Wednesday, February 27th 2013

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 26th!

What happens after RPattz licks KStew's armpit - Spkheller

Runners-up:

Hey, when there is a Lohan nearby, you have to go to great lengths to hide your bling! - fleawatch

Your exclusive first look at Ke$ha for My Little Pony. - TheWhit

Gem and the Hairygrams - SlutBuster

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Mani6's picture
Submitted by Mani6 on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 7:19pm.

Corngrats wieners! Hairy Krishna commends you!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

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Submitted by PeggyOlson on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 2:51pm.

Congrats Spkhelller! Hilarious! Once again, all were funny.

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

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Submitted by Ecce Homo on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:31pm.

Congratulations winners (slutbuster, that made me laugh out loud)!
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:05pm.

Lmao!! Congrats, whores. :)

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Bubbly's picture
Submitted by Bubbly on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 11:06am.

Congrats, sluts!
ahahaha LOL fleawatch, that caption is a gem

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 10:25am.

Spkheller LMAO awesome caption!!! congrats all

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Submitted by Jdeere on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:49am.

Brit Brit will now be playing the title character in the Lifetime original movie: Rainbow Bright: Sex, Lines, and Videotapes, or Why I Became a Lesbian. She replaces previously announced Chloe Sevigny.

tinyhands's picture
Submitted by tinyhands on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:36am.

what Ke$ha does to her armpit hairs

"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4

listedD's picture
Submitted by listedD on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 8:10am.

When I decorate my underarms it makes my nipples hard too!!!

Submitted by Whaaaaat on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 3:30am.

Chris Brown misses when he tries to pin the tail on the Honky.

Submitted by januarygurl on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:51am.

Hasbro had second thoughts about collaborating with Lady Gaga on a commemorative My Little Pony after receiving her first design idea.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:18am.

That's nothing ..... What until you see her clink clunk!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:06am.

This is what happens when Richard Simmons takes the Pope shopping at hot topic.

LeMonjello's picture
Submitted by LeMonjello on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 1:01am.

Madonna's skin-tag decorations prove that 50 is the new 20.

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:50am.

& for a tropical flair, add vanilla beans

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Submitted by Boys for Pele on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:46am.

Beverly Hills has even found a way to make Shingles fashionable

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:44am.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST LIGHT YOUR TAMPON AND BLOW YOUR BOX APART ?

Queenbkitty's picture
Submitted by Queenbkitty on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:44am.

Ke$ha tries to one up J Love Hewitt by coming up with her own trend: Pitjazzleing

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:36am.

Finally we have visual proof Donald Trump IS an orangutan!

Spaz de la Whoreta's picture
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:12am.

Under Obamacare, everyone will get affordable laser hair removal treatments.
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Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/27/2013 - 12:10am.

I had Kate Moss once but antibiotics cleared it up.

veryoldbat's picture
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 11:45pm.

Cabernet Officiales Hommes a full bodied wine with the bouquet of a Kardashian's
Armpit.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by Justmeyall on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:58pm.

Paula Cole trying to bring all the cowboys back.

lovelylaney's picture
Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:46pm.

Stevie Nicks shows us that she's a real gypsy

or

Rejected Stevie Nicks album cover photos

omgthissucks's picture
Submitted by omgthissucks on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:37pm.

This is why 2013 Britney will never hold a candle to 1999 Britney...

Submitted by TheWhit on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 10:08pm.

Your exclusive first look at Ke$ha for My Little Pony.

Kandykane's picture
Submitted by Kandykane on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:56pm.

It so wasn't Helen of Troy's face that launched a thousand ships ...

Submitted by Cranberry0802 on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:53pm.

Introducing...the Beadazzler's new Ke$ha line!

Submitted by noeb on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:35pm.

Oh, Madonna! Instagram just isn't worth it.

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:34pm.

The Stevie Wonder Face & Nipple Piercing Corporation admit they may have missed their targets for the first quarter.

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:16pm.

A little weird ok, but at least she's not shaving her head

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Submitted by kathleenvh on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:14pm.

Keshit's almost run out of places to put those things

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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Submitted by bernie_bunny on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 9:02pm.

Jennifer Love Hewitt's on-staff vagazzler: stroke victim

icebunny's picture
Submitted by icebunny on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:45pm.

Britney caught again in another fashion disaster: Matching a purple top with red lipstick! Pity.

fleawatch's picture
Submitted by fleawatch on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:36pm.

Hey, when there is a Lohan nearby, you have to go to great lengths to hide your bling!

crankenstein's picture
Submitted by crankenstein on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:33pm.

and she also shits rainbows

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:18pm.

After mistakenly showing up to a date wearing some very fancy toe rings Quentin Tarrantino's girlfriend had to slowly work his focus back up to her face.

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:16pm.

Britney tells her physiotherapist "it hurts when I do this!"

The physiotherapist says "then don't ... stop doing it!"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:15pm.

When I cut myself shaving, I use little pieces of toilet paper.

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Submitted by @Staxcellence on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:09pm.

Available in Summer Breeze, Garden Bloom, and Powder Fresh.

Submitted by I am Legend on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:08pm.

Even Charlie Sheen would think twice.

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Submitted by loozer on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 8:01pm.

Sorry Snowy. MichaelK was not suppose to share this pic.

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LargeMarge's picture
Submitted by LargeMarge on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:58pm.

Paris Hilton's new Deoderant scented hair extensions .

Spkheller's picture
Submitted by Spkheller on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:58pm.

What happens after RPatz licks KStew's armpit

canadiancracker's picture
Submitted by canadiancracker on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:57pm.

After her split with Jason, Brit Brit is now letting her hair down.

SlutBuster's picture
Submitted by SlutBuster on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:54pm.

Gem and the hairygrams

Submitted by Sluttyjesus on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:48pm.

I guess Ke$ha has been rubbing her vagina on people again

Edna -E- Mode's picture
Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:43pm.

Britney Spears' management company (her dad) has just announced the new "Brit Brit Pits Kits" will be available for sale just in time for Summer 2013!

Submitted by Michael Martinez on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:30pm.

Only Richard Simmons could pull off this bejeweled mess

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/26/2013 - 7:30pm.

Britney doesn't know who gave her the Axe, but she's got a Dry Idea.

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