Hot Slut Of The Day!

February 22, 2013 / Posted by:

The croc-fighting ginger and white pussy who will show any trick that she rules the streets Or in this case, that she rules the crocodile exhibit at a zoo in Jaipur, India.

Manu Chaudhary and her husband were watching the crocs at a zoo in Jaipur when she noticed that a regular old pussy had gotten into the enclosure and was hanging out by the water. The cat was just sitting there, staring at her badass reflection in the water and thinking about boxing a small fish or whatever. As she sat there, the Jaws theme song played in her ears, and out of the water came a crocodile with a nose like Tommy Lee’s dick. If you were that cat, your slut ass probably would’ve sat on that croc’s nose (yes, I typed that while looking into a mirror), but she didn’t.

Manu Chaudhary told The Daily Mail that when the crocodile came at the cat, they all thought they were about to watch a bitch get checked. They did watch a bitch get checked, but in a surprise twist (!!!!), it was the pussy who checked the croc. That cat slapped a ho down. This is exactly what it looks like when the little Jenner girls come home without any money for Pimp Mama Kris.

I know it’s not like that croc would’ve done anything since he’s a Gharial and only eats tiny, little fish, but that pussy still showed him who the real bitch queen is.

(For Angela and Ken)

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