Afternoon Crumbs

February 22, 2013 / Posted by:

The first Hunger Games: Catching Fire poster looks like a picture from an alien cult wedding (so basically, I’m saying it looks like a picture from a regular Scientology wedding ritual) – Just Jared

“Oh, so you met a boy in London? Don’t tell us his name, because he’s not going to last the week and remembering all these names is hard.” – Taylor Swift’s family – Lainey Gossip 

Ashton Kutcher is moving Mila Kunis into his house, because he really misses that intimate moment you share with your live-in significant other when they catch you bareback boning some cocktail waitress on the dining table – The Superficial 

Hollywood’s very own public pisser (not R. Kelly) pleads no contest to pissing in an airport and really wants you to know that he’s not on meth – omg! Yahoo

Methinks that Jennifer Lawrence was taking an open-eyed nap during this photo shoot – Drunken Stepfather

Pitbull mauled and dragged Lindsay Lohan’s ass in court  – Celebitchy

Who cares about Katherine Webb! When are we going to get pictures of the real bombshell of Splash, Louie Anderson, doing the same poses? – Hollywood Tuna 

Some fap material to get you through the weekend. I’ll turn out the lights on my way out. – The Berry 

Oh, it’s just Neil Patrick Harris doing an impersonation of Snooki’s cooka when it swallowed Vinnie’s watermelon dick – Towleroad

Melissa Etheridge looks AWFUL! – ICYDK

Vanessa Hudgens’ dress is very Venezuelan game show hostess circa 1989 – Popoholic

Some of the crap in the Oscar gift bag is the same crap you get for Christmas from the aunt who hates you – IDLYITW

And five seconds later, a tribe of cats tackled her to the floor and dragged her away – OMG Blog

Emmy Rossum looks like the ghost of a silent movie star – Go Fug Yourself

Well, there goes your dream of marrying the last unmarried Backstreet BoyONTD

Where is a flying beaver-eating hawk when you really need one? – Cityrag

You know it’s Friday when you mistake Juliette Lewis for Phoebe Price I’m Not Obsessed

RPattz is that guy at the party – Videogum

Woe is the Real Crazywives of NYCReality Tea

Tina Fey should just wear that blouse made of plastic flowers from Michael’s every day, all day and she should be cool – The Frisky 

Judging by this fugged up outfit she’s wearing, Kristen Stewart should probably update the prescription on her glasses – Popsugar

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