Open Oscars Post: Hosted By The Demure Flower That Is Brandi Glanville

February 24, 2013 / Posted by:

I’m hoping you have already put your TV in the bathroom and filled your tub with the sweet nectar of choice, because it’s going to be a loooooooong night. Just get into that tub and drink until this mess is over. Deadline says that it could go way over and hit the 4 hour mark. If Anne Hathaway wins (which she will), the show is going to last a few days, because she’s never going to leave the stage. They can turn the dogs on drop an anvil on her head, but she’s not going anywhere. She’s going to tie two 20 ton weights to her ankles and not move. Her speech is going to last longer than the movie she was in.

Anyway, this is your open post for the Oscars and I’m going to dip in every now and again to dribble out my drunken thoughts. I was going to say that we should come up with a drinking game, but we should probably just drink continuously, because that’s the only way we’ll be able to deal with Anne Hathaway’s speech.

And here’s my already best dressed of the night Brandi Glanville. Brandi is there as ABC’s fashion correspondent, which totally makes sense. Because a demure flower who wears a dress that crushes her plastic vein balls IS a fashion authority.

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