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If she looks like a weeble wobble at 3-4 months, I cannot even imagine the delights months 5-9 have in store for us.

If she had any redeeming qualities, I would not make fun of her for bring pregnant. But since she doesn't- I am!

She bugs me anyway, but simple ho, you got beat with the ugly stick and then some. Her ass had a head start, but it looks like her hips have caught up.

Some article said she dresses to please kanye--well I don't think she's ever going to be able to dress like a twink and get his full attention.

Well as forest gumps mom said, stupid is as stupid does.

I think this ho is actually pregnant (unlike beYAWNce).

1) KK was getting fat before she was knocked up. It's early in the pregnancy, and at normal weight she wouldn't be showing anyway. With the extra body fat, she's definitely not showing. The baby is going to have a lot of fat to push through before she shows.

2) KK saw how much attention the beyowulf got from people suspecting that pregnancy was fake, so KK is trying to recreate the situation by subtly encouraging people to question this pregnancy. She's covering the belly a lot. She released that photo where she was posing with a billowing bed sheet (or was it a shawl?) partially covering the belly.

However, once the belly starts to show (and the pulling a beyonce thing doesn't pan out) KK is going to want to show off the belly/pregnancy. She's going to sell exclusive photos of her pregnant belly (maybe pulling a Janet Jackson pose with Kanye holding her breasts). She's going to sell exclusives on the sex of the baby. She's going to sell exclusives on the name of the baby. She's going to tweet (or sell) the sonogram. She's going to televise the baby shower (pimped out with endorsements just like her wedding). She's going to televise the birth of the child. She's going to sell the first photos of the kid in the hospital. She's going to televise and sell photos of the nursery. She's going to tweet photos of the gift Kanye gives her after the baby's born. She's going to do interviews about motherhood. She's going to try and arrange photo ops of play-dates between her kid and beyowulf's Blue Ivy. And on and on and on.

BeYAWNce had something to hide. Kim has too much to gain from showing off. Plus, Kim would have too much to loose from faking a pregnancy. If she got caught, it would appear to validate Kris Humphries' claims, and he might try to sue her again. Plus, Kanye might try to sue her. Her career would certainly be over from the backlash. On the other hand, the pregnancy might lead to marriage with Kanye, and Kris Jenner will certainly monetize this baby situation. I see a baby clothing and accessory line featuring this kid, and the other two by Kourtney.

I think Kim's really knocked up.

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Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:23pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 4:19pm.

OMG these pics are even better, wet diaper indeed

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2282985/Kim-Kardashian-cont...

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Oy! In that first picture she looks like some kind of stout female wrestler with that stance.

I'm only a little sad that there aren't any pictures of her from the back, not at an angle. The party's really going to deflate if she gets so self-conscious that she stops ballooning.

Here is a Nine Inch Nails song dedicated to Kim Kartrashian love, Kris Humphries:

hey pig
yeah you
hey pig piggy pig pig pig
all of my fears came true
black and blue and broken bones you left me here I'm all alone
my little piggy needed something new
nothing can stop me now
I don't care anymore
nothing can stop me now
I just don't care
hey pig
nothing's turning out the way I planned
hey pig there's a lot of things I hoped you could help me understand
what am I supposed to do I lost my shit because of you
nothing can stop me now
I don't care anymore
nothing can stop me now
I just don't care
nothing can stop me now
you don't need me anymore

You're welcome.

I'm not ashamed to say I've purchased celebrity-line stuff before, even if I'm not a fan of said celeb. I own a J-Lo dress and Jessica Simpson sunglasses.

OK, I'm a little ashamed.

BUT--I've never, ever seen a single Kartrashian item I would even consider buying for myself or someone else. Their stuff is poorly made, ugly, and completely trashy--like this outfit.

OK, how can she see herself in the mirror and think that looks good?

We can laugh and make fun of her all we want, but I feel that this is another way or her to make more $$. She gets $$ from the paps and maybe magazines that publish them and women who like her and identify with being called "fat" will buy KK shit. It seems like they win no matter what. : (

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My god, it's like a hippo in a tutu.

THE FACE! Burn! loollllloooollllloooollll

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Hot damn, that's a mess! I can't unsee that image.

Is it possible that she's wily famewhore enough to say to herself, "I'm gonna wear the most unflattering outfit I possibly can just to fuck with people and watch them go crazy"?

Nah.

It has to be said: " SEND IN THE CLOWNS!!" Lol big fat circus clown. Her baby is gonna have brain damage from having its circulation cut off. Hell, I'm 3 1/2 mo pregnant myself and I can't even feel comfy at all without wearing yoga pants. I just have to thank her for building up my self esteem cause I've never looked that awful!
This should either be classified as child abuse or she's full of shit about being pregnant. She needs to put down the Krispy Kreams!
Plus, she needs a wide load sign for that ass! But you can prob hear her thunder thighs a block away.

Ps those aren't heels, they're hooves!

Holy big fat ass - this pregnancy is gonna be FUN. Does she have reinforced heels on her shoes - I'm waiting for em to crack under the strain.

In thumb #7 she looks like she's saying, "Can I have some of your potato logs?"

