Monday, February 25th 2013
Hot Slut Of The Day!
The princess dog purse that Quvenzhane Wallis carried at last night's Oscars!
Hush Puppy has been carrying dog purses during this entire awards season, but she outdid herself with the princess dog purse she carried last night. That dog purse is dressed better than most of the hos there and its hair looked fresher too. Even though Hush Puppy didn't win last night, she still had the best accessory of the night (no shade to John Travolta's long haired guinea pig wig).
And somewhere in Hollywood, Quvenzhane's princess dog purse is taking off its tiara to maul the shit of an onion. Because last night The Onion trolled everyone and made Twitter explod when they called little 9-year-old Quevenzhane a regular Kardashian.
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I like Quvenzhane, she's sweet and her little purse is cute! ;p
And how convenient that the STUNT BITCHES at The OnionHole added hashtag the world so everyone would see that and be talking about them today. Just. No.
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The Onion was right. She is a little cunt. I'd like to slap the shit out of her, but her stupid name has already done that for me.
I wonder what this dude will say in interviews now. "Nice to meet you! I am the guy who called Hush Puppy a cunt and got fired from The Onion. When can I start?"
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
The Onion has never been funny and that tweet is inexcusable.
JACK HAS ABANDONED US!
i think The Onion was satirizing twitterers -- and gossip blog commentors -- who go absolutely overboard with obsessive hate for celebrities whom they have never met. that's what i think The Onion was doing there. it was not about Quevenzhane. it was about us.
and that child most certainly carried that movie but she did not deserve an Oscar for screaming off and on for an hour or so and scowling for a full hour and a half. love her but her time is yet to come...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I thought for sure that Ang Lee's wife would have been HSOTD!
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:25am.
I have all but disowned electronic society.
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THE INTERNETZ SUCKS
A child like her winning Best Actress would have destroyed the Oscars credibility more than "Towering Inferno" being named Best Picture over Godfather 2 and Chinatown, or "Hello Dolly" beating Midnight Cowboy.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:25am.
I have all but disowned electronic society.
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Jacko, don't let a few bad apples rot your electronic soul. You be da man. I personally need my Jacko fix at least once a day. Don't abandon me now sweet cheeks.
That's a creepy handbag.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That Onion tweet is by far the funniest joke I've heard all award season. I hope they put some of the reactions on Literally Unbelievable which is one of the funniest blogs to just read a bit here and there.
http://literallyunbelievable.org/
I've only seen her at the Oscars and on the red carpet before hand. She came off as pretty arrogant, but that's better than Anne's fake humility. I hope it was just nervousness/childishness because she's an incredibly talented actor. And I hope she gets to enjoy being a child for a bit longer :/
I know that the Onion was just being 'funny', but to me, it's just in bad taste. I have 4 nieces and if someone 'tweeted' or typed that shit, I'd punch their teeth in, and then say that I was just being 'funny'.
I love Q! I don't like the c-word, and calling a little girl that name is just awful.
I think the Onion was trying to be funny by being completely ridiculous. This girl is so cute, sweet, and talented, she is on the other side of reality from being a cunt. Kinda like in Sex and the City when Samantha called Miranda's baby an asshole, and Carrie laughed and told her babies aren't assholes. It could be that, or it could be they are trying to increase readership by being scandalous.
Anyway, Little Q deserved that trophy more than that overacting Chipmunk Face.
Her fist pumps and puppy purses were adorable. I just love little kids! And especially this one. I hope she has a long career.
I just love her little purses. She has one for every outfit it seems. I just want to know what she has in there.
The Onion was never funny. They tried a subway/commuter free paper here in Toronto with fake, dull articles that suffered from "try-too-hard-ism". Why pick on a nine year old African American child actress, who, in my opinion, could act circles around most of the other "trained" stars, like Saint AnnE? Did the Onion go after her Winslet-level campaigning? Why not Jessica Chastain, Jackie Weaver or Kathryn Bigelow?
Watch them hide their "edgy" hipster mystery tweeter behind the skirts of "free speech". Disgusting.
Team Little Q!
Submitted by London Bridge on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:55am.
Arm pumps? I guess you didn't watch her movie. She does that in the movie. J Law be damned, I was rooting for Hushpuppy! She is a great actress and her first movie too!! I hope people are joking but not sure why people are being snarky about an actual adorable 9 year old child. How does carrying a puppy purse seem immature for a 9 year old? She has several movies coming up so she has plenty of time to be ran through and discarded like most child actors. Damn let a kid be a kid! I have seen her interviews and she seems sweet. Now I don't use the c word for anyone but you want to talk about brats see Jaden Smith.
