Here’s Prince Hot Ginge busting out some sweet white boy moves with the children at the Kanenelo Centre for the Deaf and meeting the students at the St. Bernadette School for the Visually Impaired in Lesotho. PHG was at those schools on behalf of his charity and the photographers were there to take pictures of PHG being there on behalf of his charity, but I wish that the photographers and him would do an act of charity for me.
I wish PHG would recreate these poses in front of a green screen by himself. It would make my life a whole easier and my copy of Photoshop would thank him. Then I could easily drop in the background of my choice (a waterfall of dildos, duh) and drop in a picture of me wearing a “CRESSIDA WHO?!” tank top.
PHG obviously knows my pain, because here he is making a “please don’t let some degenerate piece of loser trash Photoshop a dildo in my mouth in the picture I took while wearing a hot pink apron“ face.
Too late! I’ll send him a wallet-sized copy.