Skeletor could never move on from losing Castle Grayskull to He-Man time and time again, but when it comes to love dude moves a whole lot faster. Just one month after breaking up with Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, Marc Anthony has already moved on to a new piece, 21-year-old Topshop heiress and reality show trick Chloe Green. Chloe was friendly with 44-year-old Skeletor when he was still married to JLo and now their friendship has bloomed into some full-time humping.
Skeletor took the 5-year-old Dragon Tales Twins, Max and Emme, to Disneyland in Anaheim, CA on Tuesday and his new piece Chloe came along for the rides. Skeletor and Chloe held hands, canoodled out in the open and she carefully listened while holding Emme as he told her about his plans to conquer Cinderella’s Castle since he could never fully conquer Castle Grayskull.
The Daily Mail points out that Chloe is 2 years younger than Skeletor’s eldest kid Ariana and 4 years younger than JLo’s bought-and-paid-for piece Casper Smart.
The good news for Casper is that since he’s 4 years older than Chloe, he’s still the captain of the children’s table and so the last bit of sparkling apple cider STILL goes in his plastic sippy cup. The bad news is that since there’s another thirsty mouth at the children’s table, there won’t be any leftover sparkling apple cider anymore. Damn you, Skeletor! You ruin everything.