Get A Goddamn Room, You Two!
Today's front page headline on The Los Angeles Times isn't "Kodak Theater Burned To The Ground After Anne Hathaway Loses To Sally Field," which means that Anne Hathaway FINALLY won the thing she's been hustling to get her hands around for months. After working the stroll like the mafia was holding her entire family hostage and the lives of a million kittens depended on her, Anne won Best Supporting Actress last night. Right after Anne won, I'm sure the first thing she did was scratch the word "Supporting" off her trophy, because you know she thinks she carried that whole damn movie and she did it while only eating dried oatmeal skid marks for nourishment. You're welcome, Hugh Jackman!
Anne's speech wasn't as nerve-killing as her other speeches were, but that's probably because I changed the channel to QVC as soon as her name was announced. No, Anne probably toned it down, because the producers told her that they didn't want to be hit with a class action lawsuit from the millions of people who sprained their eye muscles while rolling their eyeballs during her speech. Most of us bitches in the comments were hoping for Anne to go over and instead of being played off by the Jaws theme song, we were hoping for a trap door to open and for her to fall into a pool full of actual sharks.
At the end of Anne's speech, she told a bona fide lie when she thanked her Dollar Tree Ryan Gosling of a husband and said, "My husband, by far and away the greatest moment of my life is the one when you walked into it. I love you so much. Here's hoping someday in the not-too-distant future the misfortunes of Fantine will be only found in fiction and not in real life."
BITCH, PLEASE!
Change "my husband" to "my Oscar" and then ho would've been telling the truth. This morning, Anne's husband woke up and found a Dear John letter on the pillow next to him. Anne's going to divorce his ass, marry Oscar in a quickie Las Vegas wedding and move to a farm in Vermont where they'll have a dozen tiny little Oscar babies together. Anne is finally with the dude of her wet dreams, OSCAH!
Here's more of Anne, her future husband Oscar and her paper cone titties last night.
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"It came true" - Heaves. She is all shades of vomit inducing fuckery. That dress is complete fugly. I lost 20 pounds, I cut my hair, I'm in the film for 20 minutes, give me an Oscar!
This award should have gone to Jacki Weaver or Sally Field who were in their movies for more than 20 minutes and gave brilliant performances, I guess those girls were to old for the casting couch.
Her nasty GI Jane haircut sealed the deal.
What a sacrifice she made cutting her 'mane' like that!
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I also muted her so I didn't hear the speech. *voms* At least she didn't lose it like Affleck, who I, UNFORTUNATELY, did hear *heaves* I'll say congrats to her since she won and she looked good for AnnE, i.e., it's not a magazine cover, I can't hear her and she's only "scream laughs" in the last thumb. ;p
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I adored George from his old days on ER. This was awhile ago.. But when I was in France.. George was that American hawking coffee...
On that Billboard. Tristan lost me.. I mean Brad...ages ago.
The ancestors was a great movie for the writing.. Not the acting..in my humble opinion....Jessica Chastain carried the Tree of Life.
In a very long winded wAy...I. Agree.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 02/25/2013 10:32pm.
"...And please, compared to Hathaway, Pitt and Clooney have most definitely gotten a free pass. They don't have entire twitter feeds mocking their campaign strategies because we respect their campaign strategy. Face it, we treat men and women very differently. We respect men who have ambition and for women, ambition is still considered a dirty word."
I agree. And when Brad does get savaged in the online court of public opinion, most often it's because of the woman in his life, and she gets the blame for sucking all the hot out of him.
Part of Anne's job (maybe the biggest part of any actors job) is doing publicity. If she'd avoided that aspect, she'd probably get flack for that, as well. Maybe tellingly, I didn't even know she was married until yesterday, so she apparently isn't the type to use her matrimonial status (or kids, if she has any) to further her agenda.
Just my thoughts.
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 10:35pm.
@ IHCC
I wasn't always anti Ann with an E.
It's not even the campaign.. Bobby D went just as far.
At some point Anne stopped being the actress you root for..
And became the actress that annoys. I just can't put my finger on which film was the Enough button. She's established enough not to play the ingenue anymore.
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I get that, but I felt the same way about Pitt and Clooney. I used to really like both of them, but at some point their fucking sanctimony and complete inability to turn down the schmooze machine started getting on my nerves. It's hard to root for people who are so far up their own asses. AnneE is starting to crawl up her own ass for sure, but it will take another few years before she even gets up there far enough to even run into Pitt and Clooney.
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@ IHCC
I wasn't always anti Ann with an E.
It's not even the campaign.. Bobby D went just as far.
At some point Anne stopped being the actress you root for..
And became the actress that annoys. I just can't put my finger on which film was the Enough button. She's established enough not to play the ingenue anymore.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:23pm.
While I am not a fan of AnnE Hathaway I still wonder why people found her oscar campaign so offensive when Brad Pitt and George Clooney campaign just as hard and even more shamelessly.
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I do think it's a fair questions. First of Brad never ever gets a free pass by anyone. George gets more of a pass because he avoids being absolutely saccharine and precious about the whole thing.
