I can’t believe this is the first time I’m noticing this, but Michael Sheen’s hair is so luxurious. The top of his head is full of luxurious waves of hair crashing into each other. It almost steals the picture from that woman in the back with the immaculate Moses-parted hairline. Almost. So, the American Carey Mulligan and her puppet humper broke up recently and I guess that put something in the air, because Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen broke up too. My thoughts are with Rachel McAdams’ fingers, because they will never run themselves through the sumptuous forest of locks on Michael Sheen’s head again!
UsWeekly says that after 2 years together, Rachel and Michael broke up very recently. They met while doing that Woody Allen movie, they became friends, they humped on each other for a while and now they’re over.
Eva Mendes will be walking around L.A. today with a stick of burning sage in her hand, because she knows the Notebook fangirls will be blowing break-up juju her way. They won’t be able to unclench their b-holes until Ryan Gosling dumps Eva and reunites with Rachel McAdams, because that’s the way it was meant to be.
Whatever, while they blow break-up juju toward Eva, I’ll sit here and get lost in Michael Sheen’s hair. I bet that when a lice lands on his cheek and makes the epic journey up his 500 mile-long desert of skin forehead and spots his gorgeous hair in the distance, it’s like looking at Shangri-La. Perfection.