How Many Of The "Stars" From The New Dancing With The Stars Cast Do You Recognize?
This morning, ABC announced the names of the bright shiny has-beens who will pop their pussies for their 16th minute on the new season of Dancing with the Stars. I only squinted my eyes (like Giggy above) and whispered out a "Harpo, who dis woman?" when I read the names Victor Ortiz and Jacoby Jones (the sports dudes, of course). I recognized 9 out of the 11 names. That's not bad. But then again my brain is a pop culture trash heap covered with seagull shit and if the new cast of DWTS was full of sitcom stars from the 80s, I'd recognize every single name on there. So let's see how your ass does. Here's the entire cast with their partners and count the number of question marks your brain gives birth to while reading this list. GO!
Victor Ortiz (professional boxer ) and newcomer Lindsay Arnold
Kellie Pickler (calamari expert) and real-life twirling Ken Doll Derek Hough
Wynonna Judd (country beauty) and Tony Dovolani
Ingo Rademacher (Jax from General Hospital) and Kym Johnson
Zendaya Coleman (Disney girl) and Valentin Chmerkovskiy
Andy Dick (MESS with a capital MESS) and Sharna Burgess
Lisa Vanderpump (Giggy's mom) with newcomer Gleb Savchenko
Aly Raisman (Olympic gymnast) with Mark Ballas
Dorothy Hamill (hair icon) with Tristan MacManus
D.L. Hughley (comedian) with Mop Head
Jacoby Jones (NFL player) with Karina Smirnoff
Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Anna Trebunskaya, Chelsie Hightower and Louis Van Amstel are all out this season and Maks is acting like he's never coming back. I hope this means that Maks is going to quit ballroom dancing to focus on his true calling, gay porn.
There's only two reasons to watch the new season of Dancing with the Whos. The first reason is to see what Giggy is wearing. The second reason is to see Andy Dick being a mess. I will be severely disappointed in Andy if he doesn't piss on the floor and flash a dude in the front row during his first dance. I also hope he shows up as Kathy Griffin's twin Daphne Aguilera at least once.
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Giggy is pronounced Jiggy. His formal name is Gigolo. I know way too much about this stuff. Will def be voting for Lisa!
Not DL Hugley!
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Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
I only recognized 7......but I ABSOLUTELY knew who Giggy was!!!! <3. Poor little guy has alopecia. :(
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I admit I'll be obsessively voting for Miss Vanderfabulous.
Submitted by valorious on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:00pm.
I LOVE Andy Dick. He's nuts, but he CRACKS me up. He just had a guest spot on "2 Broke Girls", where he played a nutso puppeteer.
I would watch him...I really would. I won't, however, because I am not a big fan of this show.
NONE. Kidding. Wyno Judd, Dot Hamill, of course DICK and HUGEley. And I'd throw panties at Tristan, cuz he's YUM. Drawing a blank on the rest.
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I just noticed I used the term "I have a soft spot" for like the fifth time in one of my posts. That's kinda why I don't post a lot; I LOVE MK's snark and have for years, but I just can't help feeling bad for some of people. Having been through drug and alcohol addiction myself (still have a soft spot!) I guess I understand why they're so off the rails. I still can't enough of this site, it's the only gossip site I visit. Youse guys are just so damn funny!!
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Andy has been bordering on sad for a long time, hasn't he? I have a soft spot and high hopes.
Submitted by valorious on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 6:49pm.
ANDY DICK!!! I've been wondering what happened to one of my favorite crazy people.
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I know, right? I don't normally watch this show, but I just might tune in to see his shenanigans. Plus, he went to my alma mater. I'm so proud!
ANDY DICK!!! I've been wondering what happened to one of my favorite crazy people. Did anyone watch (originally typed "want" and was going to leave it) his show, I think it was "The Assistant"? This should be kinda interesting.
How does one pronounce Giggy? like "jiggy" like Will Smith's gettin Jiggy with it? Or Gig-gee? or jee-jee?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Never watched the show but couldn't get past the photo of that poor dog. (Geez! Who did that? That poor dog.) I can only think they cast Filthy Dick for some immediate clash he will have with DL Hughley. Can't think why Hughley is doing this. Wider audience for his syndicated radio show? This bodes badly and is an obvious setup given Hughley's books and opinion pieces on societal ills. I thought the Pickles chick was a big country singing success? Not if she's bottom feeding on this. Is Hamill in her 60s? Hope she grew her hair out. That Judd lady will fight with Dick as well as soon as he mocks her constant use of stage make-up. The rest I've no idea.
Thank you, MeowMeow. I remember when he first came on the scene (I watched GH with my babysitter after I came home from elementary school, back in the Luke & Laura days) and caused all manner of foolery for the Quartemains and Sonny & Brenda. But I've fallen away over the years...
Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 5:01pm.
Never watched an episode of DWTHBs, but is Ingo the original (only?) Jax on GH, from back in the day?
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I'm pretty sure Ingo's the only one who's played Jax. I've watched it since 96, and the role's never been recast.
Definitely do not mind that hot piece Ingo Rademacher. Mmmm....
JACOBY!!!!!!!!
*happy snoopy dance*
Baltimore Ravens fan over here so hell yes I recognize that name.
