Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Either this celebrity couple either needs to work on their communication skills or they are mixing things up in a lab.
Allow us to explain. She wants to be pregnant. She wants it badly. She can’t wait to have kids with him. Specifically, she wants a girl (She has enough blue in her life, and wants a little pink to balance it out). She has been buying pregnancy tests and looking at cute girlie baby clothes and telling friends that she’s had several false alarms, but no luck just yet.
Umm… did her SO forget to tell her something? He may have “forgotten” to tell her that she may be doing a lot of guessing and planning and worrying for nothing. Why? Because he got a vasectomy after his last marriage!
Of course, there are other possibilities. He may have had the procedure reversed. Or, he may have put a little some some in the bank before the snip snip, and they are now tapping into that reserve in order to procreate. Or, they are relying on donor sperm.
We’ll know soon enough, because she is undergoing fertility treatments right now (even though she is not old), and “plans” on announcing a pregnancy before the summer starts. (Blind Gossip)
LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian? Since Eddie is a serious slut who passes his peen to any trick who winks at him, snipping his shit was the smartest thing he's ever done. But if LeAnn does get knocked up, Twitter should upgrade their servers, because she's going to tweet every detail from the smell of her pregnancy farts (hay and Botox) to how she's trying to convince Eddie to name their kid Diana Brandelle (Di Brandi for short). She'll live-tweet through her c-section and tummy tuck. It'll be a long 11 months (the average equine gestation period).
Which Hollywood star has fallen on hard times and has started selling her body for large sums of money? (The People via Blind Gossip)
This is about a "Hollywood star," which means that Lindsay Lohan is out, so I'll guess Betty White or Sally Kirkland?
This almost A list mostly movie actress got tired of her almost A list mostly movie actor boyfriend always hitting on guys when they were out. He told her he likes women better, but his gay webcam buddies would beg to differ. (CDAN)
Can we just pretend this is about Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling? Can't we pretend that the dude I flashed my nips at on webcam was really Ryan Gosling in disguise? Just this once.
This C+ list actress was giving an interview about her almost A list mostly movie actor co-star and talked about meeting his boyfriend and what a wonderful couple they were. The reporter just sat there with her mouth open and could not believe what she was hearing because the actor in question has boards nailed over his closet. It was only after a publicist happened to stop by when the reporter was confirming the details that the whole thing got quashed and the reporter got an exclusive with the actor to talk about the movie and the next movie, but nothing else. (CDAN)
Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner or Jacki Weaver and B.Coop?
The neighbors are starting to wonder why this A++ list mostly movie actor keeps showing up in the neighborhood when he is in town and spending an hour or two with the single mom who lives in the very nice house with the two year old boy who is a dead ringer for the actor. The mom kind of looks like the actor's wife. Just way younger. (CDAN)
Ben Affleck?
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Submitted by chasing windmills on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:31pm.
Did I miss something? Y U be hating on Ben?
I like him because he was smart enough to pull the brakes on the whole JLo fiasco before he burned in flames as husband number whatever.
I like Jen and Ben together because they seem to do what it takes to try and have a solid family.
If I am wrong about him I hope he pulls himself together and puts his family first.
I don't think he is that blind item. I think the reference to the wife being young puts them out of the mix. Jen isn't that old.
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Completely agree. I don't get the wishes for the break-up of their family or the barely concealed glee at the prospect that Jennifer Garner would be cheated on. I always liked this blog because it seemed funny/snarky but lately there's been such malice in the comments and so much freaking racism! Especially of the anti-white variety if anyone dares say something against Obama.
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Submitted by Girl about town on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 10:05pm.
Ben Afleck is a known cheater , he is the one caught with a stripper in Vancouver , I lived there at the time and heard some locals talking about it .Johnny Depp used to hang with the strippers in Van too.
Anyhoe, I hate Jennifer Garner, she is so pompous...Snuk is not a word Conan you should know that!
