Open Oscars Post: Hosted By The Demure Flower That Is Brandi Glanville
I'm hoping you have already put your TV in the bathroom and filled your tub with the sweet nectar of choice, because it's going to be a loooooooong night. Just get into that tub and drink until this mess is over. Deadline says that it could go way over and hit the 4 hour mark. If Anne Hathaway wins (which she will), the show is going to last a few days, because she's never going to leave the stage. They can turn the dogs on drop an anvil on her head, but she's not going anywhere. She's going to tie two 20 ton weights to her ankles and not move. Her speech is going to last longer than the movie she was in.
Anyway, this is your open post for the Oscars and I'm going to dip in every now and again to dribble out my drunken thoughts. I was going to say that we should come up with a drinking game, but we should probably just drink continuously, because that's the only way we'll be able to deal with Anne Hathaway's speech.
And here's my already best dressed of the night Brandi Glanville. Brandi is there as ABC's fashion correspondent, which totally makes sense. Because a demure flower who wears a dress that crushes her plastic vein balls IS a fashion authority.
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Pretty dress on Michelle. Haven't seen Argo, but congrats to Ben, Clooney and team.
Buenas noches Lachay!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Argo? It was good, but I don't know about Best Picture good. Not epic. Just solid.
good night everyone! MK, thanks for being a wonderful host as always
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Wow. Didn't anticipate Argo as the winner!
That's nice - Argo was a good movie.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Woo called the last three!
Argo!!,
Not shocked, super predictable.
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Submitted by Aerialgreen on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:39pm.
Mystique stage dived and Wolverine came into the rescue! MAKE MINE MARVEL!!
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LMAO!!! You geek!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:45pm.
I'm out y'all. Buenas noches!!! *said in deep accent*
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Ok, que duermas bien honey!!!
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Michelle's skin is flawless, holy coca and shea butter. Seriously, though this aint doing anything to curb the criticism that Barack is too entwined with Hollywood.
Politicizing the Oscars like that is a bad precedent.
What was the point of that intro by Michelle Obama? I thought they were on a time limit...
The producers of this show got everyone... First barbara and now Michelle obama?
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
Don't like FLOTUS bangs. Too heavy. the White House intro could mean that Argo, Zero Dark Thirty or Lincoln may have won best Picture
I'm not sure what the First Lady just said, but she looked great.
FLOTUS is the only sober person in this whole bunch. I think the orgy at Jack's already started b/c he seems a bit shaky.
MO's teeth scare me.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Alright let's wrap it up!
Bye bye LaChaylo!
Have a good night ;)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Michelle O - seriously?
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH
AAAAARGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
NOW I HATE M.O.
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
Last of the Mohicans ..... great movie.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:44pm.
Uh oh, the trolls will be coming out...
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It's like Michelle's bangs are the Batman signal.
Michelle Obama, my husband likes you and admires you a lot but even he can't stand your bangs.
I'm out y'all. Buenas noches!!! *said in deep accent*
Woah. Love Michelle's gown.
HATE THE BANGS
Michelle Obama...really???
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Michelle O lookd FABULOUS!
Michelle Obama has chola bangs.
Aw, shit, Cue the loons.
Jack looks like a bloated Orville Redenbacher.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:41pm.
I bet J.Law winning irks the hell out of Hathaway.
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Of course it irks her, NO ONE stood up for her.
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"If I can't be my own, i'd feel better dead"- Nutshell
Uh oh, the trolls will be coming out...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
MK - thanks! I thought that I had heard that somewhere. I think she was busy being Catwoman at the time.
Submitted by Mayo on Sun, 02/24/2013 - 11:42pm.
Bradley Cooper was right there, why didn't he help JLaw? What a douche.
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Because he only helps pretty twinks up! ;)
Nicholson looks like fat Brando
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
@LaChaylo, thanks for filling me in. I actually did know that but forgot about it. Oh Lindsay, so irrelevant.
Who the hell tailored his suit?
Looks like Jack hit the bar HARD!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
oh my gawd Jack Nicholson
Let's bring out the best picture and END this shit.
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"You wait. They gonna get everybody on twitter, facebook, doing everythin' online and then they gonna pull the PLUG and we all gonna be FUCKED!"
Although DDL is an incredible actor, and this is well deserved, I would have loved for Hugh Jackman to win. That man is pure gold.
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I've had to work much harder than this
For something I want don't try to resist me
Cochina, I missed the Thatcher joke...I was still reeling over the butt pick.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I've never seen her in anything, but yay Jennifer Lawrence! She looks cute and seems sweet.
Just got home from work and had to go through the comments to find out Anne won-Lotsa pissed off Dlisters. IDC, I like her but the comments are hilarious!
Good for DDL. Anyone else think he's starting to resemble Montgomery Clift as an older man (in a good way)?
I freakin' love Meryl, that's all...
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"More cunnilingus has been performed to Baker Street than any other song in history." (some anonymous online mope)
Did you see how DDL's wife looked at him when he was announced? It was indescribable.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
DDL is such a dork. Nice speech though.
I wonder if his clueless kids are watching TV: "Oh my God! Daddy's on!"
Love DDL's speech.