Oscar Crumbs

February 25, 2013 / Posted by:

And the Oscar moment of the night goes to Squinty Zellweger who was so pinched and Botoxed (Side note: She Botoxes her eyeballs too, right?) that she couldn’t read the card. We know who was doing lines of Sour Patch Kids sugar in the greenroom.  – Lainey Gossip

Natalie Portman wore a bed sheet to Vanity Fair’s Oscar party – Celebitchy

The only thing that got me through Oscar’s painful movie musical tribute was Helena Bonham Carter’s “not here for this” face – Towleroad

Oh, Amanda Seyfried’s just showing Jessica Chastain some skills she learned while making that Linda Lovelace biopic – The Superficial  

That hilarious Instagram picture of Anne Hathaway having a private moment with her new husband Oscar is taking me higher – Drunken Stepfather 

Miley Cyrus’ hair is starting to enter Jackie Warner territory – Hollywood Tuna 

Heidi Klum’s titty balls went to Elton John’s Oscar party – Popoholic

Nicki Minaj looks like she just sucked on a bottle of Pepto-Bismol – ICYDK

Ryan Seacrest’s hair was very “blowout at the JcPenney salon circa 1984” – The Berry 

The Alexis Carrington gown Naomi Watts wore to the VF party was better than the gown she wore to the Oscars – Just Jared

And just like that, I’m picturing Joseph Gordon-Levitt having a serious conversation with Cousin Balki Jezebel

Anne Hathaway on her haters (Hathahaters? Haterways?) – I’m Not Obsessed

Halle Berry’s dress looks like something the hostess at a Metropolis-themed restaurant would wear – Popsugar

John Stamos’ “help me” face says it all – SOW

On the whole “The Onion calling a 9-year-old a cunt” thing… – Videogum

Daniel Day-Lewis delivers – Cityrag

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