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Do you know Garner personally to assert that she is pompous? I've lived in West L.A. for years and I've run into her along with her kids at Wholefoods on Wilshire in Santa Monica, at the Blick Art store on Pico, at 3 cheeky monkeys at the West Side Pavillion and one of my oldest daughter's friends (a UCLA student) has babysat for them, and by all accounts they are nice people. Now, I'm not saying that I know them but they're not Kardashian-like fame whores and when you see them photographed at the Ice Skate Rink in SaMo or at the local Frozen Yogurt place it's because that's where they live not because they call the paps and the fact that they can blend in most of the time without attracting undue attention and that you don't hear gossip from local waitresses/waiters or store clerks speaks volumes as to how low key they really are. So honestly, I don't get the hate or desire for bad shit to happen to their marriage.
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The A+++ actor visiting a woman in a nice house is curious. I don't think it's Brad Pitt. He is too whipped by Angelina Jolie. I agree Michael Douglas is no catch, and probably doesn't have the energy. I think he pretty much said so in an interview some time back. Hmmm...
I can't even read shit about leeann rimes. it's stupid and wholly interesting even for celeb gossip. seriously, WHY does anyone talk about this bitch? i think she had an annoying song that came out in like 1999 but what has she done since then? brandi is better known at this point because of bravo.
That last one is another CDAN lie! There is no way an A++ list actor is going to show up "in the neighborhood" and spend hours there with a son who looks like him and nobody brings out their cell-phone camera or I-phone camera to take a photo to sell to the rags. It doesn't make sense. That trick over at CDAN is a total liar and no one should believe anything printed on that site. I agree with everything else.
Submitted by Hockey fan on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 10:23am.
Well, did the wife ever find out? Did their marriage survive? Don't leave us hanging!
Nope, Bunny, not as far as I know. But it's been a few years now and she never conceived, so I guess shes given up on the idea. Maybe MeMeMeAnn will do the same.
FYI: Vasectomies make your spooge watery and clear. It's those spermies that make it creamy white.
So tells me 1) she is uneducated about sex or 2) he's always cumming her and she never sees his spooge. lol.
1. Kate Hudson has two boys. wants a girl.
2. Fairuza Balk
3. Emma Stone & Andrew Garfield
4. Kerry Washington & Jamie Foxx
5. Colin Farrell
Jacki Weaver should slap the closest face over being considered "C+ list." She's at LEAST a B-!!
I don't think Affleck was ever A++ even in his heyday as an actor and it boy in the late 90s/early 00s, unless maybe now if you count his directing. A++ is surely reserved for the mega elite like Brad Pitt, Clooney, Roberts though he is affiliated with them. Matt Damon is the bigger star as an actor.
I think Gemma Arterton is C+, a known up and comer but I still haven't seen her in anything. Weaver, while not a star, has 2 Oscar noms at least so that would put her rating up. But I can really see it more about being Weaver, Arterton is young and would know the drill while she's only just learning the Hwood ropes after a sudden rise to prominence.
I thought everyone knew Bradley Cooper was Gay?
And as for Brandi (what a stripper name) not mentioning his vasectomy in her book-- who said she even knows?
Men can sneak off and get a vasectomy. I know a guy who got one when he told his wife he was on a golf weekend with buddies. He got the snip on Friday, stayed at a hotel for the weekend, and managed to beg off sex until he was healed. Wife never knew. They both had kids before they got married and he was DONE and he told her that before they even got married. Then she started whining for a baby and he was having none of it. He also said that's how he'd know if she screwed around to get one-- it wouldn't be his.
Marriage is such a great institution, doncha agree?? LOL
She'd have to get over her eating disorder first in order to get pregnant. Also, I think Leanne is so paranoid about losing Eddie and knows that Eddie cheated on Brandi while pregnant, so she may do everything in her power to not get pregnant and give Eddie an 'excuse' to leave her.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:43pm.
And, wasn't Leann widely thought to be the answer to Ted C's blind vice about the woman who was infertile bc she'd had too many incidents where sex started in the back door and then moved to the front door, with no change of condom in between, which gave her a nasty condition that rendered her barren?
