Afternoon Crumbs

Clint Eastwood’s 19-year-old daughter Francesca and 64-year-old Steven Tyler went to dinner together last night. Steven Tyler’s “confused orangutan” face best expresses my feelings about all of this. Well, at least Clint has someone to mumble words out with at Thanksgiving, because his empty chair is a shitty conversationalist. – Lainey Gossip 

The gay son from Shameless came out as straight – Towleroad

And by “small wedding” Jennifer Aniston means that her only guests will be her dogs and her Beanie Babies – Celebitchy

Khloe Kardashian and Malin Akerman make a beautiful pair – Hollywood Tuna  

Big Ang >>>>>>> all those other models – Drunken Stepfather

Brit Brit totally got caught shoplifting Hot Fries and Bonne Bell black eyeliner again – The Superficial 

I hope Teen Mom Janelle is really in rehab to deal with her disturbing Ke$hit addiction – Reality Tea

Ashley Tisdale has never looked more beautiful. That bag mask suits her. – Popoholic

Ashley Olsen killed Oscar the Grouch, skinned him, relaxed his fur and wore it as a jacket – ICYDK

Yup, Kristen Bell’s got a baby in there – Just Jared

Panty Creamer of the Day: Shemar Moore Edition – SOW

Pretend it’s 1994 and scream at the news that Stone Temple Pilot kicked Scott Weiland out of the band – Vulture

Remember when Janet Jackson’s face still looked like it was made of natural materials? – OMG Blog

Elijah Wood loves therapy – The Berry 

American Horror Story cast Kathy Bates and if they cast Sharon Stone as her Diabolique character, season 3 will be everything – Jezebel

Vanessa Hudgens forgot to roll a little Sure on her crotch – Celebslam

I hope that lady is saying to PHG, “I am a huge fan of your butt cheeks!” – Popsugar

Hated it! – I’m Not Obsessed 

Fighting the hot: Jared Leto is by getting the most confusing traffic sign ever tattooed on his back – Videogum

(Pic via Pacific Coast News)