Open Post: Hosted By A Visual Appetite Suppressant
No, this isn't a picture of a $5 Mufasa ceramic figurine blowing hot air into a used up colostomy bag. In case you couldn't tell from the scent of vinegar, decaying meat, charred plastic and cat piss blowing off your screen, this is The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Adrienne Maloof sticking her tongue in Mario Lopez's mouth at a charity event in L.A. last night. The charity event wasn't to benefit people who suffer from severe chronic constipation and needed a visual laxative to make them explosively barf through their butts. TMZ says Adrienne paid $25,000 to kiss AC Slater and all the money is going to a 20-year-old man named Zeke who recently had heart plant surgery.
Adrienne's toy Sean Stewart, Mario's knocked up wife, Maria Menounos and human dildo Joe Francis all watched as the tattered lioness of Beverly Hills tongue kissed on AC Slater at the Have A Heart Auction in L.A. There wasn't a dry throat in the house. Adrienne wasn't the only one who pulled out her credit card to put her lips on an AC Slater's mouth. A pink-haired lady also sucked on Mario's face and although this hasn't been confirmed, I heard that he paid $75,000 of his own money to make out with a mirror.
The real winner in all of this is Zeke. It wasn't Adrienne, because she kissed on a dude who probably sucks at kissing unless he's kissing his own picture. And it wasn't Mario, because he had to kiss on a trick who looks like a raggedy, tragic and sad lion at an underfunded inner city zoo.
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*FLATLINES* @ "a trick who looks like a raggedy, tragic and sad lion at an underfunded inner city zoo". MK you are a damn FOOL!!!!!
vomit
xoxox
The war isn't working.
This too shall pass....hang in peeps.
HB TR's baby (boy?) - a lucky kid.
can't believe my baby's going to be eighteen tomorrow.
WR, VOB,, Whamo, bambam, and all - a good night to you!
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God don't like ugly.
VOB, Bambam, Boredas, I'm dozing off. Sleep well.
*Kittymuffin, long time no see*
*Bambam, not sure what's open right now, but keep us posted if you find out, lol*
Night all!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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night all
Yeah poppy, it seemed a bit like a tv series and very intense. I'm gonna watch it again.
Veebs I'm sorry to hear you not feeling well. I hope if there's anything we can do to cheer you up you know just to ask. You've got friends here. xoxoxo
G'nite all.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:17am.
Hey veebs, hey poppy.
Watched End of Watch last nite veebs. Excellent movie, heartbreaking.
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I loved that movie so much. I kept thinking about it for days and wishing it was a TV series. It was really brilliant and totally under appreciated. Yes, Liv Tyler is the hotness esp because she seems so non-famewhoreish.
Boredas.. It was a post . Sorry if I offended you. It didn't cross my mind
Of things I wanted to do tonight. Good night.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:18am.
What's the matter hon?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 1:18am.
Poppy.. I'm in tears over everything today. Is your daughter home tomorrow? How are you doing?
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you're so sweet for asking. No I won't see my kids till Tuesday night (my daughter wants the same schedule as my son with his dad, which is Friday night through Tuesday morning - it's complicated. again #winning). What are your tears for?
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:57am.
This whole thing was about to use or not to use protection..
I wasn't trying being even a little catty. I was commenting on the video post.
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What did that have to do with my video? It was in regards to not being sexually manipulated, and it was suppose to be comical because shit was gettin real. I also didn't insinuate anything about myself in regards to my sexual practices(I'm a prude though), so why you deduced that I somehow also was in need of a lecture on sexual safety...seemed off.
I already see where this is going...*rolls eyes and wonders off to play online bingo*
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Poppy.. I'm in tears over everything today. Is your daughter home tomorrow? How are you doing?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Hey veebs, hey poppy.
Watched End of Watch last nite veebs. Excellent movie, heartbreaking. Saw another one called Robot and Frank with Frank Langella. Lovely movie, touching and funny. It had a twist I didn't see coming and I'm pretty good at guessing those. Oh, and Liv Tyler. She's on my list, what a beautiful woman. Simply beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yi81nbmaPsQ
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
I'm getting drunk alone and posting on FB.
#winning
Hey Bamms
http://youtu.be/mWzxMHbhxN4
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
open!
Is this place still open? Mama always said the only thing open this time of night is legs. How are my ladies of loose morals tonight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eA35QhHG3Rk
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Omg lol! Alright, that is the funniest saying that I've heard in a while! Sounds like mama knows what's up lol. I'm going to have to steal that one!
This whole thing was about to use or not to use protection..
I wasn't trying being even a little catty. I was commenting on the video post.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:29pm.
and another...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onVzyoMVjWA
nice own ESE
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:47am.
Bordie.. I didn't think you were... Was just saying:::
Never mind...I'm having a day..
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*side-eyes VOB* I guess we all get a in an weird almost catty mood, but just for personal reference...I still have my V-card.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:41pm.
Hekki, rodents and snakes I can take. I will rescue a spider and put it outside even though it creeps me out. Ladybugs, katydids and praying mantisis (manti?) get a pass because they're harmless and cool and I will also rescue them. Anything else gets the benefit of a rolled-up magazine, a swatter, or a scream for my sons or husband.
That is so me.. I scream at my son to kill the stink bugs on my curtains.
Bordie.. I didn't think you were... Was just saying:::
Never mind...I'm having a day..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:31am.
Bored.. It's never to late or too soon to value your body and health. Not doing anything...not caring enough about yourself or about another person can have heartbreaking results ..go to the Jelliebean and UBF posts. JMO.
