Friday, February 22nd 2013

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Posted by: Michael K


SANS FARDS's picture

LOL at the Daily Mail pics. Too hilarious.

Why does this style of pants even exist? Who WEARS these monstrosities? They flatter NO ONE.

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watch me boogie's picture

I love you, MK. So much.

chlyn's picture

Even Huffington Post is having at this photo. (Late to the party, but still.)

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/22/kim-kardashian-tight-peplum-pan...

Is she wearing Depends? When I was looking at this picture earlier I was on the BART train, and I starting cracking up, people probably thought I was crazy.

tinyhands's picture

YIKES. that is just....tragic.

Oh my goodness

"she turned away, what was she looking at? She was a Sour Girl the day that she met me"
STP No. 4

britmachine's picture

Kim LARDASSian supplying your daily dose of fashion fuckery realness

babybunny's picture

that ass is no longer an ass but a deflating whoopee cushion that or either a diaper whose shit is packed in layers...either way now I will have nightmares..thank you very very much.

Latex Jungle's picture

Kim K is a medical marvel that will be written up in the JAMA--"Woman found to have a rectal uterus when her pregnancy shows in buttocks instead of lower abdomen."

Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.

babybunny's picture

wow....nothing more to say....you took the ha's right outta my mouth...

Latex Jungle's picture

MK, you took the laughs right out of my mouth!

Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.

chlyn's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:19pm.

OMG these pics are even better, wet diaper indeed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2282985/Kim-Kardashian-cont...

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Jesus, hasn't the girl ever heard of a tailor? The ankle zipper is dragging on the ground, and she's got like 5" heels on.

A FAUN. Genius, pure genius.

Sarah Smile

chlyn's picture

Submitted by Pygar2000 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:02pm.

I have a reality show idea for the not too far future--Whatever Happened to Kim K. And Paris H. They end up as roommates behind locked gates. Paris is just ravaged from drugs and alcohol and out of her mind crazy. Kim never lost the baby weight and kept gaining and is now 800 lbs. and can't get out of bed and covered with bed sores. The girls are also hoarders.

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Ohhhh, that's rich! You have quite the creative mind, Pygar2000! Sadly, Kim will never be 800 lbs because she'll keep paying people to suck out the fat. She'll be covered with those liposuction slits, but she'll never be fat. Hey, maybe that can be part of the show - looking for a spot on her body to insert the next vacuum.

snowpiece's picture

OMG these pics are even better, wet diaper indeed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2282985/Kim-Kardashian-cont...

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"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

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snowpiece's picture

LOL the Daily Mail calls this look "A FRIGHT IN FRILLS"! AHAHHAHA

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

No_Stop_Dont's picture

Wow! She's gaining like a whale! Is this what her pregnant fashions stylist picked out? This python takeout look is not working.

idiots drive me loco's picture

Her stylist must be a performance artist seeing what he can get the urinal to wear.

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M.E.'s picture

For someone who's supposedly working out everyday with Traci Anderson (that's her name right?) it's having the reverse effect.

misslainey's picture

What in ruffled bad taste hell does she have on?

idiots drive me loco's picture

why do those pants remind me of this?

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/10/images/051006_pythoneats...

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Submitted by chola loca on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:12pm.

I do not understand what is going on in the general vicinity of her ass. Did she actually shit herself when she saw how ridiculous this outfit looked?
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Submitted by dementa on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:00pm.
Look at the Amber Rose pictures to see what a pregnant lady looks like.

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+1. She looked lovely at the Grammys, and she was about 48 hours from popping. Kanye done knocked up the wrong lady, for real.

Amber and Wiz are like, an actual couple. This poopy diaper fuckery is just another publicity stunt on Kimye's part.

chola loca's picture

I do not understand what is going on in the general vicinity of her ass. Did she actually shit herself when she saw how ridiculous this outfit looked?

She nastii !
How can those thin skinny heels support her weight ?! She's a heifer ! No offense to any cows. Ohe vey !
& what is with all the bunched up plastic on the chairs ? Where the he'll is she anyway looks like a car boot sale & she brought her own big ass boot with her.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Cannot stop laughing at how fast the comments in this thread are being fired at her.

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Submitted by RichBitch on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:55pm.

Haaaaaaaa!

IrishFury's picture

Oh my!

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Pygar2000's picture

I have a reality show idea for the not too far future--Whatever Happened to Kim K. And Paris H. They end up as roommates behind locked gates. Paris is just ravaged from drugs and alcohol and out of her mind crazy. Kim never lost the baby weight and kept gaining and is now 800 lbs. and can't get out of bed and covered with bed sores. The girls are also hoarders.

You see? No belly, just an ass and hips the size of Jabba's.

Look at the Amber Rose pictures to see what a pregnant lady looks like.

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RichBitch's picture

For UK peeps who know what the fuck I'm talking about: "Blobby blobby blobby!"

I don't even understand how a woman with this much money can't find clothes that fit her. Those pants look like they are going to split if she sits down.

Bunny Rabbit's picture

She's officially fat. Oh to be so delusional...

Not_That_Steph_The_Other_Steph's picture

Looks better on her than on me.

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Andraya's picture

Embarrassing!!!!!!! Wtf??

M fucking K lmaoooooooooo I love you... lardashian looks a hot ass mess... I LIVE!!!

QueenOfTrashinII's picture

Ditto, MK, Ditto. (snort)

RichBitch's picture

So, has her stylist been HSOTD yet? I know MK has posted how much he loves whoever it is but they need their Hot Slut status semented. ;) (see what I did there?)

KG's picture

She's so full of herself, she can't see how absolutely ridiculous she looks. This outfit is the worst one yet, I think.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by mschunkyvanderslut on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:17pm.

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Fuck! *dead*
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Glambert's picture

Her stylist clearly hates her and Kim is too fucking stupid to notice.

jelliebean's picture

Ditto! LMFAO. Love the tag about the stylist.

p.s. F.U. Gaycrest
(this should also be on every K post!)

vsminimoose's picture

I agree with what another poster said....

we get to have 5 MORE months of this...it's better than opening up an advent calendar.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

she really looks like a faun. i mean, her legs appear to end in hooves!

and the plastic surgery is just adding to the 'half-human' effect.

i have nothing more articulate to say - that's just fucked up.

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ricockulous's picture

Somebody may have said this already, but... this looks like when you put a baby in the water and their diaper swells up. Not a good look.
Having said that, this post is comedy gold!!!

Aphid's picture

What's she gonna wear next? A pumpkin costume from one of those Spirit stores? Except it'll be in leopard print...

KA's picture

i just cant with this outfit.

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Fuck! *dead*

You couldn't have said it better, MK.

miz cynical's picture

How does she wear high ass heels & still manage to look stumpy? Why is she wearing a midriff turtleneck? Did it start off as a regular length turtleneck and then she put it on & it shrunk up? She even needs to get the sofa upholstery pants tailored!

Doll-Parts's picture

OH HELLLLLL TO THE NAWWWWWW!

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