Wednesday, February 27th 2013

The Cast Of The Jungle Book Was Killed To Make Beyonce's Sneakers

Beyonce is already on PETA's shit list, because of all the yaks and Andalusians horses she's skinned to make her wigs and now they're really coming at her for the sneakers she co-designed and put her name on. The "King Bey Isabel Marant Sneaker Wedge" was designed by Beyonce and Isabel Marant for PMK (stands for Perfectly Made Kicks, not Pimp Mama Kris) and several zoo creatures were skinned to make those shoes. That anaconda that almost killed JLo in that movie? It's on Beyonce's shoes. That ballet-dancing ostrich from Fantasia? It's on Beyonce's shoes. That photobombing stingray from one of my favorite pictures of 2012? It's on Beyonce's shoes. All the animals are on there!

PETA pushed out a statement about Beyonce's sneakers, because they're PETA and pushing out statements is what they do. They also don't appreciate that King Bey's sneakers are made of calf hair, anaconda, stingray, ostrich and crocodile skins. Here's their statement via Gossip Cop:

“These custom-made kicks come with a high price—and it’s paid by the various animals who were beaten and skinned alive or cruelly farmed and killed. Although most people aren’t as familiar with the types of animals (snakes, stingrays, crocodiles, and ostriches) killed for this single pair of sneakers as they are with the cats and dogs we share our homes with, these animals are highly sensitive living beings who try hard to avoid capture and suffer enormously when trapped, netted, speared, and skinned alive.

We hope that Beyoncé will choose to wear more clothes from her own clothing line—which features faux fur—and that one day, she’ll go completely cruelty-free. She can always choose the cruelty-free and “green” fashion favored by compassionate, chic celebrities such as Natalie Portman and Anne Hathaway and designers such as award-winning fashion queen Stella McCartney.”

The most surprising part of all of this is that they weren't made by Kanye Kardashian and they aren't strapped to Kim's hooves. That shoe is a new kind of ugly. It looks like a pile of white dog shit. It looks like a foot ripped off of a mummy's body. It looks like a straitjacket for your feet. And how many animals died just so Beyonce could make her feet look fuglier? How. Dread. Ful.

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CeeCee's picture

Poor snakes. I saw an article recently about how they killed them and they filled them up with water like a balloon and tied them shut to loosen the skin. Then they skinned them alive and threw them in a pile. They were all piled up in agony, and it took them a few days to die from shock or dehydration.

And this dumb bitch wants them for the trim on her shoes.

I remember one time when an animal rights group (don't remember which) bid on a "date" with her at a charity auction and sat down at lunch and ambushed her with a video of how her House of Dereon clothes were made (the fur.) She got furious and left.

For Christs sake, humans, stop taking everybody's skin to make your ugly crap.

LaChaylo's picture

"We hope that Beyoncé will choose to wear more clothes from her own clothing line.."

Did PETA just hear of Beyonce yesterday? Bitch wouldn't wear her Derriere line even if you paid her ass.

Those shoes are fug, and her extravagance is as disgusting as her bullshit documentary. Fuck her and her camel-faced husband.

"Ooooh, these earring are made of one of a kind shark caca? YESSSS, I'll wear that piece of shit!!" ~Beyonce

RichBitch's picture

Money can't buy taste.

Esteem's picture

@ UBF

Lol, same here, I've drifted from the horror genre, but the Stephan King books stay with me. He was a good writer.

Foxxy Brown's picture

second worst thing about these shoes after tragic ugliness? they caused Anne Hathaway to get another name check in the media. damn you shoes!

*applauds oh dave*

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Zorba-the-Geek's picture

So fucking fugly. They look made out of some dental substance. And the fact that they're made from the carcasses of so many exotic animals makes it klassy I guess.

Wish someone would light Bey's wig on fire. Do it, PETA, I implore you.

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Submitted by seaturtle on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:59pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:59pm.
I don't have a problem if someone hates PETA but I think most people hate PETA because they hate anything that points out the ugly truth behind things. It's easier to just call PETA crazy and take their kids to the circus with their heads up their asses than admit that those circus animals are abused slaves to a ridiculous industry.

