The Look: Sookeh's Black Licorice Dress And Predator Hair

Beeeeeeeeeehl can photobomb all he wants, but he can't take the spotlight away from Soookeh's movie theater snack of a dress and her Sunday afternoon hair. I call it Sunday afternoon hair, because that's what it looks like when you comb leave-in-conditioner in your hair and let it sit in there while you catch up on episodes of Big Rich Texas.

Five months after giving birth to her twin fairy vampire babies, ASkars Jr. and ASkarina, Anna Paquin went to Tom Ford's pre-Oscar party looking like a malnourished lady Predator who just sucked on a big, fat lemon. I just want to use one of Anna's Ginsu knife cheekbones to cut a piece of licorice off her dress. Everybody should take note. Don't bother styling your hair after you get out of the shower and always wear a dress that can double as a midnight snack.

Here's a few pictures of some other hos at last night's party: Tom Ford (looking like the hottest member of a secret non-government agency that polices extraterrestrial aliens.... keep Anna away from him!), ~~Solange Knowles~~ Miss J, Superman with Gina Carano, Allison Williams with her TV mom Rita Wilson, Garcelle Beauvais and Elton John with David Furnish.

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Submitted by OzKat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:52pm.

I normally hate Anna Paquin's red carpet looks, but I kind of like this one. She needs to gain some weight though STAT. She used to have boobs several years ago back when she still ate food.

Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:49pm.

i think vampire bill sucked the life out sookie...she looks starved and miserable...
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Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:47pm.

LMAO @ 'ASkars Jr. and ASkarina'. I like the dress actually on her. The hair, yeh, is terrible. And I don't like the choice of makeup with that hair all pushed back.

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:46pm.

Tom Ford is so immaculately well-groomed. I bet even his nose hair & pubes are in perfect order.

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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:47pm.

I find it hard to believe this woman just gave birth to twins. My cousin did back in August and she's still a whale. She's never getting her body back.
Of course, she doesn't have a steady supply of cocaine or a plastic surgeon on speed dial.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:39pm.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:34pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:13pm.

"blond mother/daughter goth hooker team"

who the what now?
*searches channel guide*

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:38pm.

I like Sookie's shoes, though.

Submitted by urmomma on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:38pm.

I like Anna, always have, but dayuuum! She needs some biscuits n gravy.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:36pm.

Submitted by EdDallas on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:31pm.
RE: Allison Williams
I know she's been showing up to everything and even the opening of envelope, but I've seen her in interviews and she seems really down-to-earth. Despite being brought up in privilege; being the daughter of Brian Williams. I like her! And that's coming from a 46 yo gay man.
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Submitted by annobanano on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:35pm.

@ MJT - God, I loved him on The Tudors. Swoon indeed.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:34pm.

Oh my! She needs cannoli stat!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:34pm.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:13pm.
catch up on episodes of Big Rich Texas.

I haven't watched this season yet.. Is that blond mother/daughter goth hooker team still on it?

Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:33pm.

Everyone looks like crap, except the chick in the yellow dress and the one next to Rita Wilson.

Submitted by elegantlady on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:33pm.

She looks miserable. OMG...my heart goes out to her!

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Submitted by Trixster on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:31pm.

Adderall is a helluva drug.

Submitted by EdDallas on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:32pm.

RE: Allison Williams
I know she's been showing up to everything and even the opening of envelope, but I've seen her in interviews and she seems really down-to-earth. Despite being brought up in privilege; being the daughter of Brian Williams. I like her! And that's coming from a 46 yo gay man.

And Anna Paquin is a fucking cow! Geez! Eat something!

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:26pm.

LMFAO at Miss J = Solange! ahahahahaaaaa

unlike me, however, Solange would NOT be amused. not at all.

that is kinda a holy trinity of ghey right there [Furnish doesn't count]

/as usual, ignoring the plain woman in the ugly dress. the only thing that makes her the second most boring person on that show is that ASkarsgaard is also in that cast

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:24pm.

Yikes. 3rd thummy is scary.

Submitted by suze on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:23pm.

Gawd. MK is 2 for 2 with me today - I do the leave in conditioner on Sunday nights as well : )

Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:23pm.

Tom Ford never fails to bring the hot. Love, love that man

Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:21pm.

Good LAWD @ that entire "look". I like the idea of the dress but it doesn't seem tailored to her. Thankfully Tom Ford's effortless perfection is there as a palate cleanser.

Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:20pm.

What in the sucked up skeletal hell is this?

Submitted by chlyn on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:19pm.

Please stop with the ghost-colored lipstick.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:18pm.

Man, Cavill looks like a much better version of Marc Antony in that pic. You just know his head must hurt from being squeezed between Gina Carano's thighs, I know mine would.

Be bite marks and hickeys up and down her inner thighs, mmm mm MMMH!

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Submitted by ethang on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:17pm.

Tom Ford always looks so sleek and polished.

Submitted by LadyNicholas on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:17pm.

Gina Carano is like a man in drag. Her and Cavill seem so fake together. Her body is a mess. He always looks so pissed to be with her.

Submitted by Juliet Tango on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:16pm.

too skinny

Submitted by Zambonie on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:15pm.

Quick! Someone send her a case of Ensure Plus!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:14pm.

Sookey is so ugly. Blrrrrgh.

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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:14pm.

Her armpit looks vagina-ish. Like one that just got a good pounding and needs a shave...

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:13pm.

I call it Sunday afternoon hair, because that's what it looks like when you comb leave-in-conditioner in your hair and let it sit in there while you catch up on episodes of Big Rich Texas.

MK PLEASE STOP STALKING MY LIFE! ;p

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Submitted by Platynum on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:08pm.

What is wrong with hollywood and its need for women to conform to this size 0 sterotype.Anna looks like a real vampire is sucking the serious life out of her!

Submitted by Thamar on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:02pm.

Sunday afternoon hair...ha

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:02pm.

Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:55pm.

I think it's the hair. He needs to go back to this

http://a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/9a7fd0c93d1993e82b116d98ba...

swooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:00pm.

lookin good MZ J! Miss you bb

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

Submitted by ibnsmother on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:58pm.

Hey Miss J!

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:58pm.

Tom Ford is so fucking hot. And Gina Carano.

Submitted by kortni_thegreat on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:58pm.

I'd like to schedule this girl a free consultation with Invisalign. Dem teefs!
TommyGirl should try Pompadour hair instead of his "lifts".

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 12:56pm.

Fug.