Oscar Pistorius Is Free On Bail
Oscar Pistorius is free to shoot up more intruders today after Magistrate Desmond Nair (Side note: Rachel Dratch is right. Every name involved in this case came from the mind of Suzanne Collins.) released him on bail, because the judge doesn't think he's a flight risk. I see what you did there, Magistrate Nair.
After four days of hearing from Oscar's defense and the prosecution, the judge spent two hours today breaking down all of the evidence. Oscar's side of the story is that he thought his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp was a thief hiding out in the water closet so he shot through the door and "accidentally" killed her. My brain burped up a whole lot of question marks when I read Oscar's side of the story. How could he not know that Reeva wasn't in the bed? Why didn't she answer when he shouted at the bathroom door? If Oscar is so paranoid about getting robbed, why did he sleep with the sliding door open and was his security system on at time (I'm guessing not since the sliding door was open)?
Oscar didn't answer the sliding door question, but he did say that it was really dark in the bedroom and he doesn't know why Reeva didn't shout back at him.
The prosecution told the judge that they believe he planned to kill Reeva when she locked herself in the bathroom. Oscar's defense said that they will fight the premeditated murder charge.
The New York Times says that Magistrate Desmond Nair spent nearly 2 hours farting at the mouth about the history of bail and then he said that he doesn't think Oscar is going to get on the next plane to Switzerland, because life as a fugitive with no legs IS HARD! Here's a piece of what he said:
But Magistrate Nair seemed skeptical on Friday about the risk of flight by Mr. Pistorius. “What kind of life would he lead, a person who has to use prostheses, if he has to flee” and found himself “ducking and diving every day” on artificial limbs, the magistrate asked. “His international career would be over in any event.”
“A life not in prison,” Mr. Nel replied, comparing Mr. Pistorius to the WikiLeaks founder, Julian Assange, who has taken refuge in the Ecuadorean Embassy in London, despite his “famous face.”
After going on and on about nothing, Magistrate Nair set bail at 1 million rand ($112,000) and confiscated Oscar's passport. The next hearing is on June 4th.
Also, a detective in the case stepped down (or was thrown off the case) after the media found out that he's facing charges for attempted murder.
Does Oscar own a white Bronco, because we all know how this is going to play out. Oscar will be found not-guilty ("If the legs don't fit, you must acquit!"), then he's going to write a book called "If I Did It" and then his defense lawyer's daughters will star in a reality show. We've all seen this movie before!
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Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:02am.
But I bet those hot dogs and Orange Julius' tasted even better after a long day up your own ass.
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-to each his own!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
He can fight all he wants but defense wise, he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
*applause* MK youre OJ analogy and predictions for the future are on target .... so to speak..
Submitted by Latex Jungle on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:31am.
This is why I am still single.
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You're still single in case you marry a guy with no legs who shoots you to death through a bathroom door?
C'mon girl, take the risk 0 you have at least a 50/50 chance that won't happen!
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Give 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-lah
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance
Though you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romance
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:30am.
no fashion sense, men sense any sense. Meanwhile, black and white cookies everywhere are pissed.
@snowpiece
Was it the "trial of the century" because it was an interracial couple? Aside from being a football player, why else did it get so much notoriety?
ETA: do not search for Oscar Pistorius on Tumblr. It will enrage you. Their rallying cry is "due process" ugh...some posters are even calling him an angel.
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
This is why I am still single. Its as my grandma always said--you never know what a man is really like until you live with him. So many men start out so loving and become abusive once you get serious (move in together, marriage.) I swear, "love" is nothing but abuse nowadays, it seems like.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Just wait til the trial, he doesn't have a leg to stand on!
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:27am.
speaking of Lardassian sorry but I just had to share this pic
She's never had good fashion sense; being pregnant just highlights it.
This guy is going to get off.
This is exactly what I've been saying.
Submitted by bitchSpray on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:26am.
Submitted by Lurker on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:48am.
OT: The murderer's got a really, really nice suit.
yes, and it fits him perfectly. it's probably custom-made
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with legs sewn in
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
speaking of Lardassian sorry but I just had to share this pic
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/kim-kardashian-black-and-white-huge...
OJ Simpson's deal was 1994-1995. Holy shit, I can't believe that was almost 20 years ago. What a damn circus that was. My ex-husband was totally convinced he was innocent and watched the trial NON-STOP. He bought that book and the whole nine yards. Whatta douche (my ex-husband).
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Fucking disgusting.
Submitted by Lurker on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:48am.
OT: The murderer's got a really, really nice suit.
yes, and it fits him perfectly. it's probably custom-made
I hope they confiscated his blades!
kortni it was "the trial of the century" here
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:20am.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:17am.
I think OP is very goodlooking and I'd totally do him if he had proper legs and wasn't a murderer.