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EWWWWWWWWW! That's foul!! But this dumb hick ho probably did it so I'm guessing YAY!!! There truly is a God if she's infertile, and i'm a fucking agnostic.
Oh God, please PLEASE PLEASE do not let them reproduce!!She will be even more insufferable!! And I do not doubt the vasectomy story for one second. he's not gonna let some tricky-dicky ho have his spawn...now just pray that he feels the same way about Trigger having his foal.
And the blind about Ben Affleck-- that explains the "oh gawd we're so in luuuurve" story about him and JG in the latest People magazine. What a barf-fest. Usually means they're ho-ing themselves for awards season, or they're about to break up. I thought the Blake Lively thing was enough to scare him off hos for awhile. Guess not.
As for which ho is selling herself??? Where do I start? Should we go alphabetically?
#1 I'm not so sure the first one is LeAnn and Eddie. I can't imagine him snipping away his chances of long term child support or a big payoff for not pushing joint custody once the inevitable divorce happens. K-Feds need leverage.
#2 I don't know if I'd ever have called her a "star", but there's word out there about Tila Tequila being a rental piece now and using social media to arrange "dates" with fans.
#5 I think Douglas/CZJ or Beatty/Bening are good guesses.
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Submitted by Athina on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:47pm.
For the last one, I'm thinking Michael Douglas. It just sounds right for some reason. He and his wife have stayed very much out of the spotlight for a couple of years now.
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Rumor has it they're divorcing so this is a good guess.
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But he's ANCIENT!!! And she's still looking great.
I can't see him having any energy to have an affair, esp around that time he would've been dealing with throat cancer.
Not to mention him being appealing to a younger woman than CZ?
Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:41am.
My guess for #2 is Demi.
LOL. Life imitating art? She's still very wealthy, albeit desperate for something.
I always thought that one was Jessica Simpson..but since she has 2 kids maybe not.
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 9:33pm.
So, this was the original Blind Vice (from 2010) that I mentioned in an earlier post. It was never solved, there were many guesses but Leann Rimes's name was batted around a lot as a possible candidate. Its official title was something like, "Grossest Blind Vice Ever," so consider y'selves forewarned.
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Cass Stimulatia is such the outrageous charmer, it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff.
And Cass—some think she's a looker, others not so much—hasn't exactly been quiet on the subject of the female body predicaments she currently faces. Her friends are really tired of hearing about it, like, totally!
See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid, but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now:
Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin. Granted, that's not that uncommon a situation. And it's a totally ridiculous thought-process, but, hey, when you're young, you do stupid things.
Problem is, Cass often changed her mind during the rear-entry days, deciding the front entry was what she wanted, after all.
This was a very bad idea.
Cass has been told by her docs that, most likely, some kind of bacteria infection resulted, causing her child-bearing capabilities to be limited, at best. At least, this is what poor darlin' Ms. Stimulatia is blabbin' to her pals.
So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair!
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
"Hay and Botox" - hahah! That really made me laugh
How could a couple be undergoing fertility treatment but the man get away with having a vasectomy? Surely everything is tested, that makes no.1 sound like a load of crap.
I can believe Falcor is desperate for a baby, it would be the ultimate step in fame whoring and keeping her sad husband (in her tiny mind). I wish she would stop doing that 'sexy' tongue thing with her gob open, she looks mentally challanged. (probably is anyway!)
Is Ben Stiller A-list really? Cause I could swear I heard about the last blind with him in it before.
Submitted by Glambert on Sat, 02/23/2013 - 2:27am.
Ben Assfleck is not A++!
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It's a cdan blind, which means that A++ could have been a B- last year. And ultimately, it means there is no basis in fact in it whatsoever. In reality, there are no more than 3 A++ actors, and they are Clooney (not married), Pitt, and Cruise (sterile).
My guess for #2 is Demi.
Ben Assfleck is not A++!
Until he started directing he was mostly considered Matt Damon's less talented sidekick!