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THIS. I can't fucking stand the circus. I literally got into an argument with a friend because I wouldn't go with them and their kid to the circus. Fuck you because you don't want to open your eyes and see what it's about. I can't handle people who refuse to see the truth.

I totally understand and agree that PETA doesn't always have the best tactics. I hate their flour throwing crazy antics. But they have a good heart. I live 5 minutes away from their headquarters and I've found injured (even wild) animals and called them, many times, even at 9 pm on a sunday night...and their vet has met me in pajamas to help the animal. Those are my kind of people.

I am definitely one of those people that think a life is a life, no matter what. Just because something can't speak, walk upright, or live as a pet in your home doesn't make it any less deserving of a cruelty free life. If you think you are more entitled than any other living being on this Earth, then fuck off. :)
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I like your style. I don't have kids yet but when I do...their asses are staying home from school on field trip circus days. We'll go to a museum instead. I think I'll get a lot of crap for that from teachers/parents but I don't care.
The doctor I worked for was telling me how the elephants were walking down 7th ave the day before the circus was going to be at Madison Square Garden. I must have let out a guttural "Ugh" when she said it because she said "What? The elephants looked happy!"

Really? REALLY? Some people are willfully ignorant....those are the dangerous ones.

Stan Hooper's picture

God damn those are some ugly shoes!!

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FabulousDivaBuns's picture

I wish someone would turn Beyonce into a pair of ugly shoes.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Yes, Esteem. Thank you!! Can't tell my horror books apart anymore .. All one big mass in my head. The fucking gas and fart chapter in that book freaked me out for some reason...

Mani6's picture

Even OJ wouldn't wear those ugly ass shoes! Much better for the money are the new "Daddys Money" sneaks.

http://www.daddysmoney.com/

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Annika757's picture

Dreamcatcher - Stephen King

Grace Disful's picture

They're fucking VELCRO! I can't.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:59pm.
I don't have a problem if someone hates PETA but I think most people hate PETA because they hate anything that points out the ugly truth behind things. It's easier to just call PETA crazy and take their kids to the circus with their heads up their asses than admit that those circus animals are abused slaves to a ridiculous industry.

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THIS. I can't fucking stand the circus. I literally got into an argument with a friend because I wouldn't go with them and their kid to the circus. Fuck you because you don't want to open your eyes and see what it's about. I can't handle people who refuse to see the truth.

I totally understand and agree that PETA doesn't always have the best tactics. I hate their flour throwing crazy antics. But they have a good heart. I live 5 minutes away from their headquarters and I've found injured (even wild) animals and called them, many times, even at 9 pm on a sunday night...and their vet has met me in pajamas to help the animal. Those are my kind of people.

I am definitely one of those people that think a life is a life, no matter what. Just because something can't speak, walk upright, or live as a pet in your home doesn't make it any less deserving of a cruelty free life. If you think you are more entitled than any other living being on this Earth, then fuck off. :)

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miz cynical -- oh, I know! She was talking about how Mohammed wasn't faithful, and I was thinking, oh, yeah, right, like David Foster is SO faithful to you! He's probably fucking everything that moves, left & right, but he comes home to your ass because she knows how to entertain without being frou-frou. He'll tire of her, too, one day. It was screamingly incestuous. And Mohammed's hair FREAKS ME OUT! Dude, you're like in your 60's, cut that feathered hair, will ya?

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zomay's picture

Love them. They look like shoes with built in orthopedics. Velcro for easy on and off. Grammies everywhere can wear their knee high stockings in style.

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Esteem's picture

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:17pm.

Was that Dreamcatcher?

carefreea's picture

They look so ugly the 80s rejected them for being too gauche. That they're made of the most expensive skins doesn't shock either. A fool and their money are easily parted, after all.

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miz cynical's picture

Twatty - also, for the whole 'serial wifey' thing, I hate how incestuous their whole situation is! That room was one big game of 6 degres of separation. I think that everyone involved has so many marriage between them they they switch up their approach for each marriage to see what works. Marriage #2 m.o. - be subservient Betty Crocker.

