Janet Jackson Got Secretly Married Again
The second time Janet Jackson got married, she kept it a secret from the public until she signed the divorce papers 9 years later. Janet got married for a third time last year and she once again did it hush-style. Janet married Qatari billionaire Wissam Al Mana a while ago and she's just now telling people about it, because I guess there was a story going around that said her wedding was some kind of lavish spectacle. Janet and Wissam released a statement to ET saying that their wedding wasn't lavish, it was small and private.
"The rumours regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private, and beautiful ceremony. Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favourite children’s charities. We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy. With love, Wissam and Janet"
I totally get that Janet is putting a PRIVACY PLEASE sign on her door, but does she really need to do that when nobody was planning to knock on her door anyway? Whatever, I totally know why Janet keeps getting married in secret. She doesn't want her crazy family to find out. If she told everyone she was getting married, Joe Jackson would find out and crash that shit. He'd show up, eat all the food, yell at all the kids and try to get Wissam to invest in his latest shady business venture.
Janet doesn't want La Toya Jackson there, because she wants to be the most beautiful Jackson at her own wedding. It's kind of hard to get married when all your guests keep worshiping at the feet of the most gorgeous Jackson, La Toya. So I get it.
And this has to be the upgrade of all upgrades. Janet went from Troll Dupri to a hot, young billionaire. And Wissam is also lucky, because he gets to motorboat the titties on Janet's face every single night.
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Jermaine just had his last name kegally changed to Jacksun. That whole family is batshit crazy, so nothing they do surprises me. However, good on Janet for getting her claws into a younger billionaire. Skills.
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Oh Janet...did you go to Tori Spellings breast implant doc for those cheek implants? Did you say to him "I want Tori Spelling's wonky tits on my face"? Because if you did, you got what you paid for...And you look like a frog by the way.
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Like does anybody care? It's not the 90's anymore.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"he gets to motorboat the titties on Janet's face every single night" - LMAO!
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
"Whatever, I totally know why Janet keeps getting married in secret. She doesn't want her crazy family to find out. If she told everyone she was getting married, Joe Jackson would find out and crash that shit. He'd show up, eat all the food, yell at all the kids and try to get Wissam to invest in his latest shady business venture."
Sadly (and hilariously), this is probably 100% true.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13
Joe Jackson would try to film the wedding on a secret webcam and then put it out on bluray.
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.