Open Post: Hosted By Bieber's Full Diaper Pants
If the next set of pictures that come out aren't of Justin Bieber's traveling nanny running after him with a fresh pair of purple leopard Pamper pants, a tub of Baby Wipes and a tube of Desitin, she's SO fired. Her one job is to change his diaper pants when the load is sagging so low that it's practically sweeping against the ground and she can't even do that!
Justin Bieber left his hotel in London yesterday wearing the douchiest outfit I've ever seen. I live in L.A. AND I've been to Vegas several times, so I know what I'm talking about. He looks like LMFAO's studded butt tampon. Now we know why the Biebs and Jaden Smith are friends. Biebs doesn't want to be friends with Jaden, he's just using Jaden to get his hands on Will Smith's Fresh Prince of Bel Air outfits.
Dude looks like the lost white member of Salt-N-Pepa and I don't mean that in a good way. The Biebs needs to look closely at one of his two watches, because it's about that time for him to take a potty training class at The Learning Annex.
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WHAT A DORK!
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Well we always new he was a boy/man, but he looks like a baby/man here. Seriously , it's time to hire a stylist Dude! Preferably one who isn't stuck in the early 90's!
Is anyone else watching Parades End?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 10:58am.
Cousin Vinny lawyer is pulling out all the stops at this point.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iglsKf7tKqU
Lindsay Lohan has had an epiphany:
"Earlier this week, we reported that the troubled star is looking to mentor young girls. Now – in advance of her big court date on Friday for her ongoing probation violation case – her lawyer is claiming Lohan has had an “epiphany,” and detailing a plan that’s in place to turn around “The Canyons” actress’ life once and for all.
Mark Heller told E! News that the 26-year-old is working on herself by undergoing psychotherapy and doing charitable work, including mentoring, giving inspirational speeches, and recording public service announcements.
"Being re-arrested and facing going back to jail caused her to have an epiphany,” Heller said. “Sometimes the cumulative effect of everything in your life percolates and you have a realization and a clarity that things have to change." (Yahoo News)
Hahaha....I love you Biebs, but this outfit is all wrong. You look like a thuggy Bob the Builder. :O
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I hope this dipshit is on meth. His pantaloons seem to be actually tailored for that ass sag. If he were to pull the crotch up tight against where it should be the rest of the fabric would b up at his bra line. No words for the hat
Oh chile, just NO
Darth Vader: "The douche is strong with this one..."
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
i see that loaded diaper and i just want to a spinning kick at beibs and his entire entourage for condoning this nonsense...when will this turds 15 minutes be up?
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WTF? That is all.
Certainly he must know that he looks like a doucheknocker of the highest order, right? (Je m'excuse, I'm late to the OP.)
Batty, I'd help you if I could. Catch you later sweets.
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 2:03am.
Foxxy, Boredas, If you see VOB running about, tell her we've been paging her. hehe
Night night, sleep well. ;p
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She got it. Lmao!
"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Foxxy, Boredas, If you see VOB running about, tell her we've been paging her. hehe
Night night, sleep well. ;p
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I'm here.. Thanks for the visuals Foxxy.:p ..:)
19 posts to clean up.. Yuck.
Withy I can't come up with 19 limericks...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
sorry i missed VOB and bambam and T.R. but VOB left a lot of memories behind, lmao at the computer diarrhea!
good night, Within -- btw project runway tomorrow should be fun, joan rivers [and her tag along scarecrow spawn] are the guest judges! nite ;-)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:31am.
VOB, did you go to sleep? *calls out to Batty*
@Boredas, MK would want us to proceed with the peen christening ceremony. I'm sorting the members by height.
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Lmao! Don't forget about shape and thickness!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
VOB, did you go to sleep? *calls out to Batty*
@Boredas, MK would want us to proceed with the peen christening ceremony. I'm sorting the members by height.
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Yesterday I posted this pic of Bieber (main pic) on my facebook wall with a million HA HA HAs. Those pants are ridiculous!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 1:01am.
Bored, VOB said she likes limericks. Here are some characters to start her off:
Glenis the sad Penis
Jean the lean Peen
Jock the schlock COCK
Ronson the son of Johnson
Philly with the long Willy
Kong the donkey Schlong
Nick the quick Dick
Gossage the hungry Sausage
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Taking lemons and making lemonade. Lmao! Perfect!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by bambam on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:57am.
@bored,
I could explain to you to the best of my ability the nuances or complexities involved with an issue like this but I think it would be fruitless.
I'm not ignoring the irony of what I said at all. You and I have different understandings of it, we're different generations, experiences and cultures, we have different perspectives. Good night.
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You're entitled to your beliefs and opinions, it just seems as if it's from the perspective "It's justified when I do it, but if someone else does it, it's wrong and racist" Kind of like a "do what I say, not as I do." You're right we have vastly different ideas on the subject. Rest easy, dude.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bored, VOB said she likes limericks. Here are some characters to start her off:
Glenis the sad Penis
Jean the lean Peen
Jock the schlock COCK
Ronson the son of Johnson
Philly with the long Willy
Kong the donkey Schlong
Nick the quick Dick
Gossage the hungry Sausage
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Aww damn,I missed the party. :(
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
Lol @ WR, indeed.
