Monday, February 25th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 22nd!
How YOU doin'? - Eileenie McMeanie
Runners-up:
Those Brooke Shields furniture ads really are bringing in the customers! - lovelylaney
Life would be perfect if only the remote floated. - Midwestocean
Uncle Poodle demonstrates proper use of the piece of furniture known as "The Redneck Waterbed." - Trixster
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True Life on MTV: I Retired in Jersey Shore.
Remember when Michael K said he was going on a tropical vacation? Yeah, he was actually just down in the LA river for a few days living the good life.
Aw Chaz....now you really are a dude.
Eminem announces the "Officially Washed Up Tour"
Oscar Pistorius realized too late that both his wearing Olympics uniform in court and his excessive waterworks in front of the judge had damaged his case.
Have spatulas, will row!
The residents of neighborhoods destroyed by Superstorm Sandy have found creative ways to stay comfortable and relaxed while waiting on the government's swift and well-organized response to the October 2012 disaster.
Those Brooke Shields furniture ads really are bringing in the customers!
Scott Baio always knows how to keep it classy.
Life would be perfect if only the remote floated.
Rather than fly to Rome for Conclave, Cardinal Hobag decides to take the slow way via water chair.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
When Michael Phelps said he was retiring to sail around the world, people were surprised he didn't take Abandoned Couch.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
The die hard guidos in Brooklyn said.....Hurricane Sandy....scroo dat bitch.....fuggetabowtit......nuttins wrong here.....keep stirrin' the sauce.....
I call it my Blaz-y-boy. Hahaha. Get it? Wait, why am I wet?
Kinga jersey
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"The world is a pretty nice place if you're happy"
John Garfield
No one lives forever
Joey Tribbiani still can't get rid of his chair.
Since Frankie Mortadella didn't gain any fame from The Jersey Shore series he's milking Hurricane Sandy for all it's worth.
Yous says der was a hurricane? Ise didn't hear a ting!
Only Floridians know how to advantageously disembark a stranded cruise ship.
Abandoned couch...is that you?
Incontinent Russians just don't give a f*ck!
if the lazy boy recliner in the ocean floats, light a cig and just ride.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
La-Z-Boy's gay redneck cousin, Meth-E-Boi.
Beasts of the Sudden Weird
Only Floridians know how to advantageously disembark a stranded cruise ship.
The redneck swimming pool can be yours for just 3 easy payments of 9.95. Git her done!
That sellout Macklemore! Now he's kissing his record company's ass just to lounge around in the pool.
Appears some people did find a way to get off that Carnival Cruise before it docked.
This is what a water birth looks like in Mississippi.
Honey...?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Uncle Poodle demonstrates proper use of the piece of furniture known as "The Redneck Waterbed."
In the Breaking Bad series finale, Jesse surprisingly survives, and retires to a peaceful existence in Laughlin, Nevada.
this is the only way Vince Vaughn's wife could convince him to go to
Sea World.
Adam Jasinski's escape from prison was thwarted only by forgetting to wait until the welcome home party to snort the oxy.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
With no hope of a comeback, Matt LeBlanc just isn't trying anymore.
The Situation drifts out to sea...just like his career.
Jersey Shore ain't got nothin' on the Redneck Riviera, y'all!
The captain of the CO$ Freewinds had to walk the plank when he refused to go down on the ship.
"Following the new fashionable trend of repurposing organic fabric, Kanye has special connections in obtaining the latest material used for Kim's recent maternity clothes..."
How YOU doin'?
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Ahhh. Now this one is old. This is a photo of the poor guy who was in the waiting room when Jessica Simpson's water broke the first time around.
Love,
Mabel
Finally, John Travolta has found a cruise ship that won't say no.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Anno, that soooo looks like Kim's ass in those pants
Jesus of Nazareth Trailer Park
Times have been tough since the Sopranos ended...
Gary demonstrates that oft-quoted proverb: "You can never really buy beer, you just rent it."
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Russian nihilists don't believe in anything, either -- except vodka.
A microscopic look at what's floating in Honey Boo Boo's gene pool.
this is me right now
Vladimir Putin's bulge can make just about anything look sexy.