How Could I Forget Adrien Brody?!
My dumbass was way too hypnotized by Anna Paquin's black licorice dress that I completely missed these pictures of the distinguished afghan hound Adrien Brody at the Tom Ford party with his girlfriend Lara Lieto. Lara Lieto's the chick who was caught clit fucking Adrien Brody in the butt on a yacht. Lara Lieto really did win the life lottery. One day she's taking Adrien Brody from the back on a luxurious yacht and the next day she's escorting him to the finest (not really) pre-Oscar parties! I don't think Lara is wearing lipstick and that make-up looks like it's been sitting on her face for 10 days straight, but I can't blame her. You too wouldn't repaint your face if you were busy dry bumping your crotch into Adrien Brody's popped out butt. Adrien doesn't always wear a fancy scarf around his neck for fashion purposes. Adrien wears it, because when he turns it around, Lara can grab onto it and use it as a rein when she rides him from the back. Giddyup!
The other day, my friend and I were talking to each other on IM and he asked me to name all the dudes I'd sell my family on the black market for. After I told him my list included Adrien Brody, Gonzo from Shahs of Sunset and Colin Kaepernick, he pretty much let me know that I'm a kinky nose fucker who probably farts out boogers. He does have a point. It would explain why I've been known to Google the question, "Is it safe to use a plastic gag nose as a dildo?"
Here's more of Adrien Brody looking like Doug with a wig on at the Tom Ford party last night.
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...the purse clashes with the shoes...the shark tooth necklace she picked up at the Surf Shack.... we could go on and on, Whamo, LOL
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:54pm.
guys don't get what us girls see. That's a cheap dress, cheap jewelry, cheap shoes, lipstick doesn't match toenail polish, her hair is a fucking mess, she looks smug, she just looks cheap & like she might smell, too. Yeah, she has a nice enough figure, but she's cheap. Believe me, this chick is one night stand material only.
But what are her negatives?
Adrien should pay someone to punch him in the face so he can have corrective surgery on that nose. That ugly thing isn't worth fucking up his career.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:54pm.
Whamo -- guys don't get what us girls see
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she looks like she smells..!? Whaaat? LMAO!
I guess I just can't see past her slamin body.
His girl is hot. Nothing wrong with showing up at a Tom Ford party.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:29pm.
Well, DAMN. That is unfair..her body is AMAZING. Pretty girl too.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
bambam -- uh, thanks? I guess that's a compliment?
Whamo -- guys don't get what us girls see. That's a cheap dress, cheap jewelry, cheap shoes, lipstick doesn't match toenail polish, her hair is a fucking mess, she looks smug, she just looks cheap & like she might smell, too. Yeah, she has a nice enough figure, but she's cheap. Believe me, this chick is one night stand material only.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Damn he's ugly... A one hit wonder with the Pianist... He should be grateful he had that
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:37pm.
Whamo -- oh, yeah, ultra cheap-looking
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Ow come on Twatty, I'm not (too) big on cheap looking chicks but I think she looks nice. what makes her look cheap to you?
@ Pushy......she really DOES doesn't she! :)
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:37pm.
Then again, I'm a high fashion type of lady.
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Awww Twatty, you'll always look cheap to us in our (fapping) minds. ;-D
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@ Bendy - Haha, I love you. *bows* I hope you're right, as I've been feeling a bit shit about the whole thing of late.
@ Twatty - lmfao, you went right into the details, I love it! Imagine how she must smell :(
@ Pushy - without a doubt, her nose has been worked on. You can also see the abnormal distance between the alar base and top lip which indicates the tip has been lifted.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:29pm.
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She's a bit skinny and looks better in some pictures than others BUT she's a cutie in a "get ready to do 20 years for banging her" sort of way.
I think she looks the prettiest in the front of the boat picture with her pink bikini top and her jean short unbuckled, she looks girl next door pretty in that picture, much nicer then when she sluts it up..not that that's NOT nice but you know what I mean.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:02pm.
