So I Guess These Two Didn't Break Up After All
RiRi's health insurance rate dropped by 75% last week when it was reported that she and The Difficult Brown broke up, but like most awful things in life (examples: herpes, the new 90210, Donald Trump's ability to speak), their love is not going away even though all of us want it to. RiRi spent some of her 25th birthday yesterday holding the hand that beat her face in a few years ago. While wearing my laundry bag as a skirt, RiRi trolled the beaches of Oahu with Chris Brown and shared a joint with him. That poor joint. Just like Chris' silky shorts, it probably wants to escape and get far away from this entire mess.
I'm not sure what's going on in this picture. Is he trying to jack off on the sand, but can't get it up, so RiRi's consoling him? Is he trying to push out a stubborn doody bubble and RiRi's giving him moral support by throwing her arm around him? Did he finally come to the realization that he's Chris Brown and is choking on the river of diarrhea that's rising up his throat?
And RiRi and Chris Brown better set their DVRs, because next week's Law & Order: SVU is dedicated to them!
The actor playing the Chris Brown-ish character needs to turn down the raw emotion, because Chris Brown was not THAT believable when he gave a fake non-apology.
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Really Whamo!?!?!? "THESE PEOPLE"!?!?!?! you went there?
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I saw RiRi released a MAC line. Shades include "Bruised Brown, Pounded Plum and Cut-Your-Ass Coral." Available this May.
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Oh look his ass is open and ready for a good pounding!
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Blerg!!
Da fuq...pull your fucking pants up, you nasty ass sagger!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Pardon me, Sir Gangster-- thy pantaloons doth descend.
Ha ha ha! Way to link two threads!
Well, I for one think it's quaint that he uses fists instead of bullets!
submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:51am.
When is the pants around your knees going to be uncool.
It IS uncool. Case in point: Chris Brown is doing it.
I saw this gay dude last weekend wearing the same outfit Rhianna has on. Only he looked wayyy better...most likely because he didn't have Fist Brown holding his hand. These two need to just fuck off. Couple of assholes.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:47am.
I can't stop staring at her ass.
Well, he IS in every picture.
End well, this ain't going to...
Pure class. When is the pants around your knees going to be uncool. It's been around for years.
Her fishnet--geez
I'm a man who knows tools when he sees them.
God...I don't know how she can even be around him. After what he did to her, and the way he wears his stupid ass pants. I would want to bitchslap him every second.
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OH FFS PULL. UP. YOUR. GODDAMN. PANTS
Isn't the purpose of pants to cover your netherbits?
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 02/21/2013 - 11:47am.
I can't stop staring at her ass.
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I know. Her poops must be unstoppable.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Pull your fucking pants up you stupid fucking idiot. WTF IS IT with these people?
I can't stop staring at her ass.
damn Rihanna, let go and drop the steak in the dirt already then go up your nose with a rubber hose!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.