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Submitted by Anonymous Q on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:44pm.

Damn, is this kid growing sideways??

LOL. Needs a burqa-like peplum.

Brilliant! lmfao. more more more!

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Even Hometown Buffet thinks twice about letting her in for the "lunch special".

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I bet she goes "hog wild" at the Cheesecake Factory.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Ms. Peplump needs to check herself.

"Kanye West" translation = "Dress you up in my Fug....all over, all over,....from your head down to your tooooo-o-oh's...."

Kim looks like my Facebook friend who is constantly posting how she did her aily Zumba class yet looks big still 3 years later? I'd be rail thing with all that mutherfreaking Zumba,

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I think she swallowed a pygmy. A FAT pygmy.

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that goes DOUBLE for me MK!

Since she started banging/was impregnated by KW he dresses her like Shyte! HE dresses like Shyte!!! How do some of these people have clothing lines? I looked at the Kardassian line of crap at Sears...and I totally LOL'd in the store!!! That was last year, when it first came out, not the after holiday clearance shyte. I have never bought any of this crap..would use it to wipe my crap though....hahahahah...sorry, TMI.

Happy Friday Night Bitches....!!!!

How can this bitch be in her second trimester and she looks pregnant everywhere else BUT her belly? Is it possible you can gain so much weight you out-fat your baby bump?

This story does not get old, so I sent her picture to an older guy his response "who tha fattie?"
I'm dying
And yes I met her before she blew up (see what I did there) and she was tiny but that was before the butt implants

Looks like she sat too long in the sauna and her body melted.

Bitch hired a stylist to style her for her pregnancy! ahhahahhahah THE STYLIST is sabotaging her on purpose!!! hahahhaha

That bitch needs to stop it, and start accepting the chunk thats coming on!!!

Damn, is this kid growing sideways??

Years ago a co-worker started to look pregnant. She was very slender so it was quite noticeable. But her belly grew daily; it was that fast. Everyone knew she had been having an affair with the SVP (both were married) but I don't think anyone really thought it was his baby. It wasn't - THEY were his BABIES. She had triplets. Can you imagine???? I had left the company by the time she gave birth but I was told all three boys looked exactly like him and not her husband. Too bad he looked like a cross between the Grinch and the Tasmanian Devil. Those triplets are fucked.

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This trick is just trying to steal Jessica Simpson's Weight Watchers gig.

I wish this filthy whore would go away already. Take the rest of that piece of shit family with her.

Isn't she always yammering on about how much she loves her curves? Now she's got plenty more, and bad taste. Trash!

She Stinks!

She looks pregnant the way my co worker did when she was "pregnant". Put on a shit ton of weight really fast. She never got pregnant belly. On a 5'1 110 frame it probably would have shown up at some time.

Everyone kept saying she just had a case of the chubs but the dad didn't believe us. She got busted a month before she was due to give birth, still not sure how he finally pieced it together. Other than the fact it was really fucking obvious. Told the poor guy she had a miscarriage two months before, and was scared to tell him bc he might leave her (it was the result of a one night stand in the first place).

When he tried to quit her, she immediately said she was pregnant AGAIN from the unprotected "pregnancy sex" they were having for two months.

That was fake too. The miscarriage and the second pregnancy.

Long story to say, Kim is totally pulling that trick :D

I think we can all see what happens to chest implants when a ton of weight is gained but I'm curious what will happen to her butt and cheek implants???

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I remember reading somewhere that she was having a hard time accepting the fact she was gaining weight so quickly and that her old clothes didn't fit properly anymore...now we can see this is true.

This post literally made me laugh out loud.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:49pm.
"Poor girl. She doesn't look at all like she thought she did when she left her house."
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ahahha yes like ladies going out for a good time. You know they tried on the dress in heels with excellent posture while holding in their stomach - they look hot. Drunk, sweating, bloated, hunched, carrying shoes by 1 AM and grrrrl that dress is two sizes too small.

Also, peplum is not for girls with curves.

Somewhere in LA,

Jessica Simpson is having a great day thinking the attention towards her weight is finally going to shift towards that dumpty POS

Yes she has put on a bit of the chunk, it happens.
But it is vital that one wears clothing that is at least flattering.
I do not care if this ho is preggers or not and I really am a little surprised at myself that I am actually taking time to post about her.

It is quite possible that this tacky. megalomaniac fame ho is actually enjoying the attention concerning her horrible wardrobe choices.

That fabric on the pants looks like clouded leopard print. Either way, wow... that is the worst outfit ever.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 6:55pm.
@Sayonara

Is it wrong that I read your post as "A Pee in the Pod?"
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HaHaHaHa You are so crazy.

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What a fucking sow.

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She looks like a dreidel that just spun its way through a Fashion Bug closing sale.

Lord Jesus, it's a farrhhhh

@Sayonara

Is it wrong that I read your post as "A Pee in the Pod?"

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Sweet lord, she has outdone Jessica Simpson a few times over and WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED!!! What's hilarious is that these outfits are supposed to be hiding a bump but what they actually do is make her look even more of a mess.

@dementa

Jabba

That was funny as hell.

Good on ya.