Brit Brit Got A Brown Weave Put In
Brit Brit showed up to Elton John’s Oscar viewing party at the Pacific Design Center in West Hollywood last night and let’s use math to decide whether or not she looks good or looks like a haggard mess.
The hair: The animal was that was scalped to make Brit Brit’s weave is the same animal that was scalped to make John Travolta’s wig. It looks clean, freshly combed and dingle-free, so it’s an upgrade! Although, she probably ate most of her weave after some dumb bitch at the party just had to tell her that her hair color reminded them of a delicious iced macchiato.
Score: + 25
The dress: Brit Brit usually wears elegant clothes that look like they came from a Contempo Casuals fire sale, but this dress doesn’t. It looks like it came from a Cache outlet.
Score: – 25
The self tanner: The color of that shade is “watered down Easy Mac” and nothing makes me sadder than realizing that I put way too much water in a bowl of Easy Mac.
Score: – 10
The make-up: That Wet ‘n Wild lip liner tells me that Brit Brit obviously gets inspiration from beauty icon Spaz de la Huerta.
Score: +5,000!
And when I tally it all up, I get my answer: Brit Brit looks good! (The lip liner saved her.)
