Monday, February 25th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 22nd!
How YOU doin'? - Eileenie McMeanie
Runners-up:
Those Brooke Shields furniture ads really are bringing in the customers! - lovelylaney
Life would be perfect if only the remote floated. - Midwestocean
Uncle Poodle demonstrates proper use of the piece of furniture known as "The Redneck Waterbed." - Trixster
via Izismile
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LMAO Eileenie! Perfect! All funny!
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
LOL Eileenie! Short, sweet perfect! Congrats to all!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Just when I started to like JLaw she acts classless.
LEEENZ! xoxoxoxooxoxoxo Congrats that's hysterical! and lol to all the funny winners!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
That was perfect, Eileenie! Congrats everyone! Good ones.
Awe! thanks, MK! congrats to all
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
WE LOVE US SOME LENIS MCPENIS *sticks tongue out*
She always smells SOOOO good and her boobs are GLORIOUS. YOU ARE JEALOUS.
Lenis McPenis♥
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Nick Carter seems to be adapting well to engaged life.
Note to Seth MacFarlane: "They saw your boobs too."
Just working his way up to couch surfing.
In a bid to market to single mothers, La-Z-Boy introduces the Shiftless-A-Hole.
During the foreclosure, the Feds determined that neither the chair nor Michael Lohan had any monetary value....and both were left behind..
Now that Keifer has a hit show, he doesn't want to fuck things up by getting a DUI - so he's found a new way to get his ass home after a night of partying.
Leaked photos from Nick Carter's bachelor party...
Pee Wee Herman's indiscretions at an adult movie theater weren't the only headlines made by the PlayHouse cast. As it turned out, Chairy had an even bigger fall from grace when it was discovered that she had addictions to crack and male prostitutes.
On set of the next James Bond: Sea Swell
More leaked pics from "Mad Men" Season 6 on location in Hawaii. Don looks like shit, but his peen - magnifique!
Dope Floats
so that's how kfed has been spending his time...
Looks like the Puffy Chair made a wrong turn.
Uncle Poodle's been flaunting his boo boo on Grindr again.
After the success of Joey, Matt LeBlanc has earned some relaxation time!
With the help of FEMA and all the neighboring burroughs, things are finally back to normal at the Jersey Shore.
After being evicted from his parents' house, a decrepit Spencer Pratt finds a new home beneath the Malibu Pier. Always the gentlemen, Heidi was left to use her own bodily resources as flotation devices.
Playgirl executives ponder their dwindling reader base as their February issue hits the stands.
"Drone control to FLOTUS. Attack on Daniel Craig confirmed successful. Nothing left for him to Bond to."
Harold goes to the only place he can now legally smoke in California.
"Drone control to FLOTUS. Attack successful. Simon Pegg has been eliminated!"
The Brooke Shield's 'Eject The Motherf*cker' Lazy Boy Special Edition.
Army? Nope.
Air Force? Nope.
Marines? Nope.
Yeah…. the Navy. Oh Yeah
I float from Bratislava for your womens. Send them to me. Now.
NAC: I've seen some bad sunburns, like backward base cap outlines, but I've never seen man boob rolls act as a natural sunblock.
Sea World replaces the Shamu show with the "Shame On You, You Lazy Son Of A Bitch' show.
Life of pie...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Vivid Entertainment presents: "Semen Fishing in the Yemen"
When you can't afford a Sea-Doo, you have to settle for a DreamBoat Dougherty
La-Z-Boy introduces its new line of economy models, La-z-Bum
"Yes, Oscar Pistorius made bail. And he is still bailing as we speak!"
Although Zeke's invention saved many a trailer in West Virginia, his Fire-proof Barcalounger didn't go over well on Shark Tank.
"IS NO GLOBAL WARMING!" declared Vladimir Putin from his 10th floor Siberian penthouse.
"Drone control to FLOTUS. We have a lock on President Putin. It's your call!"
Out of contention for an Oscar... Leo campaigning hard for the meh-dole of Otter.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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While the flight 1549 recording indicated that Captain Sully was extraordinarily calm, composed and relaxed when he plunged into the Hudson -the rescue photos erased any doubt.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvDQy53eldY
Damn, it's no wonder LeAnn can't get pregnant. The fertility clinic determined that Eddie's sperm is as lazy as he is.
Producers on the set of Cast Away 2 began to regret recasting Tom Hanks in light of his overtly casual nature and overall decline in physical appearance.
Sandy left Bond shaken, but not stirred!
"Sandy, my darling, you hurt me real bad
I sit, I wonder why-yi-yi-yi
oh Sandy ..."
You can take the boy out of a lazy man ... but you can't take the man out of a lazy buoy.