Oh, come on, do we hate the gallons of skin bleach and dairy cows that had to lend their leche to make Beyonce into a white woman?

Twat Muffin's picture

Withy -- I'll go with my usual comment -- she probably gives great rim jobs!

Tigerlilly -- yeah, David Foster strikes me as a primo douche. He always acts like he's so busy & tired from being so busy, and that Yolanda has to keep everything going while he's busy being busy. Yada, yada, yada. I guess she doesn't mind being on her toes all the time because they do seem to be immensely wealthy. I guess it's how much you can put up with. Me, I'm too lazy.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:16pm.
Those look like straitjackets for your feet.
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Lol!

miz cynical's picture

Twatty & tiger : that's exactly how I think Yolanda holds onto David! By being clingy/protective, subservient & making damn sure she travels with him 90% of the time. You caught that dick statement he made right in front of her to the Zanucks, right? About trading in his wives 'cause of all his marriages? He strikes me as an arrogant douche.

As for Mohammed, way, creepy! You remember the orgy dungeon/basement room from last season, right? Yolanda probably scored him by doing Dutch rim jobs....I don't know what that is, just now made it up :)...sounds dirtier, right? Like a Cleveland Steamer or smthg.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:18pm.

Charlie, I agree.
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i buy the top shelf, cage free, organic eggs for $3.00 or so a half dozen. and the organic milk for $6.00 a gallon. but i don't need to scarf down two or three eggs every day. just one every other day and a cup of milk a day is good. a little quality protein goes a long way. and you can go to sleep at night knowing you don't have another animal's extreme stress hormones digesting in your body.

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Today I saw a homeless guy wearing beats by dre headphones and now this... I'm so sick of it.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:26pm.
Tigerlilly & miz cynical -- yeah, she does. Something very odd-looking about her. And I think something about her husband is very bizarre. He's been married a shitload of times and I get the impression if she ever stops being the perfect wife for even a minute, she'll be out the door tout suite. Ever notice how she always seems overy concerned about being Betty Crocker for him? And I think Mohammed, her ex, is a creepy fucker, too.
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oh dave's picture

Seriously here's what happened.
Kanye: Look, Kim! I've designed booties for our baby!
Kim: The last time you made me some shoes it looked like bedazzled poodle poop. Could you give it a day off?
Kanye: FINE! I'LL JUST GIVE THESE TO BEYONCE!

que cochina's picture

...and I liked Isabel Marant's clothes - I'm shocked she agreed to this collaboration. I'll bet they cost the GNP of a little country.

oh dave's picture

Ugly. I honestly think I understand it. We are supposed to worship wealth. Sorry I didn't get that a long time ago. I always thought that if it's not mine why would I want to hear a song about how much money someone has and the things they spend it on. I don't write songs about buying catfood at Walgreens. But yeah, that's it. Although we can't have it we're supposed to want it and to think she's cool for having it. She's a a fake Illuminati reality show for low self esteem bitches and if you can't make that, there's Rihanna, if you really can't picture yourself as Beyonce.
Can't buy taste, obviously and no matter how many patches of fur, hair, and feathers you staple on it that shiz is fug.

WithinReason...'s picture

Twatty, maybe she tickles their prostate(!) lol

These bootmocs would totally go with Kanye's outfits lately...

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Twat Muffin's picture

Tigerlilly & miz cynical -- yeah, she does. Something very odd-looking about her. And I think something about her husband is very bizarre. He's been married a shitload of times and I get the impression if she ever stops being the perfect wife for even a minute, she'll be out the door tout suite. Ever notice how she always seems overly concerned about being Betty Crocker for him? And I think Mohammed, her ex, is a creepy fucker, too.

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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:18pm.
Charlie, I agree.

Those "shoes" (they're sneakers!) look like ski boots.
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Submitted by charlie loves tiger on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:09pm.

