Afternoon Crumbs

February 28, 2013 / Posted by:

The moment Katie Holmes and her agent spot one of Tommy Girl’s spy spaceships and realize that their date is ruined  – Lainey Gossip 

A factual documentary on how The Vatican is choosing the next PopeTowleroad

Jennifer Aniston needs to come correct. because nothing sounds posher or classier than a last name that sounds like “anal stain”Celebitchy

I should be spending my time trashing Ashley Tisdale’s outfit, but I’m too busy wondering if her tall and lanky piece is hung like a Tommy Lee. I’ve got priorities! – Hollywood Tuna 

If JWoww had any feeling left in her tits I’d say that it probably hurt when they ripped that duct tape bra off, taking one of her nips with it – Drunken Stepfather

The mini Ryan Seacrest is taller than the actual Ryan Seacrest – The Berry 

Elisabetta Canalis still exists and the paparazzi are still answering the phone when she calls to tell them where she is – Popoholic

Girls Gone BrokeICYDK

Basement Baby is taking this Diana Ross circa 1976 look all the way – Just Jared

I SO would – OMG Blog

Law & Order continues to provide potent levels of fuckery by killing RiRi Natalie Wood-style – IDLYITW

I had a wet dream that started out like this once – Queerty

Katy Perry is letting a ho be a ho and John Mayer loves her for that – Celebslam

Forget about Jamie Chung, what the hell happened to Jacinda’s Hollywood career? – Moe Jackson

You can practically set an extra large sodie pop on Kristen Bell’s baby globe – Popsugar

If Lena Dunham herself did this scene, she would’ve done it completely naked while pissing in the tub. Other than that, nailed it! – Boy Culture

See every single ensemble Olivia Pope has worn on Scandal, because why not? – Vulture

Mia Wasikowhatever looks like a young Helen Mirren – I’m Not Obsessed

I was going to say that Mila Kunis must miss the smell of douche while doing the Oz tour, but then I saw that James Franco is with her so… – Cityrag

(Pic via Splash)

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