Open Post: Hosted By A Strawberry Blond James Franco
The word DOUCHE was stamped onto James Franco's forehead for the ten millionth time this weekend after he screwed up at the Daytona 500. Because Disney waved the biggest check at those hos, James Franco was named the Grand Marshal of the Daytona 500 and he got to do the whole "gentlemen, start your engines" thing at the beginning of the race. James told reporters at a press conference before the race that he was planning on saying something special since Danica Patrick was in the race and was the first woman in history to start from the pole in a Cup race. James Franco should've taken a tip from RuPaul and started the race by saying:
"Gentlemen, start your engines. And may the best WOMAN win!"
But instead, James Franco's tongue fumbled as he said this:
"Drivers.....and Danica, start your engines!"
Some people think that James meant to say "lady and gentlemen" and messed up. Other thinks that James meant to say "drivers, start your engines" and messed up. I think that we shouldn't try to analyze one of James Franco's works. Our simple minds are not capable of understanding the complex brilliance of James Franco. It's just not possible!
You know what else I can't understand? I can't understand how James Franco left the Sun-In in his hair too long. Everybody knows that you can't leave Sun-In in too long or it'll turn your hair all brassy and red and shit. How can I take James Franco seriously as a GENIUS if he can't even Sun-In his hair right?
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Anybody else following the Jodi Arias case on 'In Session?'
I can't believe the things she says during the phone calls. How embarrassing!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:28pm
Thanks for the KD Lang tune. I really like her voice. Don't have any of her CD's though.
Might have to get one.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 2:19am.
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Voted! Nobody wanted to see my bewbs, though :(
Someone done stole my previous avie I had of the Dowager, had to get a new one... Sheesh!
~ don't steal avies please ~
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And you don't have to show yer Beewbs
Unless you want to....
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
dave franco is totes cute! omg like totally *plays with ponytails and chews gum*
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:40am.
VOB, it's on then. If Loopy wants to keep Dave, the consolation prize for me is that Gandy must be invited. #happiness
@Boredas, doesn't Toby remind you of Jeremy Sisto's little bro? Cuties
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He could be, couldn't he? They're just so adorable. I didn't know Jeremy's middle name was Merton...I had a mini lop bunny named Merton!
Toby plays on this show called the Annoying Orange on The Cartoon Network(it's a stupid show),and has his own channels, but my favorite video is of him and these guys reading people's youtube comments in a series titled "YOUR GRAMMAR SUCKS"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlhZuZOYawE&feature=share&list=PLA6687CF2...
I'm still trying to work Laginamite in to a conversation. BWHAHAHA
good night yall!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
VOB, it's on then. If Loopy wants to keep Dave, the consolation prize for me is that Gandy must be invited. #happiness
@Boredas, doesn't Toby remind you of Jeremy Sisto's little bro? Cuties.
Ok, good night. Sleep well everyone.
TR, in case you drop in, hi bye! ;p
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:27am.
Bored he is cute! I'm to old.. But can admire from a distance.
Next time there is a music night you better play. You have great taste in music.
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Don't feel bad. They are my age and I know damn well they wouldn't take a second glance at me. My hotness is nowhere near(I gots none) their level of hotness. *sad face*
My taste in music is very very varied. Anything from Gregorian Chanting to Classical, to Alternative to Old school to Hip Hop to so on and so forth. Lmao! If I whipped out a playlist it'd definitely be a bipolar list of different music genres.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Time to toddle::: dodges bricks...;)
Night everybody. Sweet dreams. Xo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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Bored he is cute! I'm to old.. But can admire from a distance.
Next time there is a music night you better play. You have great taste in music.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Dave Franco IS MY AGE! WOOO! *Puts on lipstick and mascara and bats eyelashes*
You know who else is cute? In a nerdy kind of way. This guy named Toby Turner on Youtube. He's a giant nerd, but I would....ohhhh I so would...
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5lbgo167u1qfx5zc.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_klZvZM-3_50/THgXYIPJo0I/AAAAAAAAAF0/EG5Y90tQhO...
Neither of those tasty whores would take a second look at me, but that doesn't mean I can't use their images for fap times.... YAAAAAS!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bamm that's awesome. Let me know when you land on a movie title.
Next winter... I challenge you to a sauce off... I make killer sauce..
We will have to try and do a vegetarian sauce too.
Sleep well..xo
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Yeah veebs, I cook very well, bit of a foodie matter of fact.
Watching a good movie here, deadfall, snowfall or something. Some bank robbing couple gets sidetracked, have to split up and rendevous at some cabin and hilarity ensues. But listen to this cast, Eric Bana, Olivia Lively, Sissy Spacek, Kris Kristofferson, Treat Williams, Kate Mara. Lots a gunplay, some sex, mom and dad are badasses, Eric Bana is a beast. Good movie, never heard of it before.
Okay I'm out for reals, nite all.
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HAHAHA VOB, Loopy can't escape. Tell him Dave Franco will be there. But he's mine. Sorry Loops.
@Bambam, is taking care of the meat. That too will need to be beamed. I think.
And I want to see the monk costume. ;p
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Bamms do you cook? Foxxy isn't here...I know she cooks..
It's hot here in the summer so we grill a lot...
Meat rubs and bbq...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Wow, I come back and there's talk of a party, steely dan music (my fave) and weed smokin'. What's not to love about this place?