And yes I will argue that Matt Damon is a million X more talented than Assfleck because it's the TRUTH!
Is Pam A a Hollywood star? Isn't she more a TV star? (Not that Lohan is Hollywood or a star...) As Sayonara implied, alla dem do it sooner or later.
@ KNative.. interesting guess. Hmmm,
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Cameron Diaz got cast in The Counselor, which I think Angelina Jolie was up for. Supposed to be a baity part and she's starring opposite Penelope Cruz, Brad Pitt, Michael Fassbender, and Javier Bardem. Probably not selling her body for cash, maybe an Oscar though come next year.
3. Zoe Saldana and Bradley Cooper
4. Arterton and Renner (AND BWAH - "boards nailed over his closet"). But Jacki and Cooper are a good guess, too.
5. Probably Affleck, but could also be Matt Damon, Tom Hanks, Denzel Washington, Daniel Day-Lewis (who has been in this sort of situation before and OK with it), I don't know who else.
The first two items are boring. The second one is obviously Lohan.
Submitted by Athina on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:47pm.
For the last one, I'm thinking Michael Douglas. It just sounds right for some reason. He and his wife have stayed very much out of the spotlight for a couple of years now.
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Rumor has it they're divorcing so this is a good guess.
There have been other blind vices before about Falcor and Mr. Ed but this is the most obvious one. I believe it, and I wonder if he did it w/o telling Brandi or Falcor, after his second child, while sleeping with the cocktail waitress Scheana, she said he never used a condom and they never got pregnant.
Lilo is not A list, this BV could be Pam Anderson, she's been looking really drunk and sad and used up at a few parties recently, here and in Europe, where I was wondering WTF is she doing there? It made me sad for her, cause she was looking like the new Tara Reid. A long time ago, Pam used to be so sweet and healthy looking, Pam I hope it's not you, but your beach house (I want it) is up for sale and what are you doing for money lately honey? I'm dying to know who the A++ list movie actor with the toddler is
Well, if TheAnn and Cibrian reproduce, the chance of that kid actually seeing how ugly his mother is would be slim with those slits it'll inherit.. Guess that would be the only positive thing.
Ben Afleck is a known cheater , he is the one caught with a stripper in Vancouver , I lived there at the time and heard some locals talking about it .Johnny Depp used to hang with the strippers in Van too.
Anyhoe, I hate Jennifer Garner, she is so pompous...Snuk is not a word Conan you should know that!
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
I hope it's not Unstable Mable. She can't hardly take care of herself as it is. A child would only suffer with her.
So, this was the original Blind Vice (from 2010) that I mentioned in an earlier post. It was never solved, there were many guesses but Leann Rimes's name was batted around a lot as a possible candidate. Its official title was something like, "Grossest Blind Vice Ever," so consider y'selves forewarned.
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Cass Stimulatia is such the outrageous charmer, it's really a shame she's having these current problems—mostly of the physical kind. Ya know, girl stuff.
And Cass—some think she's a looker, others not so much—hasn't exactly been quiet on the subject of the female body predicaments she currently faces. Her friends are really tired of hearing about it, like, totally!
See, Cass wants to expand her rather currently small domestic situation by having a kid, but the docs are telling her something that was a prob the last time she tried is really a problem now:
Bacteria most likely got into Cass's reproductive system when she was a wild and crazy thing, still a kid, really, when she decided she should at least appear she was still a virgin (we're talkin' when C.S. was really young, babes). So Cass made all the boys slept with agree to anal sex only, thereby remaining, supposedly, a virgin. Granted, that's not that uncommon a situation. And it's a totally ridiculous thought-process, but, hey, when you're young, you do stupid things.
Problem is, Cass often changed her mind during the rear-entry days, deciding the front entry was what she wanted, after all.
This was a very bad idea.
Cass has been told by her docs that, most likely, some kind of bacteria infection resulted, causing her child-bearing capabilities to be limited, at best. At least, this is what poor darlin' Ms. Stimulatia is blabbin' to her pals.
