Thursday, February 28th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Tara Reid And Jedward

It's my version of the Four Horsemen: Tara Reid, Jedward, and UGGGGHHHHs. RUN!

Looking like David Lynch's surrealist horror remake of Threesome, Tara Reid, Jedward and way too many horrific pairs of Uggs all terrorized (or you can read that as "tarrarized" if you need more servings of puns today) The Grove in L.A. the other day. I never know what to make of their friendship and I don't even want to know they get into when they turn off the lights, turn on the strobe light and pull out the kiddie pool full of Jell-O Jigglers.

I guess this is what Alice, Tweedledum and Tweedledee would look like if the Mad Hatter served meth at his parties.

Posted by: Michael K


Seriously, this should have been Lohan's future. Why she's holding on longer than Tara is the biggest mystery ever.

kortni_thegreat's picture

Good morning horz! TGIF!
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WithinReason...'s picture

I see you had good fun tonight ladies, lol. Had to step out for a bit. I'm sorry I missed it.

GG, good luck tomorrow. VOB, hope you're doing ok.

Good night everyone! :)

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Gardening Girl's picture

I'm turning in too folks. Got some business to deal with tomorrow and I'll need my rest.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Nite Foxxy!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

I do like Jinxx for breaking out with Little Edie. I am so over Janet Jackson, Cher, Marilyn and Diana Ross from queens.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

well, i'm signing off -- another fun night, GG and que and VOB!! ;-) have a great night ladies, VOB i hope you are well settled in back home and all is easy -- hopefully tomorrow or over the weekend we can actually chat! night all ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Duct tape!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

he lasted much longer than i thought he would. still don't understand how he survived that busted goddess gown!

duck tape. poor poor models

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

I agree Foxxy. Not much wit or personality. Just a lot of attitude and nastiness.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

He started off REALLY cocky didnt he? So much for that!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

GG, at this point there is not a single queen that i want to see win that thing. not one of them.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

:O Bye bye Albino.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

whoo, i called the winner! he was lucky to have a meemaw with a model's figure, even though he misjudged the crotch/inseam length of her pants

buh bye here's some shrimp for your barbie

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Foxxy, I have to admit I am still harbouring a hatred for that pos Serena Cha Cha...she was a busted lil boy in a thrift store dress and polyester wig.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

i know GG -- the looks on the faces lined up at the rear of the stage were PRICELESS, let alone both of the ladies in waiting [can't even call them "queens"] who were eliminated! ahahahahahah. i missed it Mon - i have to catch a rerun at some point

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

I'm going to go see Oz. I want to see Rachel Weiz...Weitz...Wise...what the hell.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Foxxy, that double elimination was a shocker! Scared the shit out of those queens.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

i already can tell that i'm going to leave that Oz movie hating Franco more

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Hold on to your dentures!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

team albino should both be sent home. do a RuPaul judges, sashay both those weak asses out of our lives!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

GG somebody had to drive Joan to the studio and i guess they had an extra chair sitting around so, yeah, she's there

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

That floaty dress was tragic!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

Really nothing for Amanda's bunched bitty butt dress in couch print mauve and petrol pink? Push the envelope...Foxxy. Focus in the snark at hand GG.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Foxxy Brown's picture

come on Nina -- give me an "expeeeensiiiive"!

yeah, Joan - she's right the meemaw did pull off that dress and its styling. i just didn't like the color combo

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Melissa, why are you there?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

*omfg high fives GG* that is exactly the collection i was thinking of! that safari collection is what i think of when i think of him, every time. it blew everyone out of the water because at that time there was nothing like it

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

John Travolta in a massage parlor! WIN!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

Moderators time is up.. Summations now....LOL. Compromising my whole idea is no excuse -Amanda...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Gardening Girl's picture

*takes shot* They must have editted the HELL out of this episode!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Sic him Joan!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

aaannnnd Joan is bleeped! lmao

*takes shot*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

I remember that safari collection.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

No, that green dress is FUG! Poor meemaw!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

i think Lauren rtw did Twink's dress 15 years ago

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Sorry que cochina, I haz the durrrrs. Thanks VOB!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

VOB -- i was about to rip on 7 of 9's dress but then they got to the albino's home ec class project. oy!

awwww Benjamin's meemaw holding it down for him lol

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Looks like baboo broke out her batmizvah wig!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

GG.. LaChay went to bed..Que is still here...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Gardening Girl's picture

Yeah gran did not like that dress.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

i see RRoy at Macy's.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

That red dress!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

Well Ladies.. Summations? Bobbles for Bubbies?
Discusss...Please throw Amanda under the bus once for a complete answer...

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Foxxy Brown's picture

they're faces are all like "bitch please we know you don't like that dress" ahahahaha

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Chaylo, never heard of her. Where can you find her clothes.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

i like some Rachel Roy shoes, not the clothes

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Those sleeves are reminding me of that guy that kept saying "it turns me on".

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

"show them legs, bitch" ok Joan is getting closer...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

i can't imagine Joan not getting bleeped at some point

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

que cochina's picture

Ok, I don't mean to knock anyone's taste. I think Rachel Roy is a beautiful woman, but her collections are awful. Do you guys like any of her stuff?