The Munchie Games: Catching Smoke

February 28, 2013 / Posted by:

While Anne Hathaway dresses up her Oscar in a tiny tuxedo to recreate Fred and Ginger’s greatest dance scenes on the custom-made stage she had built where her kitchen used to be (“Who needs food, dahling, the thea-tuh is my protein!” – Anne Hathaway), Jennifer Lawrence is getting intimate with my husband, red wine, and my side piece, a joint, in Hawaii.

Jennifer Lawrence is in Hawaii to either reshoot scenes for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire (and taste the local good shit) or she’s in Hawaii to just taste the local good shit. While she’s doing that, a metal artisan is hollowing out her Oscar and turning it into a bong. This will be the greatest use for an Oscar until Tommy Girl wins one and has it turned into a…you know the rest.

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