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When was the last time you saw a man be precious about anything? Women are precious. She did the female version of what they do every year. She's saccharine. They thrust the mega smile in all directions and spend almost a year schmoozing everyone in sight. She claims to be surprised by all the attention. They are constantly reminding voters how down-to-earth they are, which is it's own form of "Wow, I can't believe people are paying attention to little ole me." Hathaway spent an entire year talking about her weight loss. Clooney spent an entire year talking about his neck injury while campaigning for Syriana. Oh, what sacrifices they make for art!
And please, compared to Hathaway, Pitt and Clooney have most definitely gotten a free pass. They don't have entire twitter feeds mocking their campaign strategies because we respect their campaign strategy. Face it, we treat men and women very differently. We respect men who have ambition and for women, ambition is still considered a dirty word. And no one treats women more differently than women themselves. if there is one thing I've learned about the celebrity media industrial complex and the commenters who troll around on these websites it's that women love to tear other women to pieces. That's why 80-90% of the articles are about women and 80-90% of the tabloid covers are about women.
Don't get me wrong. I found Hathaway's entire thing annoying. But I feel the same exact way when Pitt and Clooney turn the Oscars into the Brad and George Show.
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anne's dress (more like apron) brings to mind the ugly pink prom dress gwyneth paltrow wore when she won.
Why. gasp. Was. pause. Her. gasp. Speech. breath deep. So. touch collar. Annoying?. gasp.
Submitted by IHateCharityChic on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:23pm.
While I am not a fan of AnnE Hathaway I still wonder why people found her oscar campaign so offensive when Brad Pitt and George Clooney campaign just as hard and even more shamelessly.
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I do think it's a fair questions. First of Brad never ever gets a free pass by anyone. George gets more of a pass because he avoids being absolutely saccharine and precious about the whole thing.
LOL @ 10th thumbnail. Girl, you didn't save the world. Sit the fuck down.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 8:12pm.
I heard AnnE threw a fit last minute because the Valentino dress resembled Amanda Seyfried's dress too much.
Bitch needs a slap. Anyone who turns down a couture Valentino dress in favour of this rumpled pink mess is an idiot.
While I am not a fan of AnnE Hathaway I still wonder why people found her Oscar campaign so offensive when Brad Pitt and George Clooney campaign just as hard and even more shamelessly.
I found AnnE's campaign super fucking annoying and yet, hiring a fake girlfriend, schmoozing EVERY reporter and blogger for an entire year, endlessly exploiting your kids and your relationship, faking a foot injury that miraculously heals itself the day after nominations are announced, threatening to retire and conveniently posing with refugees during your campaigns seem a LOT more offensive to me. I mean has anyone seen Brad Pitt with refugee or an orphan since his last Oscar campaign? Because I sure as fuck haven't.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
"I didn't know what I was wearing until about three hours ago," Ms. Hathaway said on the red carpet, and that would have been around the time that Valentino sent out a news release announcing that she would be dressed in one of its couture gowns. Ms. Hathaway evidently changed her mind"
I heard AnnE threw a fit last minute because the Valentino dress resembled Amanda Seyfried's dress too much.
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Hate, hate, hate! Barf!
I hope she follows some actors that won the award, and then DISAPPEARED. If so, I am GLAD she won it. I hope to never have to see this horse face again.
What is the deal with her tits? Is it the dress itself that make her tits look like that? I fucking hate the music from that film and I hate all my friends for encouraging me to see it. They can just fuck off!
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When people say she's beautiful, do they really mean it? How on earth can someone look at that and call it beautiful.. She's creepy as fuck! I've said it before and I'll say it again, her face looks like its constructed out of magazine cut-outs, totally mismatched proportions.. Like a stalker cutting out letters from a magazine to write to his stalkee.. Yuck, can't stand her, at all.
She looks like a 12 year old barely hitting puberty and growing into her features... And playing around with crappy haircuts. Disgusting pig.
That curse is real right? *crosses everything and pulls out the voodoo doll*
Take away the giant Oscar statue & curtain & this would be a wedding. JLaw looks like the bride & Anne looks like a bridesmaid. I saw an identical bridesmaid dress at a David's Bridal $99 sale.
'I will never EVER EVER see this horrific movie. The music makes me want to jam knitting needles in my ears. She is a mediocre actress at best and has TOO MUCH FACE.'
She can't sing for shit. You couldn't pay me to see this 3 hour shitfest.
Now that she's got what she wants, hopefully we'll see a little less of her beaver- flashing- attention-whorin' face.
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It's like you whored yourself out to the point they gave you the Oscar to shut you up. Dumb bitch acts like she cured cancer.
Anne must hate that Jennifer is getting all the attention.
That dress really is hideous though
Dont they say that winning an Oscar is like a curse for marriages?
That last picture - Jennifer Lawrence looks beautiful. Anne Hathaway looks like a braying donkey.
Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:29pm.
I really hated Anne's Prada dress .....those darts were in the wrong place and the whole thing was a fucken wreck.
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It looked so cheap, like something you would get off the rack and wear to your senior prom. And those darts really did make it look like her nipples were showing.
I wonder if she's ready for all the hate she is going to get if she becomes all diva.
