Hot Slut of The Day!
Robert Opel, the mustached streaker whose hippie dick bush stole the show at the Oscars in 1974!
Usually, one of the only rules I follow when picking a HSOTD is that if they’re human, they have to be alive, but I’m breaking that rule again to pay homage to an Oscar legend on this Oscar Sunday. During the 1974 Oscars, the show’s co-host David Niven was about to introduce presenter Elizabeth Taylor when a nekkid ass nekkid Robert Opel ran behind him and gave millions of people two eyefuls of his swinging peen and luscious crotch bush. Robert Opel showed the Oscar trophy that it isn’t the only one who can be fully naked on stage. David Niven didn’t miss one beat and after he got a quick look at Robert’s scene-stealing fun parts, he said to the audience, “Well, ladies and gentlemen, that was almost bound to happen… But isn’t it fascinating to think that probably the only laugh that man will ever get in his life is by stripping off and showing his shortcomings?”
Robert Opel claimed that he got backstage by pretending to be a journalist. Others think that the producers of the Oscars were regular STUNT QUEENS, because some evidence shows that the whole thing was planned. The show’s business manager claims that during rehearsals, David Niven came up with the now famous line and wrote it down on a piece of paper.
After Robert flashed a piece sign and his extra furry piece, he became a semi-celebrity. Famous people hired his ass (and peen) to make an appearance at their parties. Robert would streak at parties for a check. Robert used some of his streaking money to open up a gay male art studio in San Francisco in the late 1970s called Fey-Way-Studios. Two robbers killed Robert in 1979 while trying to rob his studio.
Robert is gone, but the memory of his Oscar night nalgas show lives on forever! And I hope the producers keep Robert’s legacy alive tonight. Tonight’s shit show might be over 4 hours long, so I hope those bitches make it worth our while by giving us a streak show or ten (starring Ryan Gosling, B. Coop, Hugh JackMeOff, Jamie Foxx, etc…).