So sorry, Ms. Cassy! Ain't it a bitch when society judges you for your less-than-popular sexual choices, and then nasty Mother Nature gets in on the act, too. No fair!
Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 8:09pm.
I'm gonna go with Cameron Diaz for the Hollywood star selling her bod. Just a guess.
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Please, as if Gwyneth would hang out with a poor
Submitted by RandéSleepover: "...If Jeremy Renner has boards nailed over his closet, they're particle boards and carpet tacks."
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:43pm.
And, wasn't Leann widely thought to be the answer to Ted C's blind vice about the woman who was infertile bc she'd had too many incidents where sex started in the back door and then moved to the front door, with no change of condom in between, which gave her a nasty condition that rendered her barren?
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that's really gross, but I don't think it is biologically possible.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 8:09pm.
I'm gonna go with Cameron Diaz for the Hollywood star selling her bod. Just a guess.
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How can CD be described as having fallen on "hard times" though? She may not be A+ list anymore, but she's still extremely rich...has she gone through all her money?
It's probably Blohan and they were being kind in describing her as a "Hollywood star."
Did I miss something? Y U be hating on Ben?
I like him because he was smart enough to pull the brakes on the whole JLo fiasco before he burned in flames as husband number whatever.
I like Jen and Ben together because they seem to do what it takes to try and have a solid family.
If I am wrong about him I hope he pulls himself together and puts his family first.
I don't think he is that blind item. I think the reference to the wife being young puts them out of the mix. Jen isn't that old.
Wow, any child of theirs would barely have eyes at all.
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I really hope Leann and Cibrian don't reproduce, that poor child might end up looking like those happy face french fries.
Pam Anderson has to be the fallen Hollywood star. I forget the celebrity who insinuated it on the Howard Stern show several months back. How does she exist. Lately she's been doing those dance shows etc.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:43pm.
And, wasn't Leann widely thought to be the answer to Ted C's blind vice about the woman who was infertile bc she'd had too many incidents where sex started in the back door and then moved to the front door, with no change of condom in between, which gave her a nasty condition that rendered her barren?
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The rectum is an incredibly sensitive area. Both physically and psychologically. I had a doctor one time stick his finger up my rectum and I just about went through the roof. I guess if you are gay and are practicing clean stuff, that is ok. But there are definitely a lot of nasty germs in there and you have to be careful if you are sexually engaging an anal area.
Condoms people, condoms for all!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I'm gonna go with Cameron Diaz for the Hollywood star selling her bod. Just a guess.
Blue is so obvious and Falcor need not reproduce.
Gay closet has to be BCoop he just makes my gaydar go off like crazy.
Female star mad about boyfriend hitting on guys? Probably Sookeh and Beehhhll and Beehhls gonna announce he's bi as well soon when True Blood starts up again (haha)
I hope it's Affleck (said in duck voice) for the cheater with the baby momma.
Naughychimp -- OMG, that is the nastiest thing I've ever heard! If you're going to do that kind of thing, you put on a new condom and wash up in between! Good god, what is wrong with these people?
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I would hope it's Affleck but I like Jennifer Garner and think she puts up with a lot having him as her husband, and I wouldn't want to see her hurt. So I'm hoping it's Brad Pitt. Jolie's reaction and revenge would be epic.
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*praying to Buddha, Vishnu, and Moko-Titi that the last one is Affleck* *and amending prayer to ask that the single mom greet the press before Sunday*
If Jeremy Renner has boards nailed over his closet, they're particle boards and carpet tacks.
Submitted by Athina on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:51pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 02/22/2013 - 7:26pm.
If Falcor really does get pregnant, I feel so sorry for the baby. She won't care a crap about it except how much publicity it can give her.
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Agreed. That baby would only be a tool for her to use in her never-ending battle with Brandi-ho. Can you imagine how she would shove that kid onto the cover of every magazine?
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And then you just know she'd be fighting "post-partum depression" and would be on all the talk shows yammering about her "struggles". Never mind that many women suffer from PPD for real and they don't have her resources so they have to just deal with it.
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