Her hair is revolting. From the chin down it is beyond repair - just chop it off. And Adrian's nose while you're at it.
I think she might have had her nose thinned a bit. It doesn't fit her other features IMO I'd add ears to the nose part for him.
and Whamo, she does have a nice body.
Whamo -- oh, yeah, ultra cheap-looking. And the one bambam just sent you, uber cheap-looking. Then again, I'm a high fashion type of lady. There's a way you can look sexy without looking like a 'ho; these broads haven't figured that out yet.
saltydog -- interesting about Lily. I couldn't get past her voice; it's extremely annoying.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
i know why..because they say guys with big noses have big dicks!!
@Twat Muffin - I like Lilly a lot actually, she seems to be very smart and hardworking. She went to law school, worked in a firm for a few years and then quit to start a swimwear business. I think that's a lot more respectable than GG who has never had a job even though she is 30 or MJ who is 39 and works as the real estate assistant to her best friend.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:53pm.
While this girl is pretty her body is SMOKIN HOT.
I would pack a lunch, set up shop and simply go to town.
*wipes drool from chin*
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Whamanarama, if you liked her you might like this girl too....
(SFW)
http://cavemancircus.com/2013/02/20/found-emily-the-girl-that-fills-out-...
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:17pm.
Whamo -- you can have your little fling with Adrian's gf, but miz cynical & I would kick her out of our abodes for being extraordinarily cheap-looking.
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LOL! you think she's cheap looking...really!? I don't think she looks slutty or anything, it just looks like a nice dress to show a pretty figure.
Hell no problem I'd take that any day!:P
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:10pm.
They are engaged now. GG is a nut job. Pretty but a nut job.
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saltydog -- what's the deal with that Lily broad on "Shahs of Sunset"? I was going to try watching it one day but that bitch was so whiny & over the top. She really thinks she's the cat's meow, doesn't she?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
How does anyone in Hollywood make it in non-comedy roles with that nose? Seriously. It's not just the size, it's the shape, total beak.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 3:10pm.
Is Omid GG's bf?
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Yeah, or at least he was dating GG for a while, haven't seen the last several episode though. I loved it when they went to dinner and Asa told him she liked his big Persian nose and was glad that he didn't get a nosejob, GG was pissed because she pretty clearly had hers done.
Whamo -- you can have your little fling with Adrian's gf, but miz cynical & I would kick her out of our abodes for being extraordinarily cheap-looking. We don't want crabs in our homes! And we suggest you wrap it up during your encounter!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Is Omid GG's bf?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
skinny fat - maybe he has money from his Gillette commercials? Is this the 'best a man can get'? :)
Twatty - yeah, she definitely looks cheap. Colin is a football player for the 49ers. Sometimes he looks cute, sometimes he looks...meh. Big nose like Brody, though. I can safely say that I wouldn't sell a family member on the black market for him...mainly 'cause he's pretty far down on the list!
What happened? Adrien used to have a career....unless banging model types in considered a career...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
i don't understand how he has money either. i don't remember the last movie he made. and he's super fug and needs to return the oscar. he's a crap actor.
While this girl is pretty her body is SMOKIN HOT.
I would pack a lunch, set up shop and simply go to town.
*wipes drool from chin*
obligatory:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygI-2F8ApUM
Foxxy -- what's left of my family: the broken flapper the plumber took out of my toilet this morning.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Really, ladies?
This guy is ugly as hell.
I'm pretty sure he spends his life just having smug, smarmy sex with models.
Foxxy -- hey, hon! Ooooh, mama, Sam Elliott, he's another one. That man can talk me into a tizzy! He was so gorgeous in "Mask."
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
I will confess that I too have a bit of a crush on Omid from Shah's of Sunset haha, he's really hot.
Though from talking to a friend that worked on the show a bit the whole thing is faker than fake.
all i can say is "it's good to be famous"
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:59pm.
you mean the entire family or just cherry-picked certain members? i assume we're just talking actors, not musicians?
the entire family: Denzel, Elba, Harmon, Shemar, Sam Elliott, Selleck [shut up]
certain cherry-picked members of the family: the homeless dude 3 traffic lights away
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:02pm.
