Hot Slut Of The Day!

The human car saver from Mar del Plata, Argentina who tried to save his true love, his car, from getting murdered with hail bullets by throwing his body on top of it before going roof swimming.

This is every auto company executive's idea of porn. A dude in Argentina has so much love in his heart for his damn car that he threw his body on top of it and internally shouted "Take me instead, nature! Take me!" while blocking the hail from hitting the only thing he's ever loved. (The way he's passionately trying to save that car tells me that he's definitely had some special moments with that car's exhaust pipe.) Dude kind of looks like a half-broken wind-up plastic frog in the tub, but how can I hate on love?

And he's probably getting a back massage out of it!

via Yahoo

Posted by: Michael K

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by kathleenvh on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 5:24am.

wth??

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:35pm.

That's love.

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Submitted by Flox on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:58pm.

Yes, he looks ridiculous, but cars are freakin expensive in Argentina. Dude's probably trying to save his Renault, not a douchey, fancy SUV. Also, most car insurance doesn't cover hail damage.

Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:56pm.

Reminds me of the summer before last when we got hit with a freak hail storm in the middle of the of the season (just one town in western Long Island). One of my asshole coworkers "braved" baseball sized hail to go check up on his brand new Infinity sitting safe in the parking garage. Dude had lacerations all over.

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Submitted by the original be... on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 4:04pm.

The music really does make it all the better, MT! And dude's lucky he doesn't own an SUV.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:30pm.

Is he confused? Cars are shelter as well as transportation.

Submitted by GreenFairy on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 3:29pm.

Poor guy; the car looks new and maybe in Argentina hail damage isn't covered :(

Submitted by Janetrenowins on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 12:16pm.

I'm guessing he didn't have car insurance.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:47am.

"Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:25am."

LMAO!

Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:25am.

This reminds me of the .gif of the fat dude getting randy with the stuffed raccoon.

NSFW DON'T BAN ME, BRO NSFW
http://chatroulettegifs.com/fucking_raccoon.gif

THIS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:01am.

It looks like he's fucking the car. Too much work for too little reward.

Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:59am.

Dude, you missed a spot.

Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:49am.

Oh hail no!
I cry for thee, Argentinian.

Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:46am.

LOL. Dude!

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:46am.

how big the dick are?

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.