And here’s the perfect viral for Taylor Swift’s line of sneakers for Keds.
One Direction was in the middle of performing at their show in Glasgow, Scotland last night when a shoe thrower, who is way more skilled at shoe throwing than the Dubya shoe thrower, distracted Harry Styles by throwing a shoe on stage before throwing a shoe directly at his cooch. Harry pretended like it hurt while Louis pretended like he wasn’t exploding into rainbows on the inside over the thought of kissing that boo boo backstage.
It looks like the shoe didn’t even hit Harry’s nuts, so I’m sure he’ll still be able to have little moppet children who will inherit his 1920s silent movie ingenue bob. It looks like the shoe just hit the tip of his peen. That’s not even the worst thing that has happened to his peen. That title goes to the time when Taylor Swift took a look at it and screamed, “Ewww! Gross! Penis,” before going back to making a fringe vest out of friendship bracelets for her cat.
via E! Online