Her hair is revolting. From the chin down it is beyond repair - just chop it off. And Adrian's nose while you're at it.
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Bahahahahah! Comment of the Day maybe week. This Luci, is hy I love you my dear. Proof of a true writer is that you don't need to use many words.
miz cynical -- who is Colin?
MeowMeow -- Michael Emerson? Honey, you can have him. He looks like a serial killer to me. By the way, did you ever see Strathairn in "Blue Car"?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:06pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:57pm.
i read on bossip that he after he became a starter he dumped his long time girlfriend for a golddigga who looked just like her but with bigger tits
yes he seems to have amazing recovery powers ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
ImpertinentVixen -- uh, can I have your dad's phone number? *tee hee* I'll check out YouTube -- thanks!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
miz cynical -- hey, babe!
Lucie -- I know, her hair is so gross, and doesn't she look so cheap, too? She looks like some cheap trollop that you'd pick up in a crappy bar after a couple of drinks. That outfit is a sartorial disaster. The dress is cheap, none of that cheap jewelrey goes together, those shoes are cheap, everything is just cheap. And that bubblegum pink lipstick while sporting deep red toenail polish is so nasty.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 2:10pm.
MeowMeow -- uh, no, you ain't getting near Strathairn because he's MINE, do you hear me? But yeah, I know what you mean. Last week I watched three movies with him in it and my panties were twisting something fierce. He inspires the absolutely filthiest thoughts in my head, they are so sick you can't imagine, worse than Meloni, Hamm & Harmon combined, if you can believe that. But get this -- my bf looks a lot like him, so I get a bit of a thrill from that, but I'd really like to have the real thing.
*Twat runs off to "take care" of herself*
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David Straithairn looks like a version of my dad with longer hair, so I can't with that, but I lurrrved him in Lincoln. Did you see the You Tube clips with him, Dan Stevens, and Jessica Chastain in The Heiress on Broadway????
I like him. I like distinctive people.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
MeowMeow -- uh, no, you ain't getting near Strathairn because he's MINE, do you hear me? But yeah, I know what you mean. Last week I watched three movies with him in it and my panties were twisting something fierce. He inspires the absolutely filthiest thoughts in my head, they are so sick you can't imagine, worse than Meloni, Hamm & Harmon combined, if you can believe that. But get this -- my bf looks a lot like him, so I get a bit of a thrill from that, but I'd really like to have the real thing.
*Twat runs off to "take care" of herself*
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
His gf reminds me of this nasty chick I went to high school with. She used to grow her hair to this ridculously long length 'cause she could. Never mind the fact that it looked like a nasty, greasy, stringy mess. She just refused to cut it. Gross.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:57pm.
starts weeping again over what might have been a couple of weeks ago*
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I saw pics of him on a beach somewheres, topless, surrounded by women licking shots off his abs. Seems like he's gotten over the loss. :D
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 1:59pm
Okay, peeps, question: who would you sell your family on the black market for?
Mine:
Jon Hamm
Mark Harmon
David Strathairn
Chris Meloni
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I love some HammDong and Meloni, but I have had the most torrid fantasies about David Strathairn. I would do the dirtiest shit to him. FILTHY.
Another weirdo on my list who lights up my loins? Michael Emerson (Ben from Lost).
*fans self*
Twatty - hey, girl! Love the new avie!
Is it awful that I have a longer list of menz that I'd be willing to sell on the black market than family members? :) it doesn't have to be a 1:1 exchange, right?
I don't know shit about sports, but I'm starting to develop a thing for Colin, too. Saw him on TMZ the other day & he looked like a cutie pie.
Her hair is revolting. From the chin down it is beyond repair - just chop it off. And Adrian's nose while you're at it.
Okay, peeps, question: who would you sell your family on the black market for?
Mine:
Jon Hamm
Mark Harmon
David Strathairn
Chris Meloni
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."