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What?????!!! I wasn't referring to myself. Lmao!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bored.. It's never to late or too soon to value your body and health. Not doing anything...not caring enough about yourself or about another person can have heartbreaking results ..go to the Jelliebean and UBF posts. JMO.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by jelliebean on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 12:15am.
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The loss of those wonderful people is heartbreaking. Everyone today, especially kids need to hear that so they realize one still needs to be safe and have protection. That remains is just as important today as ever. ((hugs))
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VOB, keep your eyes dry so you can see all the boys! How's was your Friday? Mine was good but too long.
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Jelliebean.. Thank you for that post.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
So I read some of the message here, and all I can conclude, that this empowering message needs to be spread AGAIN. Someone from the other day (I forgot who) posted this link--->
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqg_ceFM30I&t=5m6s
The whole thing is GOLD! All you bitches who are in need of clarity.. let this bitch school you.
"This man won't even buy you some shrimp from long john silvers, and what that plate what? $2.99? But he can give you a mouth full of sperm and a rectum full of sperm."
BEST.LINE.EVER
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:16pm
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UBF, so true, thank you for saying this.
I had to comment, I was very young, when I went to visit my aunt and cousin in SF during the end of the AIDS crisis there. My cousin David's roommates, a gay man and a straight woman, were both infected, unknowingly by their partners, and were dying. They were both wonderful people I had known, loving and affectionate, larger than life, formerly alive and vibrant, were now ghosts, stick figures, drained of all life and personality, existing to die, living like holocaust victims. It was one of the saddest times of my life and burned into my soul, a year later my cousin and their roommate, David P., died of AIDS. RIP David, Tom and Anna, you were great and gave me so much. :((( I love and miss you ssoooo much..
Withy.. Happy tears... But tears.. Thank you
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:51pm.
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I didn't see all your songs below but thank you for that! We're keeping all these for the celebration party we're throwing for VOB in the warmer months (even though hopefully, you'll be DJ)! Hahaha Hope all's good with you, the llamas and the animal crackers! ღ
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Hey, everybody, just popping in to say hi...I've been in the field all week and I am BEAT. Enjoy your Friday night!
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Hey, everybody, just popping in to say hi...I've been in the field all week and I am BEAT. Enjoy your Friday night!
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
OH ESE..
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:12pm.
*slides back through thread*... hhhmmmm... a "special" one for the batmiester, eh?... lets go off the top of my head, shall we?...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DehrCHlFUTQ
hope it's workable!... *ssmmmoooooccchhh*
see ya, all!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:06pm.
you hold on to the trike for medicinal purposes,(what?... nothing's better than poppin' a wheelie on a tricycle to cure the daily struggles!)but do remember that you never filled out the extra collision insurance paperwork... careful going over ramps!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCaDjpwuh08
off to settle a spitting dispute between llamas... they're frisky, but i hock from the inner self to get the zen loogie... they don't stand a chance!
see ya all when i see ya!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
EH, I think you are good people, but you are a total airhead when it comes to safe sex. Herpes is fucking gross and you don't have to have any symptoms to fucking spread that shit ( along with HIV, clamydia (sp?) and a host of other things. At this point I probably wouldn't even let you use the bathroom at my house out of fear what your careless ass might be carrying . Don't be stupid , girl. Go to a hospital and watch Aids patients die a slow death , maybe that's what you need to see to "get" it....
ESE, if you come back (not likely) please post a special song for Veryoldbatty. She's needed it this week. Please!! We looked for you the other day but you didn't show. There's been a lack of music ever since, you! lol
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Hey ESE:::
I still have the trike...
http://youtu.be/TechHc8GK_Y
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Good evening all ...did I hear music? Dances the Elaine into thread:::::
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
and just one more... because it's good for what ails ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnZdlhUDEJo
happy, happy to ya, dlisted folks!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
and another...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onVzyoMVjWA
don't worry, you don't have to listen to it... i'm just killin' time.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
well, since there is the debate on the benefits/non benefits of Alcoholics Anonymous going on in the upper chats, i'm just going to set up the lawn chair right here, and play some tunes... it seems like the most prudent action for me to take.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nUMi4Mq4Il0
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
What in charity hell grossness is this? They smudged each other's foundation and lipstick, UGH, sick! And what's that slut Francis showing us his ribs for?! White panties? O_o
*Good evening everyone*
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Hekki, rodents and snakes I can take. I will rescue a spider and put it outside even though it creeps me out. Ladybugs, katydids and praying mantisis (manti?) get a pass because they're harmless and cool and I will also rescue them. Anything else gets the benefit of a rolled-up magazine, a swatter, or a scream for my sons or husband.
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Ohh, Dog I didn't see you post that. I started that comment and got busy and then finished and sent it without looking.
Uuhhhcccckkkk! I just can't with bugs.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:02pm.
Whamo: Mr. Hekki likes "Bar Rescue" and the one he watched last night had cockroaches in the liquor bottles. I can't imagine a roach wandering into one, but hey, the alcohol would kill any diseases they were carrying. Still, it was horrifying.
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That's right. I told Whamo it was the show he watches but it's this one. I just read it; I don't watch it. Thanks, Hekki.
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www.charitywater.org
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Whamo: Mr. Hekki likes "Bar Rescue" and the one he watched last night had cockroaches in the liquor bottles. I can't imagine a roach wandering into one, but hey, the alcohol would kill any diseases they were carrying. Still, it was horrifying.