Open Post: Hosted By Bieber's Full Diaper Pants
If the next set of pictures that come out aren't of Justin Bieber's traveling nanny running after him with a fresh pair of purple leopard Pamper pants, a tub of Baby Wipes and a tube of Desitin, she's SO fired. Her one job is to change his diaper pants when the load is sagging so low that it's practically sweeping against the ground and she can't even do that!
Justin Bieber left his hotel in London yesterday wearing the douchiest outfit I've ever seen. I live in L.A. AND I've been to Vegas several times, so I know what I'm talking about. He looks like LMFAO's studded butt tampon. Now we know why the Biebs and Jaden Smith are friends. Biebs doesn't want to be friends with Jaden, he's just using Jaden to get his hands on Will Smith's Fresh Prince of Bel Air outfits.
Dude looks like the lost white member of Salt-N-Pepa and I don't mean that in a good way. The Biebs needs to look closely at one of his two watches, because it's about that time for him to take a potty training class at The Learning Annex.