Charlie, I am vegan and agree with you. I don't mind if people eat meat. It's not my job to be the food police. I personally don't believe people should eat meat, but that is my opinion. People get upset if someone tries to shove religion down their throat, but think nothing of militant tactics to get peopke to convert to vegetarianism/veganism.

frenchflies's picture

Looks like a PayLess grandma shoe with all those Velcro straps.

Hekki's picture

Charlie, I agree.

Those "shoes" (they're sneakers!) look like ski boots.

And Goopy must have some choice words about those things.

Tigerlilly's picture

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:12pm.
miz cynical -- I like how Yolanda is just a serial Beverly Hills housewife. Marry one rich dude, spring a few kids, divorce him, get a shitload of money, meet another guy with a shitload of money & marry him. Must be nice, huh? She's not that gorgeous either, do you think? Is she giving these guys special rim jobs or something? What do you think she's doing to get these rich guys?
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Yolanda looks to me like the love child of a shaven Grinch Who Stole Christmas and a bald headed femaleish Yetti during a nuclear winter...one that froze her forehead and nothing else.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:59pm

I hate PETA because they are hypocritical and nothing short of exploitive terrorists. There are plenty of charities that support animals that actually DO good work. I have friends who run a no kill shelter and manage to do so without throwing paint on people or exploiting women for profit in the name of 'animal rights'. They do this with money out of their own pockets and just 1 other volunteer (it's a husband/wife team). I think more people would be sympathetic to PETA if they weren't assholes. I will get flamed for this and I don't care. PETA is the vegan equivalent to the Westboro Baptist 'Church'.

Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Damn. Now I m trying to remember the name of the Stephen King book where the group of bullies is trying to make the kid with Down syndrome lick that white dog turd. Anyone? Bueller?

Hekki's picture

Those look like straitjackets for your feet.

These morons remind me of The Emperor's New Clothes.

WithinReason...'s picture

King Bey has no eye for design. blech.

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Twat Muffin's picture

miz cynical -- I like how Yolanda is just a serial Beverly Hills housewife. Marry one rich dude, spring a few kids, divorce him, get a shitload of money, meet another guy with a shitload of money & marry him. Must be nice, huh? She's not that gorgeous either, do you think? Is she giving these guys special rim jobs or something? What do you think she's doing to get these rich guys?

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charlie loves tiger's picture

there are nutrients from animal product you can not get from a vegetarian diet. i don't care what vegetarians want to say or what kind of spin they want to put on it. a vegetarian diet is not nearly as healthy a one that contains organic dairy and a little lean poultry, lean beef and fish. period. with that said, americans consume way too much protein. the average woman needs about 30-40 grams a day and the average male about 50-60. the typical westerner consumes well over 100 grams a day. and that is conservative. many people over 200. eggs, dairy, poultry, and meat can be purchased from animals that are clean and organic based, and very humanely treated. it will cost you more, but then again, you don't need all that much. you just need to do your research and know where to look. whole foods is great if you have one in your area.

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Submitted by Albatross on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:02pm.
"King Bey"? She's a "king" now? *eyeroll*
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You know that's some Scientology shit in the works. These two hood rats don't have a diploma or a lick of sense between them but what they do have is a WHOOOOLE lotta narcissism and buck assed nekkid greed. PERFECT MATCH.

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JulzNo1Zero's picture

She's a trashy hoodrat. Jesus, I grew up in the ghetto too, we call it the barrio, but seriously, there is no excuse for this crap. It's fug of epic abortions!

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JINX! You said it better though...Well, arguably, because at least I called the hoodrat what she is, TRASH.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:03pm.
Wow, velcro K-Swiss looks better than this.

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Sugar-free, fat-free taste-free Swiss Miss looks better than this.

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FaerieBad1's picture

Tom Cruise needs a pair since these are wedges but the wedge is hidden inside so that it looks like a pair of hightops

Albatross's picture

"King Bey"? She's a "king" now? *eyeroll*

Those are some fugly-ass shoes.

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So a bunch of God's innocent animals died horribly so a worthless ghetto twat can wear something incredibly ugly ONCE.

Fuck celebrities.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Wow, velcro K-Swiss looks better than this.

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