I've got an early start, so off to bed for me, have a great night everyone, and I'll leave a musical goodnight as well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6yyWKzPBCM
@bored,
I could explain to you to the best of my ability the nuances or complexities involved with an issue like this but I think it would be fruitless.
I'm not ignoring the irony of what I said at all. You and I have different understandings of it, we're different generations, experiences and cultures, we have different perspectives. Good night.
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Esteem, I know. Someone up to spec like that. With masseur skills, real punishment for VOB. lol
Night Bambam, TR. Enjoy your movie and tea.
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VOB, I think for shear comedy sake you should edit all your double post with various words for Penis.
One would be Penis
then Peen
then Dick
Then cock
then One eyed snake
Then Clam Hammer
Tuna Pounder
Bologna Pony
TallyWacker...Oh it would be delightful...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
looks like the D is acting up again.
i am off to drink honey lemon ginger tea, like i should have been doing for the past three days.
take care, all.
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@ WR maybe MK can send that go go boy from Phoenix (yesterday's Crumbs, I think) to punish/entertain her. ;-)
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:43am.
19 might be a new record.. Sheebus... :::: thank you for not shooting me
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It happens. I think it's the site. It circled for me. I opened a new window and saw what I had posted posted. I think it's just being weird.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Whoa, hold on there veebs! Having computer problems? Btw, that movie I watched is Deadfall, a good one for sure.
Who was that who posted the Steely Dan youtube last nite, had me humming them all day today. Here's another good one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBsq8lEk2Us
I'm out everybody, have a good time tonite.
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19 might be a new record.. Sheebus... :::: thank you for not shooting me..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Poor yepyepyep is going through the same thing in the Ugly Bey Boot thread! *will not laugh*
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:33am.
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They call it civility, it's there for a reason. It's like having a party and wanting it to be a success for, among other reasons, to maintain social stability and harmony for a society. Then somebody starts talking shit about someone else at the party, next thing you know a fight jumps off.
There's plenty of examples of what happens when people start openly dissing or putting down others not like them. People start picking up guns, openly expressing their hatred for each other. Then you get some big motherfucker comes along like Germany, who starts kicking everybody's ass.
That's how it always seems to start.
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I'm not talking about common decency and respect, I'm talking about differences both good and bad not being able to be expressed without getting the racist banhammer thrown at you. I'm talking about hypocrisy and pretending that differences don't exist. They do for good or bad, in everyone, every race, every gender, every individual. I have friends from all walks of life, beliefs,races, orientations, I'd say genders, but there is only 2...genders?Idk, with the understanding that we are all respectful of each other and don't try to push our agendas down each other's throat....Thats not what I'm referring too. What I'm talking about is blatant differences. They do exist. People call them stereotypes, but they are there for a reason, you just did so in this post about asian people. Why is THAT okay? Because of YOUR personal experience, right? Yet wouldn't based according to you, what you just said about them was "talking shit?" No, right? Why? Because it was your observation on those particular individuals. I'm sure you didn't mean ALL asians were like that, but still, you made it a point to separate and negatively classify a certain group/race of people. So................
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Beyond annoyed. !!!!!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Lol @ VOB!
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Loopy, don't "report" her or MK will spank her and send a stripper to her house for punishment. On second thought, MK, send a hot ho to VOB's house please!
OMG, just scrolled back HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH
I'm sorry VOB, that's hilarious. ;D
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VOB, LMAO I think you like Muse, yes? ;p
@Esteem, you sound just like me, hehehe. Closed the tab when it froze and before it posted again, just pasted it in a new one and it worked fine.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/28/2013 - 12:12am.
That's why Seth Macfarlane got/gets so much shit for the Oscars. And in general sometimes. To a degree I never understood the "total" acceptance of everything. Or why it's wrong or controversial to point out blatant differences in a joking/negative way if it's fine to point out the positives.
It Does seem like a western mindset and honestly it's hypocritical because people do it anyway in the privacy of their own homes/surroundings even though they claim they don't, and then try to act offended when they hear someone say something in public.
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They call it civility, it's there for a reason. It's like having a party and wanting it to be a success for, among other reasons, to maintain social stability and harmony for a society. Then somebody starts talking shit about someone else at the party, next thing you know a fight jumps off.
There's plenty of examples of what happens when people start openly dissing or putting down others not like them. People start picking up guns, openly expressing their hatred for each other. Then you get some big motherfucker comes along like Germany, who starts kicking everybody's ass.
That's how it always seems to start.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
VOB is a spammer!
VOB, Maybe it's not just you. It was taking a few seconds to load for me too. Did it lag for you too?
Boredas, yes I like Muse as well! Love to keep finding great music on here. Usually leads me to go find more stuff by the artist.
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@ VOB same here, seems like it's the D for me at least...I can duplicate the tab and I'm already posted while the first one is looping. It's weird.
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I like Muse ..:). Having trouble posting...
So going back to the bench.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I like Muse ..:). Having trouble posting...
So going back to the bench.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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