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February 25, 2013 / Posted by:

The princess dog purse that Quvenzhane Wallis carried at last night’s Oscars!

Hush Puppy has been carrying dog purses during this entire awards season, but she outdid herself with the princess dog purse she carried last night. That dog purse is dressed better than most of the hos there and its hair looked fresher too. Even though Hush Puppy didn’t win last night, she still had the best accessory of the night (no shade to John Travolta’s long haired guinea pig wig).

And somewhere in Hollywood, Quvenzhane’s princess dog purse is taking off its tiara to maul the shit of an onion. Because last night The Onion trolled everyone and made Twitter explod when they called little 9-year-old Quevenzhane a regular Kardashian.

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