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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:49pm.

When I was a student I worked at an office one summer which was slighty below street level with big windows. The windows were that mirror like glass that meant people passing by couldn't see in but their image was reflected back to them as clearly as a mirror. Of course we could watch them without being seen*. People would approach our building, see their reflections and start checking themselves out, plucking out wedgies, rearranging their hair, redoing their lippy literally two feet from our faces.

Sometimes someone would check themselves out and then look really shocked and start pulling and tugging at their clothing. When this happened once my coworker said, "Poor girl. She doesn't look at all like she thought she did when she left her house."

This is how I see Kim K. She thinks she looks Amazing. Then she sees this pic.

*Productivity was low.

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Submitted by Brown-EyedGirl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:48pm.

Her head is like Beetlejuice when his head was shrunken.

Pretty soon she'll have to wear an M&M costume.

Submitted by what do i know on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:46pm.

From looking at her I don't, for a second, believe she's pregnant.

Now, I'm wondering if she and everyone in her inner circle, are seriously stupid enough to imitate Be-yawn-ce and try to pull off another fake pregnancy.

Lastly, does anyone know if any of this shit is being filmed for the tv show? Are cameras following her all the time?

Submitted by Kirakat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:44pm.

Oh. My. God.

Submitted by elmo533 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:39pm.

Whoever is dressing her must hate her ass to EPIC degrees. This cannot be a Kanye approved outfit.

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Submitted by frenchflies on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:38pm.

She truly is manufactured, isn't she?

Annoyed.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:36pm.

I've never seen a pregnant uterus migrate to one's hips and arse. Interesting, that.

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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:34pm.

I have never seen a woman be pregnant in every part of her body before. God. First we have to endure her pregnancy, then we'll have to endure all of the newborn pics, then we'll have to endure her weight-loss woes when she tries to lose all that fat.

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Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:31pm.

I guess drawing attention to your worst figure flaw is "in", according to Kim.

in that case, I'll go out tonight with a neon arrow pointing at my fupa that blinks F-U-P-A--FUPA--F-U-P-A--FUPA I'll tell folks it's the newest thing this season when they stare. :D

Submitted by what do i know on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:29pm.

I don't think this kind of coverage and reaction was what she expected.

I don't care who you are. She can't be happy when she looks at these pics and reads the blogs. Yes, Yes, she does read them. Many of them.

I've also noticed the absence of the Pimp.

I really hope the implosion of these Klowns has begun.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:25pm.

And there's not much else to say. Actually, MK summed it up for me at least.

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Submitted by LaChaylo on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:24pm.

No amount of makeup is gonna contour those fuckin hips and ass. And it gives me great joy to see that muffin top on her short torso. Short torsos should not wear high waist pants like that, but thank you to her goddess of a stylist for giving us such a treasure of an outfit. The sylist has to be a Dlister-I'm convinced now.

Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:23pm.

Who is her stylist? I want to kiss them.

Even non knocked up, peplums are horrible for someone with her hips and butt. This is horrible. Put her in pretty empire waist dresses that show off her nice legs but skim her massive ass.

She could be so pretty in a flowy dress. She doesnt need to look like a state fair heffa. Is that an honorable mention ribbon on her hips?

Submitted by Sayonara on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:23pm.

She can really get some cute maternity clothes from the store "A Pea in a Pod".

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Submitted by what do i know on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:22pm.

I can't see Kanye staying with this tub for long.

He's going to wake up one morning, open his eyes and see her there and say That's it, I'm outta here. Write her a cheque for millions so she can take care of the kid and run the fuck away.

Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:21pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:10pm.
We knew she was short but we couldn't believe when we saw her in real life, it was almost comical.

And with all this weight gain ... ugh. She needs to stop existing.
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She really is. I see short people all the time and it doesn't surprise me but she's in the minority of short people. You don't really notice it on her reality shows, you can see she's short but in person she's almost ooompa loompa qualifying.
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a friend of mine is a dancer and was a cheerleader in that movie she was in where she was a cheerleader. She said that with how short she was and her curves, she basically looked like Snooki so she understood how she never took off her heels.

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Submitted by what do i know on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:16pm.

Submitted by janidi on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:11pm.

She's gonna be fucking huge

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And that's after the birth (if there is a birth )

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:15pm.

Submitted by Alexander_Crout...: "She looks like she's wearing an elephant's leg."

Okay. That? LOL!!!!!

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:14pm.

Submitted by DiamondDogs: "She has the flabbiest body I've ever seen. Clearly, she does not workout and only gets photographed in workout clothes to make it seem that she does."

She's the kind of trick who goes to the gym and does 12 minutes on the elliptical because sweat is ICKY, and lifts 3 lb free weights because people SWEAT on the machines (EEEEW! Bodily fluid!).

I bet Tracey Anderson fired her lazy ass. I'd be very interested in being a fly on the wall during one of their sessions. HAHAHAHAHHA!

Submitted by rosehips69 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:14pm.

Peplum? On those hips? She looks like Henrietta Hippo. What makes it worse is she also looks (as usual) like she took 10 hours to get ready. Epic. Fail.

Submitted by Clam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:13pm.

Holy shit Kim going into Mama June territory! Mama Kim!

Submitted by Emeriesan on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:05pm.

I don't think I can add much more to this diamond of a post.

