Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

February 22, 2013 / Posted by:

Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.

Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.

Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!

Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.

We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts. (Blind Gossip)

LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian? Since Eddie is a serious slut who passes his peen to any trick who winks at him, snipping his shit was the smartest thing he’s ever done. But if LeAnn does get knocked up, Twitter should upgrade their servers, because she’s going to tweet every detail from the smell of her pregnancy farts (hay and Botox) to how she’s trying to convince Eddie to name their kid Diana Brandelle (Di Brandi for short). She’ll live-tweet through her c-section and tummy tuck. It’ll be a long 11 months (the average equine gestation period).

Which Hollywood star has fallen on hard times and has started selling her body for large sums of money? (The People via Blind Gossip)

This is about a “Hollywood star,” which means that Lindsay Lohan is out, so I’ll guess Betty White or Sally Kirkland?

This almost A list mostly movie actress got tired of her almost A list mostly movie actor boyfriend always hitting on guys when they were out. He told her he likes women better, but his gay webcam buddies would beg to differ. (CDAN)

Can we just pretend this is about Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling? Can’t we pretend that the dude I flashed my nips at on webcam was really Ryan Gosling in disguise? Just this once.

This C+ list actress was giving an interview about her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star and talked about meeting his boyfriend and what a wonderful couple they were. The reporter just sat there with her mouth open and could not believe what she was hearing because the actor in question has boards nailed over his closet. It was only after a publicist happened to stop by when the reporter was confirming the details that the whole thing got quashed and the reporter got an exclusive with the actor to talk about the movie and the next movie, but nothing else. (CDAN)

Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner or Jacki Weaver and B.Coop?

The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like the actor’s wife. Just way younger. (CDAN)

Ben Affleck?

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