The “Over The Moon” Watch: Kim And Kanye Are Having A Girl

That sound you’re hearing in you right ear is Pimp Mama Kris screaming with joy over getting a new one to pimp out on the stroll and that sound you’re hearing in your left ear is Kim’s fetus wailing at thought of inheriting all of the shitty sausage casings her mother calls clothes. Because UsWeekly says that Kanye Kardashian and Kim Kardashian found out that she’s having a girl. The news that Kim and Kanye are procreating together is bad enough, but UsWeekly’s source had to make it worse by dropping an OTM violation on our eyes. The source just had to say that these two are over Kim’s ass about having a baby girl to pimp out:

“They’re over the moon!” a source close to the first-time parents-to-be tells Us. “Kanye always wanted a girl.”

The couple’s daughter, due in July, will no doubt be very well dressed. “If anyone knows Kanye, they just know how into fashion he is, and I think he’s going to have things specially made,” Kim said of the rapper and fashion designer on Jimmy Kimmel Live in January. “So I don’t think hand-me-downs are going to work.”
“He is so excited,” she gushed. “It’s really cute how excited he is.”

That tortured child is already going to have to deal with being named Krisonda (Kris + Donda) Kardashian and she’ll also to have to deal with all the jacked up clothes that Kanye is going to throw on her body. I hope Baby Krisonda likes wearing leather onesies, ostrich feather ponchos, python skin caftans, suede diapers and dresses so tight that she’ll have to learn how to burp through her butt.

Here’s the future Mother of the Year burning eyes with her knocked up kamel toe while leaving the gym yesterday.