I'm a bit annoyed though, because I own a black turtle neck sweater just like hers and I look EXACTLY the same in it. My boobs make it all stretchy and shiny and see-through in the middle.
Still. Fucking hilarious fashion fail.

Submitted by nicaw on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:01pm.

Does she not have any mirrors in her home? Does she not have any friends?

Friends don't let friends wear mess like this.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:52pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:10pm.
We knew she was short but we couldn't believe when we saw her in real life, it was almost comical.

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:40pm.

She has the flabbiest body I've ever seen. Clearly, she does not workout and only gets photographed in workout clothes to make it seem that she does.
Those pants look like the wallpaper in a whore's bedroom.

Submitted by Alexander_Crout... on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:38pm.

She looks like she's wearing an elephant's leg.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:30pm.

She probably has iron mesh-reinforced spanx on under those pants. Can't you just hear her obsessing in her head over every gained inch/pound?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:27pm.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:10pm.
We knew she was short but we couldn't believe when we saw her in real life, it was almost comical.

And with all this weight gain ... ugh. She needs to stop existing.

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:26pm.

Baby don't got back. She got baby in da back!!

Submitted by CheeryBitch on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:23pm.

WHERE is the baby bump??? She just looks fatter, and definitely not pregnant!

Submitted by City Barbie on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:23pm.

Bitch needs to start wearing maternity clothes.....BACKWARDS until the bump is bigger than her rump!

Submitted by JTROS on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:22pm.

Submitted by Latex Jungle on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:31pm.
Kim K is a medical marvel that will be written up in the JAMA--"Woman found to have a rectal uterus when her pregnancy shows in buttocks instead of lower abdomen."

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Well, that would explain how Kanye managed to get her pregnant (if she is pregnant).

Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:14pm.

My one comment would be "Mooooooooooooo"...

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:13pm.

I have also seen her in person - 3 years ago. Very short, kind of dumpy looking, and no way in HELL that ass fit in size 2 jeans.

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Submitted by The Beaver on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:01pm.
omg.... she's sooooo ahead of the style curve!!!

BWAHAHAHHAA. I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Yeah, yeah, she's pregnant, but I've NEVER been able to buy the line that she's a 4/6.

Have an Dlisters seen her in person before??
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I have...but this was when she was dating Reggie Bush for the 100th time. At that point she was only doing her first reality show with her family.....not all these miami spinoffs and stuff like that. SHE IS SO SHORT. She was on the semi-petite side, not skinny, but NOTHING like she is nowadays...she has no doubt doubled in size.

We saw her in the VIP section of the Gansevoort Hotel rooftop. We knew she was short but we couldn't believe when we saw her in real life, it was almost comical.

Submitted by Dallas on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:08pm.

Does this tunc have any idea how large her ass is normally? That it is not attractive at all? God help us... It is going to be a long 9 months and I am waiting patiently to watch that ass explode!!!

Once she has that baby, Kanye will be gone ....

Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:08pm.

Bring on the kyata and nazuk, I am pregnant ya'll!!!

Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:07pm.

Bring on the kyata and nazuk, I am pregnant ya'll!!!

Submitted by ThreeWolf4Life on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:07pm.

Trick, this is not the look.

TeamWide!

Submitted by carefreea on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:06pm.

OMG, I didn't even look at the other pictures. That's a cropped roll neck??? I wore one about the age of 14/15 but had a super slim stomach and was 5'10". Why would someone a foot shorter EVER wear one? Man alive, she's brainless.

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Submitted by Lucy94 on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:04pm.

Who even makes those ugly clothes? Pretty soon Mama June is going to be thinner than Kimmy Kakes!

Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:08pm.

Wow, just wow. It's her own damn fault though for putting trust into a stylist that's clearly trolling her (and I applaud whoever that stylist is).

I'm short and on the thick side, so it's almost painful to look at. Unlike Kim though, I would have said NO the minute I saw that outfit.

Those pants can't be good for the "baby", that's what elastic is for.

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Submitted by betterthanyomama on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:01pm.

I bet her stylist told her the pants would be slimming because they're black.

She fell for it.

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Submitted by The Beaver on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:01pm.

omg.... she's sooooo ahead of the style curve!!!

BWAHAHAHHAA. I couldn't type that with a straight face.

Yeah, yeah, she's pregnant, but I've NEVER been able to buy the line that she's a 4/6.

Have an Dlisters seen her in person before??

Submitted by She She peritta on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:00pm.

Her face looks weird too.

Submitted by tonta vodka van... on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:57pm.

I had to come out of retirement to comment on this .
SHES GOT 4 MORE MONTHS PLUS!!!!!Shes gonna need a wheelbarrow for that butt when shes at the end of her pregnancy. You will be able to see her from space! HAHA. Jesus, just get with the programme bitch like the rest of us and get some gap leggings and a fucking tunic and some FLAT shoes. Twit.

I'll burn that bridge when I come to it....

Submitted by Dgrin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 5:05pm.

i think her effort to always try and look (her own type of what she considers to be) "classy" makes her instead look like the same old asshole day in - day out,a big fucking (ridiculous) yawn, fashionable is a person that can back up all types of styles and really transform each time they put something new but still really own the clothes they wear and not the other way around..now a pregnant woman i really enjoyed her fashion sense,fashion humor and freshness is Amber Rose..