Afternoon Crumbs

I feel terrible for saying this, but even though I think Fergie seems like a cool person, I'll never understand how she landed a piece as hot as Josh Duhamel. I mean, yeah, she seems fun, has a hot body and has her own thing going on, but THAT FACE. It's tragic. And Josh is pretty much perfection from head to toe. I guess it speaks well of him that he's not superficial.
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Submitted by didimao on Sat, 03/02/2013 - 3:29pm.

Same reason people call Priscilla Presley Elvis's widow.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

I like Mimi's outfit. I think it is odd that there are people are calling Michelle Williams Heath's widow. Umm, they weren't married and they were no longer together.

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THIS is what happens when you buy the right size and cut for your figure...you look thinner! Mariah looks great here!

LOL at Tan Mom having modeling jobs in London. Yeah, okay lady, have fun with that.

Mimi, is so dainty here.

Animals with their babies <3

Friday Panty Creamer boys, *fans self*

NOH8, now Jwoww, doesn't seem so bad o_O

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I'm pretty sure most of those NOH8 (fuck I hate that pseudo-word) people are just doing this for attention. "I'm so much weirder than everyone else! LOOK AT MEEEEEE!"

Kanye's house is creepy to me. It's like a total manchild-cave. But at least it's not the nouveau riche abomination that I imagined, like what Jay-z and Bouncy must have. At least it represents him, not the image.

Shakira looks great.

Then we have Fuggie. Wow, she's barely gotten pregnant and she already looks like shit. She's standing next to Cher and they look about the same age.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

All those shirtless guys from the berry got nothing on my cute intellectual boyfriend, Simon Reeve.

he is the thinking man's crumpet.

Submitted by Aphid on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:56pm.
Hey I like the coat.
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So do I! And Mimi totally carries it off.

Hey I like the coat.

the panty creamer list.. gooooooooot dayum i so would and im talking about the whole damn list.. does that make me a slut???

Am I the only one who gets a Michael Jackson vibe from GayFish's home???? Cartoon art, stuffed animals...????

I was all ready to give up on shirtless Friday until I hit #29. Love him.

Yeah because the alien head has been married so long and been a mother sooo long that she has all the answers. Give me a break. This thing loves attention. She is ugly and annoying. I guess ill try and be nice.. her wigs sometimes are nice.

Twatty: Well, that situation sounds difficult, too. There's a happy medium, for sure. I had friends in that position and it's not good. We were definitely the #1 thing in my mom's life when we were little, but as we got lives, she did, too, so it was temporary.

I've NEVER heard a man worry about putting his wife or kids first. Isn't that interesting?

Fugliana is such an insecure desperate doormat, I can't even. But he sounds like a real prize...

I like the minimalism of Kanye's house. There's just too much pop artwork. And I have to see the kitchen first.

Hekki -- I do see the importance of a couple making their marriage a priority, a normal marriage to begin with (not something like Fugiana's), unlike my mom's messed up marriage to my dad where they didn't get along and her number one priority in her life was me. It's hard being the center of someone else's life and I don't think parents should do that to their kids, so I do appreciate it when parents take the time to focus on their marriage. But Fugliana & Bill are not a real couple. He married her because she had a name & was famous, and now they do things to make money and get their names in the media and to make money. They both make me ill. She's ugly as fuck, too.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Twatty, I'm with you on the Fugliana hatred. She's horrible.

I don't understand the panic of not putting your kids first. Unless your husband is a pouty selfish jerk who can't share his wife's attention with his own damn kids. A marriage that isnt strong enough to withstand a shift in dynamics for the sake of its offspring isn't that strong to begin with, IMO. And it's not THAT hard to make your husband feel special and valued.

She's just scared he's going to leave her. And the kids will pick up on It anyway.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:28pm.
I actually love Mimi's coat!

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I love it too, just not on her...She's one of those people who just can't carry off stylishly sophisticated. It's not so much that she makes it look trashy, but it's just wasted on her. It's not quite polishing a turd, but it's kinda spraying expensive perfume behind a wet fart. You know what I mean?

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I actually love Mimi's coat!!

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And the songbirds are singing,
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you
Like never before

Dare I say, Mimi actually looks....good?