Judd and Pickler as well, that's going to be funny though. I'm willing to bet Ms. Judd isn't the most graceful flower.
GIGGY'S DA MAN!!! :-D
Never watched an episode of DWTHBs, but is Ingo the original (only?) Jax on GH, from back in the day?
Submitted by princesspoppy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:46pm.
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AHAHAHAHAH!!! You're digging through it. That's awesome.
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Yes, and I feel bad for both me and the dog. Me for looking at his suffering and the dog for having to endure that fuckery.
First he suffers because his ass is going bald, then he has to wear gay ass little doggy clothes because his owners are assholes and then he has to be held by people more vile than the stuff that he shits out his little doggy colon...Poor animal. BWHAHAHAHAHA!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:41pm.
And borderline animal abuse. Pictures with Mario Lopez,Donald Trump AND GERARD BUTLER??? Poor dog. LMAO!
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AHAHAHAHAH!!! You're digging through it. That's awesome.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:38pm.
Boredas, I know. That is end of days kind of shit.
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And borderline animal abuse. Pictures with Mario Lopez,Donald Trump AND GERARD BUTLER??? Poor dog. LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Never watched this show, and ain't about to start now. But I do love that hot bitch Ingo Rademacher (even though he named his goddamned kid Peanut) because I've watched General Hospital for 18 years. So it's not like watching shitty TV is beneath me....I'm just selective about what shitty TV I watch.
Go Ingo!
Well this promises to be a shit show. Wynonna Judd prolly wore her welcome already. As for Andy Dick, he's not dancing, he's having DTs.
Boredas, I know. That is end of days kind of shit.
Submitted by princesspoppy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:36pm.
Honey here is everything you'd ever want to know about giggy.
http://giggythepom.com/
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Oh hell! LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Honey here is everything you'd ever want to know about giggy.
http://giggythepom.com/
Submitted by princesspoppy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:28pm.
Pomeranian boredas
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Aren't Pom's known to be mean little ankle biters?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Who wrote Zendaya's Wiki page, an eleven year old? Probably. DAMN!
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No, not sure he's a dog.
Lisa's only downfall is that she is partial to help people (and animals) who need help. They have an adopted son Max, Cedric used them, and she's helping Brandi Glanville become self-sufficient.
I'm surprised someone hasn't abused the Vanderpumps generosity. God knows Cedric could have robbed them BLIND.
Pomeranian boredas
Submitted by Terri on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:48pm.
That's Lisa Vanderpump's beloved dog Giggy. Giggy has alopecia and all sorts of problems and the Vanderpumps spare NO expense to help him. I want half the life Giggy has.
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Are you sure that's a dog? And not some fancy new species of rat??? Wearing tuxs and shit is probably why it has alopecia. Poor little thing has *just end me now* in it's eyes.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I WANT 2 DANCE WITH GIGGY !
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Maks is out because he's an arrogant dirty slut ball. I don't even watch this pathetic show but there you have it...I knew about him being a manwhore. lol
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Submitted by Terri on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:13pm.
I want half the life Giggy has.
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I've thought about this a lot and I'd go the house cat route. fuck those ridiculous little outfits.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:48pm.
What the fuck did they do to that poor little rodent in the above picture???? It's not a poodle bitch!
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That's Lisa Vanderpump's beloved dog Giggy. Giggy has alopecia and all sorts of problems and the Vanderpumps spare NO expense to help him. I want half the life Giggy has.
Obviously this hot mess has jumped the shark about 100 years ago, but when they have to bring in Andy Dick (or Howie Mandel) you know they are on their way out. Hello, final season.
i'll watch this season just so i can watch my Gran watch Andy Dick.
I hope Wynnona shows up at 400lbs with little piggy eyes in the back of her head, she takes three steps and loses 4lbs of water weight.
I just can't watch this show but I need to comment that Aly Raisman will NEVER have the likability factor of Shawn Johnson. I pick Jax from GH to win this thing. He's athletic and the old bags will love him. And, one more thing, Andy Dick? Really?! He's past the stage of trainwreck and headed straight to downright sad.
Aside from Dorothy Hamil, I don't know r should I say, I refuse to know who any of these nobodies are...
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WE ♥ GIGGY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
They actually did a good job casting this season. I've heard of quite a few of these people.
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I'll watch just for Ingo Rademacher. He's yummy.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
BaconSlut: I had the hairdo and I swear I had a Dorotthy Hamill doll, like a Barbie. With a medal and everything. Gotta google that. I also had Donny and Marie.
OMG and dorthy hammill!! I had her haircut in the fifth grade!!!
WHO watches this shit???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What the fuck did they do to that poor little rodent in the above picture???? It's not a poodle bitch!
Ps: Poor Tony Dovolani
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Is Andy Dick still a crack head?
That twat claims Giggy has hair loss and that is why she dresses it in those outfits. I think the hair loss is *because* of the outfits. I mean, it has fur on its head, a basically every part that isn't covered.
I could be wrong, but I think it's a decent theory.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:42pm.
Man. I'm an old enough hooker to remember Dorothy Hamill's Short and Sassy commercial
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LOL, I remember her shakin that bowl cut around for sure.
I always wondered if the used a Tupperware or a Corning bowl on her head