I got 40lbs. of meat in the freezer for the party, I'll make my best dish, steakghetti with meat sauce. But y'all save some room for dessert, beef cobbler. ;-P
btw Whams, the Madonna lookalikes were in the feminism special on pbs. I only caught parts of it, wasn't in a pbs watching mood but that was part of it.
G'nite everybody, be well.
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Loopy! Tread lightly... One thread is roid raging on "stupid whore models".., like they know any in real life... .. While we are trying to find a way to get you to the states for a summer party. We may hold it at Rande s Monetstary..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
James franco certainly did a deal with the devil. because his younger brother dave, is much hotter, but not as famous.
Whams.. I didn't want to go too crazy on the Bowie thread.. I loved it.
When you said Berlin Bowie.. I said Jinx!!
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
RandéS, yes. If VOB approves. it will be sick. (good)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:34am.
Can we hold it at my monkery?
RandéS, a ho and monk party. ;p
@VOB, yassss. He will be in.
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MK... We will make him breakfast burritos in bed.. He will be spoiled.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:20am.
Well, I read it in the Mail, citing the N.E., so it must be true.
What party is this? I'm a monk and monks don't go to parties.
GG, you had a lot fun with her and will remember her very fondly, that's the best anyone can say! Hope you're ok. Have a good night and sweet dreams!
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Sleep well sweet GG.. Hugs
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
http://playborhood.com/wp-content/uploads/clinton_bill_hillary_young1.jp...
This is such a cute picture of Bill & Hill!
Love it, love them!
VOB, I'm doing ok. I just am kicking myself right now. I was planning on going to visit her but didnt.
Im going to turn in. Nite good people.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:07am.
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Won't believe it unless the Daily Mail corroborates, and the Sun. lol
So, you in or you out on this party? Can MK's butt be hauled out of that breakfast burrito place he loves? How about Foxxy, she'll want to bring her books...
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Id have to be much stronger than i am now. If everyone pitched in we could do a stealing beauty kind of thing... its a funky house..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
CIJ, we were saying yesterday it'd be a lot of work for VOB to clean up in preparation, even with help, which she can certainly count on. So we thought maybe somewhere else with enough room, yeah let someone else do the clean up. :P
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Batty: first of all, I am jealous that you got to see Donald Fagen. I just adore that song. I love science & technology almost as much as books and music, and a song that praises the beauty of science and technology is unusual and makes me feel so optimistic about how far we've come and how far we will go in that way. When I was a young one, I never dreamed I could chat with people all over the world and listen to whatever song I want whenever I want to.
Secondly, I think a Dlisted party at your house would be so fun! What state do you live in?
Thirdly, the cobra (which is legal to own in this state, although weed isn't--whaa?) moved to Dallas with its owner. So the problem solved itself!
Nighty night.
The National Enquirer* is saying that Pistorius's GF may have been pregnant, leading to a row.
*In a crass bid to increase circulation.
VOB, you know who'll be here in the Summer? Lucy. Didn't she say that? And if Loopy could find an excuse to come shopping (just have a hottie on the invite), you know Twatty would be in and Deb. Just get the ball rolling and everyone who wants to come can do it. And you know ESE would come for you (and some skittles). ;p
Night CIJ!
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Night Crazy:)
GG.. How are you holding up. Someone should be making you tea tonight.
Hugs.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite CiJ! Pleasant dreams!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Withy.. You have to bring ESE to collect it..
It's too cute.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Night CIJ... Before you go..
What happened with the Cobra?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB, if GG can give some directions to the good stash, we'll take some to you. Whamo and CIJ are working on beaming (themselves) with some already, lol. *let's google all the places it's legal and map them out* that'll make you feel better in no time.
*whispers* I hear ESE would share some too if you give him back his trike.
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I do... Withy.. And I have been tossing around a summer D party...
Wouldn't that be fun? It's a barn of a.
place and has pocket doors in the kitchen for GG. I have enough odd collectors books to keep CIJ happy for weeks....music for miles...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Aw, thanks GG. You're so pleasant. As a matter of fact, everybody on here now is pleasant. Too bad I have to go to bed--early work appointment.
Goodnight y'all! Sweet dreams and restful sleep to errbody.
Crazy, we'll beam over to VOB's get tuned and cook up a feast. I'm sure we could get a few more of our Dlisted Hors to join us, I hope you have enough room for us VOB :)
I don't care I like Franco, if only for the fact he hates Anne Hathaways guts.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:23pm.
Batty, I would share my bud with you any day of the week!
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That was sweet CiJ.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
CIJ.. Whams.. Withy.. ET all..come over.. I am a good cook...
Beam away...;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:31pm.
ubmitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:11pm.
Who has weed...IM IN PAIN!!!!!
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Ah man I'm sorry to hear that! I actually have some absolute killer bud, I wish I could spin one up for you. :(
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So do I. See, it would be so great if we could beam some of it.
And long-distance relationships would be manageable. "Honey, I've got some shit to do, but I'll beam myself over to your place for dinner."
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:29pm.
Man, I can't wait until science can "beam people up." I sure hope it happens in my life. Imagine the possibilities!!!!!!!!!
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HeLl ya! I'd be doin a lot of beaming that's for sure.