Afternoon Crumbs

February 26, 2013 / Posted by:

JWoww shows off Dr. Frankenstein’s finest work – The Superficial 

Charlize Theron only stayed near Seth MacFarlane all night, because she wanted the name and number of the dentist who did his glistening veneers – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Aniston is such a cold-hearted, crew-hating bitch for wanting to eat lunch by herself. String the evil witch up! – Celebitchy

My dog already does this on a daily basis, so I don’t need even more animals burning looks of judgement into my skin – Towleroad

The Photoshop Awards: They pasted Debbie Harry’s 1975 face on Cameron Diaz’s head – Drunken Stepfather

The fashion world is breathing a sigh of relief, because one of their most beloved icons is back to dressing like the legend she is – Hollywood Tuna 

Cut to me later tonight when I’m on my knees, praying to the Gods to please cast Prostitution Whore-ah in The Real Girls of the Bada-BingReality Tea 

Nicole Kidman as Grace Kelly looks like a frozen stick of Play-Doh as Grace Kelly – ICYDK

Shaun White looks AWFUL! – Just Jared

Hilary Duff took her “walking to the car” act from L.A. to Hawaii – Popooholic

Cut to John Travolta later tonight when he’s on his knees, praying to L. Ron Hubbard to please make him one of Mike from Shahs of Sunset’s wax strips in his next life – OMG Blog

Can’t Lindsay Lohan play Lindsay Lohan in the porn parody of The Canyons? – IDLYITW

The world’s greatest showgay Richard Simmons shows all future talk show guests how to really entertain the masses – Jezebel

Don’t mess with a Phoenix go-go boy – Queerty

But yet The Happening made sense to Marky Mark? – Videogum

Oh, Leonardo DiCatchAHo’s holding another open casting call to be his next piece – Popsugar

Baby Oprah’s eyebrows are no joke – Crunk + Disorderly

Justin Bieber assumes the position – Cityrag

Falkor + clip-on bangs = not the look – I’m Not Obsessed

Seth MacFarlane is done with the Oscars. (Is it too early to start my petition to get Honey Boo Boo to host next year?) – SOW

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