THANK YOU, WORD!!!!!
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Sucky 12/19
I love her dress she always looks so cute.
The Onion can get diced.
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Her folks deserve to be called that for giving her such a stupid name.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:30am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:25am.
I have all but disowned electronic society
Jack, I was wondering about you. Hope all is OK.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:25am.
I have all but disowned electronic society.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Jacko, hahahaha. Where have you been? I was ready to put in a missing person report.
Haha, over at Jezebel (I know...), some people are bitching about the racists who aren't objecting strenuously enough about The Onion.
"If they called Dakota Fanning a 'cunt', people would be up in arms. But it's just a little brown girl..."
Tee hee.
No one's ever happy over there.
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me, Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
LEAVE HUSH PUSSY ALOOOOOOOONE!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
hush puppy is not a c word...the onion sucks...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Not for anything, but I don't know a 9 year old girl who'd be caught dead carrying that thing. It's kind of babyish. It surprised me that this girl is 9, because I'd peg her at 7, tops.
At any rate, no one should be calling that kid a C-word. She isn't the least bit cunty, that I can tell.
There ARE some little cunt kids out there, though.
what I saw of her on Access Hollyweird I didn't like but then again I hate most kids.
She looked cute though but the dog looked like it had been run over a few times.
OMG, the puppy purse is adorable! At the Independent Spirit Awards the other night she had another puppy purse. Supposedly, she has a puppy at home so she's crazy about puppy purses. I say let her be; she's adorable, too.
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I don't mind this girl, but was not crazy about the arm pumps she did when they announced her name for the award. I know she's a kid but still......
Also, did anyone else think when JLaw tripped it looked more like she kind of collapsed from being surprised/overwhelmed?
Arm pumps? I guess you didn't watch her movie. She does that in the movie. J Law be damned, I was rooting for Hushpuppy! She is a great actress and her first movie too!! I hope people are joking but not sure why people are being snarky about an actual adorable 9 year old child. How does carrying a puppy purse seem immature for a 9 year old? She has several movies coming up so she has plenty of time to be ran through and discarded like most child actors. Damn let a kid be a kid! I have seen her interviews and she seems sweet. Now I don't use the c word for anyone but you want to talk about brats see Jaden Smith.
"It is better to have loved and lost dick than to have never had dick at all."
==Dick Solomon
Third Rock From the Sun
Ahh...that puts it in a different light, I hadn't seen the movie. Makes more sense now. TX Totally agree about Jaden Smith, can't stand that kid and glad this girl is going to be Annie instead of Willow
the onion used to be funny. still may be (kim jung un sexiest man alive =brilliant) but i long stopped checking their site, cracked is a great alternative site.
kids should be off the satire target, but, if done -leave the swears & explicit and vulgar language/references out.
stupid onion.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
I like what she's wearing. She looks like a child; as she should. I will say that that purse looks like an actual taxidermy-ed dog.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
She was adorable. Looked to be relaxed and happy attending a stellar grownup event. I can't find a thing wrong with this precious little bit.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:37am.
Why are 9 year old such cunts?
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REALLY LMAO!
Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 9:21am.
where's the fucking face?
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LMAO!
Why are 9 year olds such cunts?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I was hoping she'd win as well. She had to endure the circle jerk that is the Oscars, she may as well have a cute puppeh to cuddle with through the shit storm.
She's 9. Does she need to have a 'grown ups' purse? No, it doesn't go with the dress, but she's a kid. Leave her the hell alone. I'd rather see that than her looking like a prostitot.
That dog purse does not go with that dress, and I wonder where the hell one buys a dog purse, apparently they have more than one...In any event, I'm glad she brought her dog purse and was allowed to bring it. She's a kid. Thats what she likes. Let her be a kid instead of a slutty cyrus wannabe. She's 9, let her be 9.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
where's the fucking face?
aww I was rooting for you HushPuppy.. and The Onion is not even funny and to call a 9 yr a cunt is really untastefull.. BASTARDS!!
UGH we were really hoping it was the guy on the Oscar stage who walked people off, he looked into the camera and licked his lips at one point
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
So tacky. It's one thing to dress appropriately for your age, but that's just tacky.