Today in L.A., Jason Segel is slowly peeling off the picture of Michelle Williams from his iPhone before he dramatically falls into the open arms of one of his puppets. Because UsWeekly says that after dating for about a year, Michelle Williams and Jason Segel broke up earlier this month. You can go ahead and add “Forgetting Sarah Marshall 2” to your Netflix queue right now, because Jason is going to violently type that script out right after he finishes bawling in the arms of one of his puppets.
A source tells UsWeekly that Jason and Michelle’s love ended, because she lives in Brooklyn and he lives in Los Angeles, and one can only breathe in so much airplane air before they’re like, “Fuck this.”
Jason seemed like a first degree clinger and he probably wanted to do it in his puppet room way too often, but I still thought they would last forever in Hollywood time, which is like two years. Oh well, at least Jason has his puppets. They will never leave him! And yeah, you know one of his puppet looks like this.