Open Oscars Post: Hosted By The Demure Flower That Is Brandi Glanville
I'm hoping you have already put your TV in the bathroom and filled your tub with the sweet nectar of choice, because it's going to be a loooooooong night. Just get into that tub and drink until this mess is over. Deadline says that it could go way over and hit the 4 hour mark. If Anne Hathaway wins (which she will), the show is going to last a few days, because she's never going to leave the stage. They can turn the dogs on drop an anvil on her head, but she's not going anywhere. She's going to tie two 20 ton weights to her ankles and not move. Her speech is going to last longer than the movie she was in.
Anyway, this is your open post for the Oscars and I'm going to dip in every now and again to dribble out my drunken thoughts. I was going to say that we should come up with a drinking game, but we should probably just drink continuously, because that's the only way we'll be able to deal with Anne Hathaway's speech.
And here's my already best dressed of the night Brandi Glanville. Brandi is there as ABC's fashion correspondent, which totally makes sense. Because a demure flower who wears a dress that crushes her plastic vein balls IS a fashion authority.
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Always love DDL. Gracious, handsome, talented, and let us not forget, looked awesome shirtless in Last of the Mohicans.
DDL is a bit cray cray.
Bossy, some of us were joking b/c in Crackie's drug addled mind, SHE should have the Oscars, SHE should have the career JLaw has. Her winning what should (eyeroll) be the Kraken's could send her over the edge and have her OD.
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What was Pimp Mama Kris going to say? That Daniel Craig worked to get the career he has while the Kardashians' fame was handed to them on a glove that didn't fit?--MK
I love JLaw and even though it gets me called a loon (side-eye) I think she is so pretty. Don't care for the dress...
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Submitted by Pinkismyblack on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:38pm.
Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:36pm.
I like Jennifer Lawrence, but I thought she was so miscast in that role. I dunno, she was good but she was too young for that character.
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Agree completely.
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*fistbump*
I love Daniel Day Lewis
I <3 Huge Ackman.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Bradley Cooper was right there, why didn't he help JLaw? What a douche.
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Submitted by miz cynical on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:39pm.
Cocoebert - I think I read somewhere that Anne Hathaway or someone closer to BCooper's age was originally cast in that role but had scheduling conflicts & couldn't take the part.
Oh lord. Can you imagine if she won for both categories?
DDL has a big old lipstick stain on his face. Haha.
I'm pissed there hasn't been one Angelina leg this show. The only fun so far was that incredibly annoying pixie Kristin Chenoweth. And she was pre-show.
I bet J.Law winning irks the hell out of Hathaway.
Meh...Lincoln was boring. Liked the Thatcher joke, tho.
Bossy, Lindsay believes they have a "feud" going because Lindsay tweeted how Jennifer Lawrence was disrespectful to Meryl when she won the Golden Globe.
She said, "I beat Meryl!" which is a quote from The First Wives' Club.
What's up with DDL wife with the crazy eyes and clutching him hand and not letting go, what a needy bitch!
Haaaaaaa!!!!
Miz, Anne was cast in JLaw's Silver Linings role first. No joke.
DDL - Yes, I would. So hot, for an older gent.
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:40pm.
I LOVE that Jackman ran to help J Law....and I love that she fell. Awesome moment.
He did? Awwww. Love him.
Yay DDL!!! Predictable but well deserved!
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
so DDL works every other year right? the rest of them have a chance next year right?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Damn double post.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
DDL won, who saw that coming? Oh wait...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
DDL's third Oscar! Standing O!!!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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hollywood royalty right there
I don't hate DDD, but I wish someone else had won.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Hugh Jackman teaches the other bitches how to be a class act. He ran to help J Law, and he didn't have the rage eyes when he lost.
Damn, like pulling off a bandaid Meryl.
I really wanted Jackman to win.
I LOVE that Jackman ran to help J Law....and I love that she fell. Awesome moment.
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I've had to work much harder than this
For something I want don't try to resist me
DDL!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, right on. hahaha
Joaquin looks like he's chewing some goood tobackey.
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Cocoebert - I think I read somewhere that Anne Hathaway or someone closer to BCooper's age was originally cast in that role but had scheduling conflicts & couldn't take the part.
Please! What movie was that last score from before they cut to the commercial?!
I like how she said, "You're just standing for me because you feel sorry for me that I fell, and that's really nice."
I wish Hugh would get rid of that damned goatee. Yuck.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Yes Hugh tried to help!! Hope he wins.
I can't hate on Jennifer Lawrence. I'm okay with her winning, although it would have been nice to see the old French lady win.
hugh should win just for his attempted save of JLaw
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Jackman looks like my uncle when he was dying of liver cancer.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
<"Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:37pm.
Meryl Streep will win another Oscar for pulling a wedgie out of her butt.">
I was hoping I imagined that.
Mystique stage dived and Wolverine came into the rescue! MAKE MINE MARVEL!!
Hugh Jackman is THE MAN.
What a gentleman.
Wait, what are you guys talking about Lindsay Lohan, did I miss something?
Meryle is the embodiment of class.
Submitted by Michael K on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:36pm.
Jessica Chastain tripped that bitch with her eyes.
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Ha ha - on point as usual MK.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:32pm.
I like this French dude - I would.
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Does he not look like a young Sean Connery? He did two spoofs of 007 movies, funny like Peter Sellars films. He looked dead on like Sean.
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JennLaw won? Wow, congrats to her. Poor girl. But AnnE was supposed to trip not her! shit shit shit.
Streep looks amazing.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:36pm.
I like Jennifer Lawrence, but I thought she was so miscast in that role. I dunno, she was good but she was too young for that character.
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i think the gif of meryl pulling her dress outta her ass might be post worthy too, MK
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12