sucky's fantasy! to bury his peen in a deep hole
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Bawahaaaaaaaaa!
" Buried alive in a 50' deep hole Sweeeet Geeeezuz" that's Sucky's fantasy! to bury his peen in a deep hole
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:12am.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:57am.
Meatblocks...I saw that story!! Nightmare is right.
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I just looked this up...HOLY SHIT what a fucking nightmare! You're sleeping only to wake up to find the ground opening up under you and sucking you in. Buried alive in a 50' deep hole Sweeeet Geeeezuz
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Why couldnt this have happened in Merrick? I can't think of anyone more deserving than White Oprah and her hooker
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:17am.
Russell Wong needs to bone me too.
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YOU WONG FO DAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
WHAMO isn't that freaky?!?!?!? It's the second time I've heard of that happening in Fla. I wonder if it's because the ground is right at sea level and always saturated?
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RIMADYL KILLS
Russell Wong needs to bone me too.
Jeez, either the guys are really hot today or I need some ass.
Don't leave Russell Wong out of the parade of sessiness!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:57am.
Meatblocks...I saw that story!! Nightmare is right.
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I just looked this up...HOLY SHIT what a fucking nightmare! You're sleeping only to wake up to find the ground opening up under you and sucking you in. Buried alive in a 50' deep hole Sweeeet Geeeezuz
Meatblocks...did you see that his brother (I think) tried to save him, and they had to rescue the brother!?!?!? So sad.
It's like that scene in Nightmare on Elm street where Freddy sucks the guy into the bed (that sounded wrong).
My grandmother's (rip) house was built on an old mineshaft, and they didn't fill it in I guess. The ground right next to the house caved in, but not the house. They were lucky!
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RIMADYL KILLS
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:25am.
Jared and Jensen can both bone me, separate or together.
I only called Jensen out since it's his birfday LOLOL
Sorry HomecomingQueen, he'd be too busy with me.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUSTIN YOU SWEET PIECE OF PIE!!!!!!!!! :P
Love, the only cougar that matters. ;)
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 9:57am.
yeah, i've heard of it happening before but like that lady you mentioned, i never heard anyone getting sucked up (just cars and houses, etc.,).
i think the key to sleep tonight is to find out if you have limestone under your house.
fuck. i bet a geologist costs more than a plumber.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Meatblocks...I saw that story!! Nightmare is right. Not too long ago, an elderly woman in Florida lost most of her house in a sinkhole (on a golf course, I think). She wasn't home when it happened, so she was ok. But her entire life was in there, and she lost it all. :( I wonder if insurance covers that?? It sounds like it may have to be a new clause in homeowners insurance in Florida!
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dirk BENEDICT!
LOOK AT HIS TINY SHORTS AND AWKWARD 80'S EXERCISE MOVES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9NVcOTtvBE
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Shake, shake, shake, senora!! HB to Harry Belafonte!
MPG, happy birthday cutie. Sorry you and Harry share a birthday with Garbage Pail kid Keshit.
HB to ur fat butt LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
hb to daltrey, bach ... and SINKHOLES!
wtf. in brandon fl a dude laying in his bed got sunk to literal hell by a hole that swallowed his ass, bed and bedroom right the fuck up.
=free tickets to a nightmare for everyone.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 8:55am.
Javier Bardem.....fuck he WAS creepy in Country for Old Men, I like this dude
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He was also excellent in Biutiful. And Before Night Falls, where his performance was great. (That last film itself annoyed me a bit, since it moves along slowly and perfectly for about 2 hours, and then becomes all rushed and disjointed in an effort to get through everything else in 30 minutes. Would making it 3 hours really have been the end of the world?)
It's handsome PePaw day! HB Harry, Dirk, Alan, and Tim, and especially Roger, whom I used to lust after in the old days (before he cut those golden locks!)
Crappy Birthday to the man-child who should be the lead singer of Loaded Diaper. DIAF Beebs!