Taylor Lautner And Patrick Schwarzenegger Left A Party Together…

February 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Isn’t that how most twink porn fanfictions start….

Two members of the Exes of Taylor Swift Club left a pre-Oscar party in Brentwood last night and I’m sure they were just going somewhere quiet to spill the tea about Taylor Swift into each other’s ears. Taylor Lautner, who’s looking buffer than Madonna’s clit, showed up to the party by himself and afterward, his friend Patrick Schwarzenegger jumped into his Fisker and the two drove off. I am really disappointed in myself for not typing “Fister” instead of “Fisker.” My talent at making typos has failed me.

And to answer the question in your head, I think they flip flop.

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