Harvey Price Is Going To Be A Brother Again!

February 24, 2013 / Posted by:

Katie Price announced today that soon she’ll birth out the luckiest human alive who gets to call England’s national treasure and earth angel Harvey Price its brother, because she’s knocked up with her fourth OK! Magazine cover baby. When Katie Price married part-time stripper Kieran Hayler in the Bahamas last month, we all heard the sound of a shotgun going off and figured it was just the sanctity of marriage putting a bullet in its head. But nope, that shotgun went off, because Katie Price had a fetus in her womb when she said “I do” to her future ex-husband. Katie told The Sun today that she and Kieran weren’t planning to have a baby together, but sometimes it happens when you and your piece bump crotches bareback-style.

“It’s come as a shock. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous because I’ve experienced miscarriages in the past. But we’re all over the moon. The baby wasn’t part of our plan at this stage but anyone who knows me knows I’m not one for sticking to rules and plans.

I haven’t actually been sick yet but I’m already starting to feel it. I’m having to lie down a fair bit because my stomach feels like a washing machine.”

This will be Kieran’s first kid (that he knows of) and Katie’s fourth. She has two kids, Junior and Princess Tiamamaimaiamiamaimaia, with Peter Andre and she claims that she made Harvey Price with Dwight Yorke, but I’m pretty sure she got pregnant with Harvey via immaculate conception. I read that in the Bible somewhere.

I’m going to choose to ignore that horrific OTM violation and instead congratulate the newest Price. Yes, the newest Price will have a father who will wax its chest and give it a Brazilian when it’s 9 months and yes, one of the first things it will smell will be the rancid cat piss scent of his mother’s self tanner, but it will have Harvey Price as a brother. And that’s the greatest gift of all.

Here’s Katie trying to hide her bump while going to dinner with her stripper husband on VD.

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