See? I don't ask for much out of a man.
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Now I'm curious about Mr. Fury. ;-)
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LOL! In a nutshell - very short dark blonde hair going silver on sides (yum), navy blue eyes, 6'5". Owns own car and legs.
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Dark-sided!
the only thing i know is he's ÜBERHOT
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:17am.
I think OP is very goodlooking and I'd totally do him if he had proper legs and wasn't a murderer.
See? I don't ask for much out of a man.
LOL. There is the small thing about his violent rage, but he probably just needs a good woman's gentle touch.
Ha! Maybe he can go find the real burglar or something. From The Onion:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/burglar-hiding-in-pistorius-bathroom-fi...
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:17am.
I think OP is very goodlooking and I'd totally do him if he had proper legs and wasn't a murderer.
See? I don't ask for much out of a man.
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Now I'm curious about Mr. Fury. ;-)
I think OP is very goodlooking and I'd totally do him if he had proper legs and wasn't a murderer.
See? I don't ask for much out of a man.
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Dark-sided!
*googles OJ Simpson* what kind of g-d name is OJ anyways?
ETA: @tonic I always just assumed the Lardassians just appeared out of nowhere, but now they're tied to infamy! I'm glad we got a snow day, I might spend a while looking up this OJ guy.
@pushy that case happened the year I was born '95. For such a high profile case, it seems like it dragged on...
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
kortni, in addition to all the other stuff OJ is also the reason the Kardashians exist on our TVs.
Submitted by Lurker on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:48am.
OT: The murderer's got a really, really nice suit.
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I hate those monochome ties with big chunky knots,
Kortni, 1997-1998 I believe
Does the judge understand that "fleeing the country" doesn't LITERALLY mean running on foot? People usually take a plane or a car.
And does he understand that people with all sorts of disabilities can travel?
And in any case, Oscar Pistorius is very good at running...
@Pushy
Nope, never heard of that. I knew something was off cause I'm lost in translation. Will look it up. When did this trial happen?
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
Guilty. Go to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200......
Bet he's dating again in two weeks.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:02am.
You are too young to know about the OJ Simpson murder trial. Google up the trial and the chase prior to him being arrested.
("If the legs don't fit, you must acquit!")
Oh my, oh my, oh my......
Comic genius
I don't believe she didn't shout back at him. Sounds like total BS to me.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Premeditated murder charge and bail is even an option?
@Meatblocks
Really? I was just trying to figure out the significance of you plastering the thread with "oj oj oj oj oj oj" seeing as I don't quite understand said reference. But I bet those hot dogs and Orange Julius' tasted even better after a long day up your own ass.
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:55am.
Why do South African courts not care about dead women?
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Because Sucky is not there to represent them!
@ Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:52am.
*going to hell for laughing*
June 4th?! That's my and St Angelina's BD. So I'll remind you MK that this is going on when the celebrations wind down; up off yer knees.
Huh? "Ducking and diving"? I'm pretty sure he's heading for a non-extradition country, not fucking Double Dare. He can sit in a lounge chair having appletinis with Polanski all day.
Why do South African courts hate dead women?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:44am.
@Meatblocks
Orange Juice? What? I iz confused.
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almost. orange julius, i was going for that because reading about a sport-celebrity criminal skating after butchering up a fine blonde fox always reminds me of the orange julius chicago hot dogs w/everything on it at the hanover mall.
god, those were good dogs.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
I don't condone this and was thinking, is he really a flight risk, but one of his friends could stick Oscar's torso in a car trunk quite easily...he's really quite compact.
"Does Oscar own a white Bronco, because we all know how this is going to play out. Oscar will be found not-guilty ("If the legs don't fit, you must acquit!"), then he's going to write a book called "If I Did It" and then his defense lawyer's daughters will star in a reality show. We've all seen this movie before!"
Was that an actual movie? Sounds like something from Lifetime.
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
And then he will go to a house where his sports memorabilia is to take it back but will be found guilty of armed robbery. Reeva's family will sue him in civil court he will be found guilty and ordered to pay millions of dollars which he will never pay. The end
Who (besides himself) doesn't think this guy is a guiltyguiltyguilty, murdering piece of fuck?
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
So do you guys think he's going to try to escape, or fight the charges with very good lawyers?
OT: The murderer's got a really, really nice suit.
I very much doubt he will walk free. After all, he DID admit to shooting his girlfriend. That's irrefutable.
Fucking disgusting! I feel so bad for the victim & her family.
@Meatblocks
Orange Juice? What? I iz confused.
I've been avoiding this and that Mindy suicide story like the plague. Both are POS. I love dogs though, so I have no sympathy for her.
This guy, I don't even know what to say. If this was in America, he'd probably walk like Casey Anthony,but hopefully not.
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...