Hot Slut Of The Day!
The croc-fighting ginger and white pussy who will show any trick that she rules the streets Or in this case, that she rules the crocodile exhibit at a zoo in Jaipur, India.
Manu Chaudhary and her husband were watching the crocs at a zoo in Jaipur when she noticed that a regular old pussy had gotten into the enclosure and was hanging out by the water. The cat was just sitting there, staring at her badass reflection in the water and thinking about boxing a small fish or whatever. As she sat there, the Jaws theme song played in her ears, and out of the water came a crocodile with a nose like Tommy Lee's dick. If you were that cat, your slut ass probably would've sat on that croc's nose (yes, I typed that while looking into a mirror), but she didn't.
Manu Chaudhary told The Daily Mail that when the crocodile came at the cat, they all thought they were about to watch a bitch get checked. They did watch a bitch get checked, but in a surprise twist (!!!!), it was the pussy who checked the croc. That cat slapped a ho down. This is exactly what it looks like when the little Jenner girls come home without any money for Pimp Mama Kris.
I know it's not like that croc would've done anything since he's a Gharial and only eats tiny, little fish, but that pussy still showed him who the real bitch queen is.
(For Angela and Ken)
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Ms. Slocum would be so proud of this lil pussy!
thats why the ancient egyptians worship cats cuz cats rule.
It's real-life Life of Pi.
I loved White Tiger, which took place in India.
lSarah Smile
That's the worse looking fucking zoo ever!!!!!! WTF.. the surroundings make it looks like they're in an alley.. I can't.. how the fuck is a cat down there.. and the ramp it walked up... OMG.. I now appreciate the Bronx Zoo
Team Pussy!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Okay, so these people thought the pussy was going down the croc's gullet. So they decided to FILM IT?! That's disturbing.
Kitteh is all "Try me, bitch."
Sanitation-wise, India is a shithole.
Pussahs are NOT the one, I know I have19 and they always put my much larger dog in check all the time....
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:27am.
I've done a lot of charity work here in the states. I wanted to join the Peace Corps but my parents put the ixnay on that.
<3 <3
Heh, gotta love parents.
MK posted something similar in 2010, except with a Louisiana pussy and alligators on a sandy lake-shore.
http://dlisted.com/node/39623
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 11:18am.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:56am.
After my first undergrad, I travelled a bit and did some charity work. Oh, did you see my reply in OP yesterday? I went to bed shortly after.
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Luci, good for you. I've done a lot of charity work here in the states. I wanted to join the Peace Corps but my parents put the ixnay on that. The book is a thriller suspense type.
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OT go kitty.
have you read Behind the Beuatiful Forevers? It's a great book, loved it, still never want to go there
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:56am.
After my first undergrad, I travelled a bit and did some charity work. Oh, did you see my reply in OP yesterday? I went to bed shortly after.
Even though MK would never dare, I was still sort of nervous for that pussy.
Best novel ever about India is "A Fine Balance" which was an Oprah selection of all things and I'll always be grateful her for this at least. It is an engrossing read of the struggles of ordinary people just to make it day to day in Mumbai. One of my absolute favorite reads. You just can't believe their lives and how they could find happiness in anything but "it's a fine balance"...
NOT clicking on Whammy's clip of what possibly could be a curry diarrhea wave rushing thru a village or some such shit..
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:30am.
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Luci, just curious why did you visit a slum in Nigeria?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:36am.
Whamo, I refuse!
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Come on Snowy I double dog dare you!
Hahaha! I wonder if kitty is for hire. I need a couple of coworkers handled up.
I have a friend who visits his entire family in India about every 2-3 years. He dreads it. He says when someone leaves an apartment that they've been renting they take EVERYTHING with them...including light switch/electrical socket plates, light bulbs and countertops (???) Apparently absolutely nothing is left behind.
It sounds horrendous.
Kitty don't play.
*eating cereal and clicks on Whamo's link* DAFUQ? *projectile vomits*
*glares at Whamo*
...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...
Whamo, I refuse!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:14am.
Most of what I know of India I have learned from The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel and Slumdog Millionare. And even then....
BWAHAHAHAHA
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Love me some of that Bollywood stuff. The vibrant colors, the music and dancing and cheesy love stories. AWESOME!
Go Verb Yourself!
Along with South Africa, India is somewhere I have no desire whatsoever to ever step foot in. It looks like the absolute filthiest, overcrowded place on this earth - and I have visited a slum in Nigeria.
Is it me of have cats grown serious balls lately ? They finghtin' everyone on YouTube!
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Submitted by vsminimoose: "Ummmm nice 3rd world-esque "exhibit" they have. Did they throw in an old rusty car into the crocs pond so it had something to play with?"
LOL! Yeah, I was like, how do we know it's a zoo? Maybe it's just the street.
Badass pussycat, though. Life on the streets...
Cat about to get eaten by a crocodile? Great! Whip out your phones!
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:50am.
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No..like most places it has some amazing spots but the majority of India is a rat's nest.
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Nothing against it's people but from infrastructure to corrupt governments to dead people left on the side or in Ganges River and people shitting in the streets, I'll up that and say the majority of India is a shithole!
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I've a friend who went to India on a holiday. She said to me if you want to feel like it's not so bad living in the Philippines, go to India.
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We are all made of stars.
NOT THE ONE, HONEY! NO NO NO!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
The woman "oh shit" "shit" "oh shit"
LOL
Cool! (Is that word still in?) lol
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We are all made of stars.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:12am.
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LOL, Snowy check out my link and you'll add yet another reason
Most of what I know of India I have learned from The Most Exotic Marigold Hotel and Slumdog Millionare. And even then....
oh I see I'm not the only one, LOL
I have watched too much Amazing Race to have any desire to visit that cess pool
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
It's the Alec Baldwin of cats.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
nice zoo, another reason I never want to visit India
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
LMAO at this "habitat." This pussy is done with the croc, professionally. She probably shouldn't come back for a second round, but then again, if bitch is surviving on the streets, she's been there, done that.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:50am.
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No..like most places it has some amazing spots but the majority of India is a rat's nest.
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Nothing against it's people but from infrastructure to corrupt governments to dead people left on the side or in Ganges River and people shitting in the streets, I'll up that and say the majority of India is a shithole!
If your stomach can handle it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raOu8DFSl2k
Kitty has had it with that shit!
Submitted by DR.FUNK on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:46am.
Croc must've just finished eating. Kitteh probably should'nt go back for round 2.That was badass though.About that "zoo": Ummm clearly this is not a Disney property. Would it be snobbish of me to say I'm not really interested in visiting Jaipur?
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No..like most places it has some amazing spots but the majority of India is a rat's nest.
Croc must've just finished eating. Kitteh probably should'nt go back for round 2.That was badass though.About that "zoo": Ummm clearly this is not a Disney property. Would it be snobbish of me to say I'm not really interested in visiting Jaipur?
Ummmm nice 3rd world-esque "exhibit" they have. Did they throw in an old rusty car into the crocs pond so it had something to play with?