Friday, February 22nd 2013

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Posted by: Michael K


Thamar's picture

H A H A H A H A

srsly

ha ha ha ha ha !

que cochina's picture

Sweetas, since you brought it up, it's YOU, ain't it?! You are Kum's maternity wear consultant, right! Good job!

Foxxy - I can't believe everything she wears is Mugler. This shit looks cheap, unless Mugler has an outlet for Cirque du Gras. I am hearing MK's string of HaHa in the Nelson voice!

Bossy's picture

I wish there were someone next to her to compare her proportions because here she looks super wide but I can't be sure how wide without someone next to her. How much should I laugh? THAT is the question.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by annobanano: "So where's the alleged baby bump?"

Right? I haven't seen it yet.

I think she just hasn't "popped" yet. We're in for a real treat when THAT happens!

*rubs hands together gleefully*

parkerj's picture

Does pregnancy make you go blind?

How could she not see that she looks like a busted up upholstered chair with that outfit.

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Cara's picture

LOL

snuffy's picture

She really does NOT look pregnant... Only pregnant in the thighs :/

vsminimoose's picture

BEST POST EVER.

Those shots from behind are hysterical.

Gardening Girl's picture

If Jabba IS pregnant, then its a food baby.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

bambam's picture

Dayummm. Somebody who knows her has got to be reading the blogs. This tacky bitch has the worst taste in clothes and is just as narcissistic as ever, eyes zeroed right in on the camera.

Put on a gotdamned dress and wear some flats for the love of god. Let some ordinary person pick your outfits. Geezus.

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parissucksliterally's picture

She looks fucking hilarious!!

OMG, Kanye hates her. The way she dresses every day is proof.

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture
Haribo's picture

Damn...hahahahahahah! And she's even paying someone for making her look ridiculous.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

LargeMarge's picture

Bitch is going to give birth to a sardine the way she stuffs herself into these clothes.

Somebody please tell her pregnant ladies wear loose fitting tops.

SANS FARDS's picture

Why the fuck....

just....WHY?

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Gardening Girl's picture

How can Kayne think dating this cooz be a good PR move? Real celebrities shun her and A list events do not invite her? Is it the trailer park appeal?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Sweetas's picture

Hekki lol, whoever it is I bow low and kiss their ring. I might even, you know, while I'm down there.

annobanano's picture

So where's the alleged baby bump?

Hekki's picture

I canNOT stop laughing at this outfit.

What the actual FUCK is that? And the rear view, with that giant loaf Depends dumper of hers.

*still laughing*

Pygar2000's picture

I think Paris is paying whomever dresses her! We still have 5 months to go--this is like opening an advent calendar every day!

Ellie May's picture

Thanks for that little ego booster. I'm off to buy a thong bikini now....

holy shit, this fat cow isnt pregnant, she's just stupid. And comedy gold is right.

This bitch is such a joke, almost embarrassed for her.

Dirk Diggler's picture

Poor baby is choking!

Honey_Rider's picture

Bless her heart...

Ophelias evil twin's picture

::susan powter screechy voice:: STOP THE INSANITY!!!!

can't wait to see this whale in her peplum bathing suit. she prolly got someone to sew peplum on every fucking piece of clothing that she owns furrfucksake!

El Bastardo's picture

BLERGH, ARGGGHHHH, PUUUUKE....still would :(

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

What a fucking toad. To me she's always been this wide. I don't see that she is any widER, but she is and has always been wide as fuck.

Sweetas's picture

Miss Jane, I totally agree. I thought the quadruple overstuffed oreo outfit was bad, but THIS! From the too tight too short shirt to the hotel curtain with valance pants, just AHAHAAHAHAHHAAA

citizenstrange's picture

That picture is the very definition of 20 pounds of shit in a 10 pound sack.

I say we should have a silent prayer for those poor innocent pants, the cruelty
That poor fetus coming out with a square head

mongoose's picture

LMAO WTF!

Gardening Girl's picture

IV, I think kitty is trying to tell us something.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

strawberry_feather's picture

L is for LARDassian

Barb Dwyer's picture

Kanye-Do you have a mission to destroy whatever little appeal this woman ever had so you can then send her into complete madness and get custody of the baby? Yeah, good idea. Should not take very long. Then you can take Little Kanye and start your own little gayfish ensemble.

Foxxy Brown's picture

somebody at Mugler hates her. hates her a lot.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

It doesnt help that her lips (the ones on her face) are damn huge too.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Sweetas: "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Okay fess up!! Which one of you bitches is her stylist?? It HAS to be a Dlister."

It's not me. I'm not that brilliant.

anonymouscrazycatlover's picture

Why can't someone introduce this fat cow to the maternity section of Target? Or better yet tentware by Omar

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash

ImpertinentVixen's picture

66666666666666666666666666 <----- My kittie typed that while trying to get at my PB&J.

Viva la PEP LUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vern's picture

Peplum my ass!!! Snake is shedding its own skin to escape.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

lalamaria's picture

Well that's the fugliest thing ever. The clothes too

Gardening Girl's picture

Ok, now here's proof that who ever is dressing her is just fucking with her...that little ruffle on those pants that exacerbate her huge thighs, only show that bish has no waist. The turtle neck just makes whatever neck she had disappear...god the back view!!! Haaaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

There you proof human urinal has no friends, money does no equal happiness

miz cynical's picture

Oh, dear God.

El Bastardo's picture

Dang Honey!

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Terri's picture

Give her a few months and all the botox, filler, lash extension meds will have worn out. Awful face AND bad clothing.

Meatblocks's picture

who stole the funeral parlor lampshades?

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY

sweet jeebus who picks out the clothes for this cow. she looks like a clown. hahahhahahaha hahahah ahhahahahhahahahahahhhahahahha

ChiChiMarie's picture

and I thought this pregnancy was a bad thing. It's comedy gold.

annobanano's picture

Jeebus, they look like pants from Gymboree