Afternoon Crumbs

The moment Katie Holmes and her agent spot one of Tommy Girl's spy spaceships and realize that their date is ruined - Lainey Gossip

A factual documentary on how The Vatican is choosing the next Pope - Towleroad

Jennifer Aniston needs to come correct. because nothing sounds posher or classier than a last name that sounds like "anal stain" - Celebitchy

I should be spending my time trashing Ashley Tisdale's outfit, but I'm too busy wondering if her tall and lanky piece is hung like a Tommy Lee. I've got priorities! - Hollywood Tuna

If JWoww had any feeling left in her tits I'd say that it probably hurt when they ripped that duct tape bra off, taking one of her nips with it - Drunken Stepfather

The mini Ryan Seacrest is taller than the actual Ryan Seacrest - The Berry

Elisabetta Canalis still exists and the paparazzi are still answering the phone when she calls to tell them where she is - Popoholic

Girls Gone Broke - ICYDK

Basement Baby is taking this Diana Ross circa 1976 look all the way - Just Jared

I SO would - OMG Blog

Law & Order continues to provide potent levels of fuckery by killing RiRi Natalie Wood-style - IDLYITW

I had a wet dream that started out like this once - Queerty

Katy Perry is letting a ho be a ho and John Mayer loves her for that - Celebslam

Forget about Jamie Chung, what the hell happened to Jacinda's Hollywood career? - Moe Jackson

You can practically set an extra large sodie pop on Kristen Bell's baby globe - Popsugar

If Lena Dunham herself did this scene, she would've done it completely naked while pissing in the tub. Other than that, nailed it! - Boy Culture

See every single ensemble Olivia Pope has worn on Scandal, because why not? - Vulture

Mia Wasikowhatever looks like a young Helen Mirren - I'm Not Obsessed

I was going to say that Mila Kunis must miss the smell of douche while doing the Oz tour, but then I saw that James Franco is with her so... - Cityrag

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Afternoon Crumbs

Submitted by ozcrazy on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 10:44am.

Jacinda Barrett? She married the hot lead star of Suits and she guest stars there too :)

Submitted by ben_dover on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 7:16am.

wait there's actual meat on omg blog http://www.omgblog.com/2013/02/omg_boooooooong_snoop_lions_cu.php#more and you go for the turkey SMH! LOL

Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 5:20am.

Scandal and Olivia Pope are EVERYTHING! Love that show!!

And if Katie's new friend is straight, she is already way ahead of the game. I hope she is making up for the old and the new.

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 4:42am.

that cake turkey /turkey cake is really amazing!

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Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 4:40am.

truly IHateCharityChic
the name Jennifer isn't going away.

fwiw its derived from the ancient name of Guinevere :)

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 3:48am.

CeeCee- i work in an office where there sre 3 Jennifers! All 3 are in their 20's.

Not sure i get your logic.

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Submitted by caffeinecrazed on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 2:28am.

Kaiser is a complete fucktard just like every other brangeloonie.*YAWNS* What's new?

Submitted by moomarse on Fri, 03/01/2013 - 12:20am.

Katie looks like she's dating a Scientology Asshole again... Ho Hummmmmmm...... poor kid.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:45pm.

Katy Perry is addicted to assholes, just like me. It's a serious sickness.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:14pm.

Law and Order killed off Rihanna? Whoa!

Submitted by feelsblind on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:05pm.

That L&O episode was everything. The writers had not one single fuck to give that day. It had references to everything: the tattoo, that horrible bowtie and sweater he wore on Larry King, implications that it started over another woman. I also love how they had actual industry figures in this one.

ETA: the acting was terrible but the message was good.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:02pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam: "Not that kids-as-celebrities shit again."

Ugh. The worst.

I LOVE kids, but that shit is like Toddlers and Tiaras. Don't like it. Let kids be kids, man.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 9:44pm.

JWoww is so ridiculous. I'd have taped her face too.

Really enjoyed Solange's performance. She has a good sound. Just love how quirky she is. *the dancing cracked me up* lol

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Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 8:37pm.

Jennifer Theroux? Well, the name Jennifer isn't very "posh." It screams, "I am 40-something!" You don't hear that name anymore. It's going away like Phyllis, Betty and Peggy.

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"You don't hear that name anymore" REALLY?

JENNIFER Lawrence is going to be really upset when she hears about this. She's all of 22.

I love how the loons just make up their own reality. LOL.

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Submitted by Talkdirty2me on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:21pm.

Exactly. I'm no fan of Jen Aniston but Jennifer is my name too and in All of my College classes there are Atleast 2 other girls with the name Jennifer. Comparing it to Phyllis is ridiculous. Take it easy Brangeloonies, there's easier things to chirp Aniston about.

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Submitted by jugomono on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 8:33pm.

Why is Katie Holmes dressed like a 16 year old fat girl?

Submitted by toni on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 8:28pm.

Why do paps still come when Tisdale calls them? I dont get it, she is nothing and boring to boot.

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 7:24pm.

Submitted by chlyn on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 6:08pm.

Jamie Chung? Was that RW San Diego? Wasn't that like 10 years ago?

She was so sweet, though perhaps not entirely Ph.D. material. I remember when her mom visited from Korea and neither could speak the other's primary language so well. As I recall, the mom left Jamie in the US because the mom's business interests were overseas, but as a result Jamie grew up without a lot of parenting.

Submitted by dementa on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 8:20pm.

Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 6:14pm.

To me it says upper-middle-class soccer mom in her mid forties. Three kids, probably a secret drinker.

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Submitted by rustytrawler on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 6:43pm.

I believe Jennifer's last name is actually pronounced "anus-torn"

Submitted by LoCoJo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 6:42pm.

Why hasn't anyone asked Chris Brown what he thought about the L&O episode? He hasn't thrown a good bitch fit in what, a month? It's time for another, preferably while someone is filming it on their phone.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 6:21pm.

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LOL, that looks great. It reminds me of the restaurants in Japan that have all the offerings on the menu done in plastic and in the front window. Many a time I remember dragging the waitress and pointing.

Submitted by CeeCee on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 6:14pm.

Jennifer Theroux? Well, the name Jennifer isn't very "posh." It screams, "I am 40-something!" You don't hear that name anymore. It's going away like Phyllis, Betty and Peggy.