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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom

Panty creamers 3, 12, 13, 20 & 29 ain't bad.

Kanye's house is my decorating nightmare. The furniture & artwork are heinous.

I fucking despise Fugliana Rancid! You're making such a big deal about getting away with just your husband and you're only going to Chicago, where you go half the time anyway? Hmmmm, could it be they're going there because Bill has a girlfriend there and Fugliana wants to make her presence known? Inquiring minds wants to know. I can't wait for these twats to get divorced. There's no way he's boning Fugliana's bony ass. She seems like the type that if someone wanted to fuck her, she'd be like, "oh, I have a headache, oh, don't muss my hair up, oh, don't smudge my lipstick, you want me to do what, you want me to put that in my mouth?" I can guarantee you she's probably never had oral sex.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 6:16pm.
"I'm I the only one who thinks the NOH8 campaign only exists because vain bitches who don't give a shit about LGBT rights just like having an airbrushed picture of themselves in flattering lighting to share on social networks?"

No Salty, you're not the only one.

Speaking of airbrushing gone wild, all the guys on shirtless Friday are hot (except for the one with the stretchy earlobe thingies) but they're unnecessarily photoshopped within an inch of their lives! My favorite:#4 (he's got a cute smile!)
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Am I the only one who thinks the NOH8 campaign only exists because vain bitches who don't give a shit about LGBT rights just like having an airbrushed picture of themselves in flattering lighting to share on social networks?

You guys made me look at Fergie. Ew. Her neck?! Jesus God.

Cocoebert: Yeah, I was a little surprised that it wasn't all Donald Trump-style gold thrones and fur rugs and junk. Again, it's not my taste, but obviously he likes Art and I envy his ability to purchase it and display it and live among it.

Fuggie Fug does look like sheyat! she looks like a woman in her late 50's who has been fucking with her face ALOT

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Damn! Fergie is looking ROUGH! that pregnancy will not do her any favors, quite the contrary...she's gotta be older than 37!

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Submitted by saltydog on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 5:43pm.

Yeah, and the view, and the location. I'm pretty good at looking at a house and imagining the furnishings aren't there.

90210 could have lasted longer, if only producers would realize that kids want to watch shows about high schoolers not shows about college drop outs with ridiculously unrealistic careers. What they should do is make a show about high school kids and have the kids be in different grades and each season a few will graduate and move on and they can cast a few new/younger characters to replace them. Make the show about Beverly Hills High School, not about a group of 6 friends that date eachother in ever possible permutation.

Submitted by mike on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 5:57pm.
While I really like Kanye's house, I dislike the furniture and HATE the artwork.

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Soo, what did you like about it? The architecture? I didn't see a shot of the house from the outside.

While I really like Kanye's house, I dislike the furniture and HATE the artwork.

wow, that's the first outfit of Mimi's that I'd actually wear. I usually style my long hair in that same side part, I like the trench and heels, although I'd wear a less revealing black top underneath, 'cause I don't have a hand-holding bodyguard to fend off the nyc creeps.

I actually used to think Ghouliana Rancid was pretty once

Did Fergie get her lips done? Anyway, that is a hard 37.

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I agree, Hekki, Mariah looks good for once.

Kanye's house was nowhere near as bad as I was expecting. At least it's not the nouveau-riche faux-opulence of most celeb houses. It has some character.

Shakira looks so pretty!

Tan Mom is cray.

Kanye's pad...explains A LOT!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Liked Malin in The Comeback and esp/Watchmen (!!!) and she seems cool, but that outfit just looks dopey.

I LOVE Kanye's place, eh I guess I'm immature. Besides, it's not like he designed it or anything. He just paid for it, most likely.
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)

The Kanye house isn't my taste AT ALL, but i can appreciate the sparseness and that it isn't decorated with some mistaken sense of opulence or "Scarface" posters.

Bwaahaaha! Gayfish and his pad! Those furnishings and art is what I call a real vagina closer upper. Moreso than if I go to a guy's place and there are antlers all about the walls.

Photos of animal parent & child made my day!! Thanks. : )

the animals and their babies is soooooocute!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Mariah looks cute.