I don't think she realizes people are going to be extremely hard on her because of her over-the-top jubilation and antics before she got the statuette
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:22pm.
Submitted by WendyNerd on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:10pm.
I have a question---- why are the acting awards gender segregated? I get the "supporting/lead" division, but not the gender one. Why aren't there just "Best Acting in a Lead Role" and "Best Acting in a Supporting Role" with nominees of both genders? There aren't "Best Male Director" and "Best Female Director", "Best Male Cinematographer" and "Best Female Cinematographer" or "Best Male Editor" and "Best Female Editor" categories. So why the gender thing here?
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My theory on this is that the roles played by men and women are--in general--not interchangeable. Women cannot/do not play male roles in movies, etc. However, the other things are completely gender neutral.
Can't say I disagree with you, though. It's becoming an outdated concept. Women, more often than not, refer to themselves as "actors" nowadays, except when it comes times for award season.
She whored HARD for that Oscar.
Amy Adams probably should have won for "The Master", but Anne (with an E) sucked a lot of cock and kissed a lot of ass for that Oscar.
Sometimes, you gotta whore for what you want.
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Poor Sally...she can't get a break. The academy ignored her for Smokey and The Bandit, and now this!
Travesty!
Her speech overall wasn't that bad, but I hated the way Little Anne Mouskewitz had to whisper, "It came true" as soon as she got it. Barf. She toned it down because she knew people would throw hate at her otherwise, but she still had to make sure she threw some cheese in there.
It really irritated me the way they gave favoritism when the acceptance speeches were given. It seems just a little suspicious that the orchestra started almost immediately after Anne managed to put in her fairytale tagline.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 11:26am.
The Tracy Flick of the Oscars is one insecure little twat.
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Truer words have never been spoken. Her speech was vomit inducing. The heavy breathing, "it came true!" You know she practiced that shit with different intonations for months. And that dress was ugly. The darts, those damn darts! Her boobs looked jiggly and loose when she walked onstage.
I really hated Anne's Prada dress .....those darts were in the wrong place and the whole thing was a fucken wreck.
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Also, there simply aren't that many women directors/cinematographers/editors, etc. to justify splitting the awards up between male and female. Kathryn Bigelow, Nora Ephron, Catherine Hardwicke, Mira Nair, and Sofia Coppola come to mind....but I am embarrassed to say, I can't think of any others. Hopefully there will be more to come.
oh, and Leni Riefenstahl too.
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Submitted by WendyNerd on Mon, 02/25/2013 - 1:10pm.
I have a question---- why are the acting awards gender segregated? I get the "supporting/lead" division, but not the gender one. Why aren't there just "Best Acting in a Lead Role" and "Best Acting in a Supporting Role" with nominees of both genders? There aren't "Best Male Director" and "Best Female Director", "Best Male Cinematographer" and "Best Female Cinematographer" or "Best Male Editor" and "Best Female Editor" categories. So why the gender thing here?
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I actually agree with this, in theory. But then if the awards happened to skew towards one gender and is anything but a 50-50 split, you'd have the other complaining to the high heavens and whining that the Academy Awards are misogynist (or misandrist, but I could see this happening more often with the men getting the awards).
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I have a question---- why are the acting awards gender segregated? I get the "supporting/lead" division, but not the gender one. Why aren't there just "Best Acting in a Lead Role" and "Best Acting in a Supporting Role" with nominees of both genders? There aren't "Best Male Director" and "Best Female Director", "Best Male Cinematographer" and "Best Female Cinematographer" or "Best Male Editor" and "Best Female Editor" categories. So why the gender thing here?
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
OMFG the pretentiousness alone...ugh....
So is her new cause going to be Human Trafficking? I have the feeling she could care less.
I want to take that Oscar and knock her out with it.
"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
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All that time to pick out the perfect acceptance outfit, and you go with a Simplicity pattern?? And the ugliest one you could find? Bleh, at least she'll shut up and go away for awhile.
Submitted by annobanano: "My Grandma would have said that dress needed a nice pin - here ya go Grandma:
http://lapelsofdoom.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/three-happy-cats-brooch....
HAHAHHAHAHA! I love you for that, anno.
I bet she will be even more fun to work with now.
Submitted by joanne: "Why is she kissing an award designed to be shoved in some hole somewhere?"
Foreplay.
I never thought I'd say this, but...I kinda wish Jolie/Pitt were there. It would've taken some of the shine away from Anne if they attended 'cause the media would've lost their shit. " Oh my God, Jen & Jolie in the same place!" "Brad & George!" Hell, throw in some Matt Damon to support his BFF Affleck & it would've been all over for Anne.
Why is she kissing an award designed to be shoved in some hole somewhere?
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It's been quite a while since I saw "Network" but it was supposed to be over the top wasn't it? I still sort of remember my favorite part where the black militants have the show that they think is getting pulled down in the ratings by Peter Finch and they are screaming "He's poison! Poison! My black ass is getting killed by Little House on the Prairie!!" and then one shoots off a gun.
What Zorba said. ' ...hysterical, narcissistic cunt fumes...' is right.
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