Open Oscars Post: Hosted By The Demure Flower That Is Brandi Glanville
I'm hoping you have already put your TV in the bathroom and filled your tub with the sweet nectar of choice, because it's going to be a loooooooong night. Just get into that tub and drink until this mess is over. Deadline says that it could go way over and hit the 4 hour mark. If Anne Hathaway wins (which she will), the show is going to last a few days, because she's never going to leave the stage. They can turn the dogs on drop an anvil on her head, but she's not going anywhere. She's going to tie two 20 ton weights to her ankles and not move. Her speech is going to last longer than the movie she was in.
Anyway, this is your open post for the Oscars and I'm going to dip in every now and again to dribble out my drunken thoughts. I was going to say that we should come up with a drinking game, but we should probably just drink continuously, because that's the only way we'll be able to deal with Anne Hathaway's speech.
And here's my already best dressed of the night Brandi Glanville. Brandi is there as ABC's fashion correspondent, which totally makes sense. Because a demure flower who wears a dress that crushes her plastic vein balls IS a fashion authority.
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Any tweets from our favorite ethics professor on JLaw's win?
Standing O for Jennifer!
Note, no standing O or any kind of happy reaction was given to annoying Anne ... BURN..lol
add me to the list that would tear. that. french. boy. UP. ☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆
What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Submitted by AreYouSeriousRi... on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:36pm.
Was that Hugh Jackman who tried to save her??
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That's what I thought, too.
Oh FUCK.
Score 837,462,486,375 for the illuminati. Why they pushin this bitch.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:36pm.
JLaw's stock just went way up for the remainder of the Hunger Games franchise.
Cha-CHING.
Yup. Can you say strategic voting on the part of the Academy?
jennifer lawrence gave the best juvenile speech. wow. how old is she, 14 I'd bet.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:32pm.
I like this French dude - I would.
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here she goes again.
Meryl Streep will win another Oscar for pulling a wedgie out of her butt.
Madame Prime Minister!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm still drooling over the French guy! Jennifer Lawrence seems very sweet. I hope she doesn't turn into a horrible person with fame.
I really think Jessica should have won this but congrats to Jennifer lawrence. She's got a long career ahead of her. Only 22! wow
Hahahaha. Awww poor JLaw. That's so embarrassing.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
I like her - nice speech.
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Aaah she tripped going up there! I like Jennifer Lawrence, she seems actually humble.
WOah wtf JLaw's performance was so uneven in Silver Linings... The Academy is Bullshit
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
WANT the dress...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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>:- (
Mr. Mercury ♥
Did she thank David O?
JLaw's stock just went way up for the remainder of the Hunger Games franchise.
Cha-CHING.
Oh shit a fall. Jlaw won me over. She is adorable!
Was that Hugh Jackman who tried to save her??
Wow! Didn't expect Jennifer Lawrence to win! I loved how some tech helped her up!
Jean DuJardin, oh, monsieur, oui oui!
I was hoping Miss Jane Hathaway was going to be the one who would fall, not JLaw.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Jessica Chastain tripped that bitch with her eyes.
YES! Eat it White Oprah.
Sweet Jesus. Wear a dress that you can walk in.
poor thing! Maybe this will be what sends lohan into the eventual od?
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
Poor thing!
Oh no!
Did more people stand up for JLaw then AnnE?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I like Jennifer Lawrence, but I thought she was so miscast in that role. I dunno, she was good but she was too young for that character.
careful and congrats JLaw! very gallant mr. wolverine!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
KATNISS WINS ~ BLOHAN (hopefully soon) O.D.s!!
OMG did that fall really happen?!!!! But good for her, she didn't seem fazed by it.
Omagaw she fell lols!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
Kandykane: Would Forever 21 really knock off a Windsor original?
OMG SHE FELL!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
fuck yes, an upset and a stairs crash
And there's the most GIF-able moment of the night.
Holy shit!!!!!
JLAW won and she fucking fell!!!!
Wow, JLaw fell! OMG!
She fell!!!
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
No waaaay.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Geez louise. Is there a single moment in Amour that isn't depressing as shit?
Submitted by parkerj on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:33pm.
To this day, Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain is one of the most moving movies I've ever seen.
WORD + AGRED
Anyone but Jennifer fuckin Lawrence ...
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:32pm.
I like this French dude - I would.
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Uh-huh..mmmm
DuJardin- OUI, je le ferais.
Please let it be Emmanuelle Riva. PLEEEEASE.